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jeff1000man 01-31-2010 04:39 PM


Originally Posted by mba1620 (Post 3035805)
Our office is attending. This conference is going to teach me how to kick azz so we can put people in the hospital to increase our bizness.

Who's first bit(hes? I heard that that Byuwee was calling me out.
:poopoo:

MBA only buy's 35 fountains because they come with phone books sewn into the seats.

mba1620 01-31-2010 04:53 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3035825)
MBA only buy's 35 fountains because they come with phone books sewn into the seats.

I am going to drive up there and kick your azz. Then when I am done, I am going to go into your closest and get Tbone and Boatman a couple Captains shirts, while you are still crying about how busy you are. :coolcowboy:

jeff1000man 01-31-2010 05:05 PM


Originally Posted by mba1620 (Post 3035833)
I am going to drive up there and kick your azz. Then when I am done, I am going to go into your closest and get Tbone and Boatman a couple Captains shirts, while you are still crying about how busy you are. :coolcowboy:

You don't get one, because yo uare scared to own a boat.......

jeff1000man 01-31-2010 05:26 PM

> A woman who was
> beaten black and blue, goes to the
> doctor.
> Doctor: What
> happened?"
Woman: "Doctor, I don't know
what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk, he
beats me to a pulp."
Doctor: "I
have a real good medicine for that. Whenever your
husband comes home inebriated, just take a glass of
chamomile tea and start gargling with it.
Just gargle and
gargle."
Two weeks later
she returns to the doctor,and looks reborn and fresh
again.
Woman:
"Doc, That was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband
came home drunk, I gargled with chamomile tea and
gargled and nothing happened.
Doctor:
"You see how keeping your mouth shut helps!"

boatman22 01-31-2010 06:42 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3034830)
Prices are sure starting to get decent on these old turds

http://www.offshoreonly.com/classifi...o32628-en.html

I am not a fan of the beak boats, but I would drive this.

Hell your not a fan of any boats that run:lolhit:

tomtbone1993 01-31-2010 09:54 PM

All I know is a 99 110MPH rig with #6's is far from being a "old turd" ......

joew. 02-01-2010 08:31 AM

So biatches, what is up for this weekend. Superbowl Sunday and nobdy except Jeff has plans??????????

wstultz 02-01-2010 08:57 AM

I think Stroman is having a party. Jeffro has become quite the social animal. Maybe that can be his new nickname....Animal. Like the crazy bastard on the muppets that sperts out random noises out of the blue. This has been Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy.

joew. 02-01-2010 09:05 AM

So is anyone going to Stroman's, other then Jeff?

wstultz 02-01-2010 09:21 AM

We will probably stop by.

Rcolter 02-01-2010 09:27 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3036259)
I think Stroman is having a party. Jeffro has become quite the social animal. Maybe that can be his new nickname....Animal. Like the crazy bastard on the muppets that sperts out random noises out of the blue. This has been Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy.

Good thought Mr. Jack Hoff Handy!

jeff1000man 02-01-2010 12:53 PM

Deal of the day. Indoor pool.

http://search.har.com/engine/33-Well...AR81947741.htm

wstultz 02-01-2010 01:08 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3036405)

Pool and a pond. Pond is good for you.

joew. 02-01-2010 01:16 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3036405)

Hey atleast the pool won't have a bunch of leaves in it:)

tomtbone1993 02-01-2010 01:26 PM

how can a house that big not have a garage?



BTW 33,000 bit(hes....

jeff1000man 02-01-2010 01:30 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3036430)
how can a house that big not have a garage?

I didn't even notice that

Rcolter 02-01-2010 02:48 PM

Is easy, they put a pool in the garage so you could test run your high performance boats!

spk1 02-01-2010 05:30 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2729163)
oh the gauntlet has been thrown!!!!!!!! $50 a motor, mine goes in first you owe me a Hunsky, banana goes around the island and back first i gives yous guys a Fitty!!!

Hmm, :evilb:

jeff1000man 02-01-2010 05:39 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3036573)
Hmm, :evilb:

Who is this guy that doesn't own a phone????

jeff1000man 02-01-2010 05:40 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3036573)
Hmm, :evilb:

It is supposed to be nice weather this weekend. Hopefully the chocolate milk problem has been fixed in that black bananana so we can see if it floats. :coolcowboy:

joew. 02-01-2010 08:19 PM

The mainship is ready for an overnight drinkathon at the marina!!!!!

joew. 02-01-2010 08:20 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3036573)
Hmm, :evilb:

One word post in three months... WTF have you been up to clown????????

jeff1000man 02-01-2010 08:22 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3036695)
The mainship is ready for an overnight drinkathon at the marina!!!!!

Tonight???? Sounds like a plan.

joew. 02-01-2010 08:47 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3036702)
Tonight???? Sounds like a plan.

