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jeff1000man 07-14-2011 07:22 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 3453017)
On a happier note, this seems to be a bargain....

http://houston.craigslist.org/cto/2494628263.html

rumor has it, he will take less if he can keep the ranchhand stuff and will put factory bumpers on :)

Is that yours?

bigandy 07-14-2011 08:44 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3453093)
Is that yours?

yah i traded it for my excrsion but i just bought some new cars and i need to get rid of that and my BMW...

lincoln lawyer was rented about 11 minutes ago becuase i thought we were gonna get rain but i am starting to think not...

oh and as far as the long painful death i have been told by people in the know that child molesters and killers get it the worst in jail.... thank god for street justice even if its inside a prison cell :coolcowboy: yee haaaa butt cowboys!!! :evilb:

On Time 07-14-2011 09:08 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 3453016)
wtffffffffffffffff is the matter with the world????

Not enough attendance at Cowboy Church (or First United Methodist).

On Time 07-14-2011 09:10 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 3453170)
:coolcowboy: yee haaaa butt cowboys!!! :evilb:

That's colon cowboy

joew. 07-15-2011 08:05 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3453067)
don't forget the crazy A-hole in New York who chopped up the eight year boy who was lost looking for directions...that son of a b!tch needs to die a long painful death....




BTW watched Lincoln lawyer last night...great flick I highly recommend it.

I can't f-ing wait!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XI_9Yxr0blo

wstultz 07-15-2011 02:01 PM

Anyone hanging at the tiki hut/ping pong palace tonight?

spk1 07-15-2011 04:14 PM

http://miami.craigslist.org/mdc/bfs/2496054768.html

This would be a good addition to the tiki hut.

wstultz 07-16-2011 10:57 PM

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The paint shop is coming along. Just need to put the metal up on the ends and get some roll up doors and it will be ready to rock n roll.

tomtbone1993 07-16-2011 11:12 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3454469)
The paint shop is coming along. Just need to put the metal up on the ends and get some roll up doors and it will be ready to rock n roll.

Cool....looking good

jeff1000man 07-16-2011 11:33 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3454469)
The paint shop is coming along. Just need to put the metal up on the ends and get some roll up doors and it will be ready to rock n roll.

Great job Wade.:coolcowboy:

jeff1000man 07-16-2011 11:36 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3453810)
http://miami.craigslist.org/mdc/bfs/2496054768.html

This would be a good addition to the tiki hut.

#1, I cant beleive you even posted that without buying it first. Im sure Bigandy bought it and it is all ready on its way here to be stored with the vintage workout gear from Del Lago.

#2, Why are you allowed to be on the computer during the day??:evilb:

jeff1000man 07-16-2011 11:43 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3453442)

Boob mug with tan lines. sweet.

joew. 07-18-2011 01:35 PM

I think I emailed this to everyone, if not then please give me a heads up if you want in for Key West.

Ladies and gents,

Many of you have taken the annual trip to KW for the Worlds; others will be first timers.. The rest of you are welcome to join. If it is your first time, it will not be your last. It is an absolute blast!!! In an effort to keep the group together I have reached out to Corinne at the Double Tree for a combined rate. The rate will be $209.00 / night. This will include the daily breakfast along with the traditional hotel accommodations. There are 5 non and 7 smoking rooms reserved. This is all that is left! ( I know some of you are thinking bs…..wait and see ) The rooms will be first come first serve in our group, so If a smoking room bothers you, then you better book fast. If not, then you still need to book fast! And by fast, I mean in the next couple of days. If someone is not on this list that should be, please forward it on.

You will need to tell the hotel you are part of the Joe Williams group. Hotel and Corinne’s info. below:

Corinne Dean | Sales Manager
Doubletree by Hilton Grand Key Resort Key West
3990 S. Roosevelt Boulevard | Key West, FL 33040
Direct Phone: 305-307-3761| Fax: 305-296-6962
[email protected] | www.DoubletreeKeyWest.com

Best regards,

Joe Williams

spk1 07-18-2011 01:53 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3455573)
I think I emailed this to everyone, if not then please give me a heads up if you want in for Key West.

Ladies and gents,

Many of you have taken the annual trip to KW for the Worlds; others will be first timers.. The rest of you are welcome to join. If it is your first time, it will not be your last. It is an absolute blast!!! In an effort to keep the group together I have reached out to Corinne at the Double Tree for a combined rate. The rate will be $209.00 / night. This will include the daily breakfast along with the traditional hotel accommodations. There are 5 non and 7 smoking rooms reserved. This is all that is left! ( I know some of you are thinking bs…..wait and see ) The rooms will be first come first serve in our group, so If a smoking room bothers you, then you better book fast. If not, then you still need to book fast! And by fast, I mean in the next couple of days. If someone is not on this list that should be, please forward it on.