No this weekend.

jeff1000man 02-01-2010 08:49 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3036723)
No this weekend.

Supposed to be nice weather.

bigandy 02-01-2010 10:21 PM

http://yep.it/jdeere

CRAIGS LIST SCAM!!! I wonder how many people fall for it!! the lady had me absolutely convinced until she sent me the above link for her ebay auction.... sad thou.... it was a helllll of a deal on a tractor, craiigs list says its in katy, i looked she ran the add in a bunch of major cities..... fuqin basterds!!!! put the link in its pretty damn amazing....

Trojan-man 02-02-2010 12:40 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3036583)
It is supposed to be nice weather this weekend. Hopefully the chocolate milk problem has been fixed in that black bananana so we can see if it floats. :coolcowboy:

it has been taken care of :drink::drink: it might be on this weekend

Trojan-man 02-02-2010 12:41 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3036573)
Hmm, :evilb:


:evilb::evilb::evilb: oh i forgot about that one !!!!! somebody is gonna owe daddy a $50 spot :lolhit:

Trojan-man 02-02-2010 12:42 AM

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1993-...item27aefe9644

somebody buy this for me, and I will just keep in the keys and I will work on it..........maybe....

spk1 02-02-2010 01:10 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 3036819)
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1993-...item27aefe9644

somebody buy this for me, and I will just keep in the keys and I will work on it..........maybe....

Joew and his dad could probably come to a full on father son moment with that one, Sportfish for joew, and a Cat hull for big willie, not to mention, diesels, Big Willie can rebuild the hell out of a diesel :coolcowboy:

Trojan-man 02-02-2010 03:01 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3036820)
Joew and his dad could probably come to a full on father son moment with that one, Sportfish for joew, and a Cat hull for big willie, not to mention, diesels, Big Willie can rebuild the hell out of a diesel :coolcowboy:

Im In. :grinser010: :drink:

joew. 02-02-2010 07:37 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3036820)
Joew and his dad could probably come to a full on father son moment with that one, Sportfish for joew, and a Cat hull for big willie, not to mention, diesels, Big Willie can rebuild the hell out of a diesel :coolcowboy:

That would be a sweet azz ride!!!

joew. 02-02-2010 07:42 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3036726)
Supposed to be nice weather.

I know... The mainship is 100% (knock on wood) so I am going to clean the crap out of it and drink until I almost fall in the lake:coolcowboy: Then pass out on my pillow top mattress

wstultz 02-02-2010 09:43 AM

That cat is very nice. I like the four berth set up. I'm sure Dr. Blackwood could whip those diesels into shape in no time.........."brgbrthjhjjyjrjjjjur, Piece of crap":lolhit:

Trojan-man 02-02-2010 12:09 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3036936)
That cat is very nice. I like the four berth set up. I'm sure Dr. Blackwood could whip those diesels into shape in no time.........."brgbrthjhjjyjrjjjjur, Piece of crap":lolhit:

"nwkhvvbnvbbkf" piece of chit lol

that thing is awesome !!!!

bigandy 02-02-2010 12:43 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 3036818)
:evilb::evilb::evilb: oh i forgot about that one !!!!! somebody is gonna owe daddy a $50 spot :lolhit:

ya, i ve been waiting on you to try to collect that so i could collect for the case of black glaxay granite you got from me to finish your backsplash in white oak ghetto!!! :evilb: Ricky Luckett owes me $5 that he borrowed from me in the seventh grade... anybody know him because i would like to collect that too :) The IRS assumes you collect 8% on debts so he owes me $28.14 and you owe me assuming its only been four years $140.34..... good luck on the boat, ill help you launch and you can come by the new casa and pick me up!!!

jeff1000man 02-02-2010 01:17 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 3036817)
it has been taken care of :drink::drink: it might be on this weekend

The ROTTEN BANANA floats again Lol.

mba1620 02-02-2010 01:36 PM

May 1 & 2
 
www.riverratrob.com

God Speed and RIP Crazy Charlie

joew. 02-02-2010 01:36 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 3037054)
ya, i ve been waiting on you to try to collect that so i could collect for the case of black glaxay granite you got from me to finish your backsplash in white oak ghetto!!! :evilb: Ricky Luckett owes me $5 that he borrowed from me in the seventh grade... anybody know him because i would like to collect that too :) The IRS assumes you collect 8% on debts so he owes me $28.14 and you owe me assuming its only been four years $140.34..... good luck on the boat, ill help you launch and you can come by the new casa and pick me up!!!

You owe me 35 for the bar tab you walked at Sam's Boat....Does that count?????????

jeff1000man 02-02-2010 01:51 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3037104)
You owe me 35 for the bar tab you walked at Sam's Boat....Does that count?????????

That was just your half. I paid the other half.


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