You will need to tell the hotel you are part of the Joe Williams group. Hotel and Corinne’s info. below:

Corinne Dean | Sales Manager
Doubletree by Hilton Grand Key Resort Key West
3990 S. Roosevelt Boulevard | Key West, FL 33040
Direct Phone: 305-307-3761| Fax: 305-296-6962
[email protected] | www.DoubletreeKeyWest.com

Best regards,

Joe Williams

Does this rate include a golf cart parking spot in the lobby?

jeff1000man 07-18-2011 02:01 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3455599)
Does this rate include a golf cart parking spot in the lobby?

I got free scotch :coolcowboy:

joew. 07-18-2011 02:17 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3455599)
Does this rate include a golf cart parking spot in the lobby?

It do:coolcowboy:

wstultz 07-18-2011 02:25 PM

"Where da hookers at?":evilb:

bigandy 07-18-2011 03:12 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3455573)
I think I emailed this to everyone, if not then please give me a heads up if you want in for Key West.

Ladies and gents,

Many of you have taken the annual trip to KW for the Worlds; others will be first timers.. The rest of you are welcome to join. If it is your first time, it will not be your last. It is an absolute blast!!! In an effort to keep the group together I have reached out to Corinne at the Double Tree for a combined rate. The rate will be $209.00 / night. This will include the daily breakfast along with the traditional hotel accommodations. There are 5 non and 7 smoking rooms reserved. This is all that is left! ( I know some of you are thinking bs…..wait and see ) The rooms will be first come first serve in our group, so If a smoking room bothers you, then you better book fast. If not, then you still need to book fast! And by fast, I mean in the next couple of days. If someone is not on this list that should be, please forward it on.

You will need to tell the hotel you are part of the Joe Williams group. Hotel and Corinne’s info. below:

Corinne Dean | Sales Manager
Doubletree by Hilton Grand Key Resort Key West
3990 S. Roosevelt Boulevard | Key West, FL 33040
Direct Phone: 305-307-3761| Fax: 305-296-6962
[email protected] | www.DoubletreeKeyWest.com

Best regards,

Joe Williams

WOW!!! thanks josephine.... that took a huge effort and we all appreciate it..... but, two issues.

Since i didnt get an email that means i guess im not cool enough to be in the TOPPS OSO email cool kids list??? thats kinda fuqed but OK, we will chalk it up to simple oversight.

My real issue is since you to took the tremendous time to make all these arrangements one would think you spend thee other 11 seconds necessary and put down what dates they include, maybe your itinerary so we can all hook up>>>>> just sayin

wstultz 07-18-2011 03:30 PM

There is just no pleasing this guy /\. What dates do you think it is? November races. Now he is just going to give you different dates to fu(k with you.:lolhit: You may be there for fantasy fest the week before. Bad news is you'll miss the races but good news is you'll be surrounded by people letting their freak flag fly.:party-smiley-004: The kids these days!

wstultz 07-18-2011 03:54 PM

This place sucks lately...

Joew really didn't need to set all this stuff up for everyone since we all know he will be sleeping face down in the street snuggling up to a curb on Duval. His room will be totally empty the whole weekend.

Big Andy realizes this so he will be trying to sneak into Joew's room and use the unused until Kim grabs him by the whiskers and hurls him off of the balcony.

David and John will end up getting so wasted they fall in the water at the marina and instead of lossing their drinks they will tread water until they are empty before searching for a ladder to get dry again. At which time Joe will push them back in repeatedly.

Cornbread won't go...again. Even though he will decide to and then talk himself out 15 times.

Trojan man and I probably won't go due to severe vagina infections.

JeffWoman will say he is dragging the Nortech down there and get three guys to ride with him just to dump the plans and get plane tickets the day before, leaving the other three guys stranded with the choice of not to go or buy $1,000,000 plane tickets. Once there, he will be one of the guys that Joe pushes in the water repeatedly.

SPK1 Will be taking the Ciggy only to get lost due to a wrong turn in North Carolina. He will give up, pull back into Lauderdale and get Papa G loaded up in the Escalade to go to the nearest buffet for three hours.

Tim and Patricia will go and drink all of the shots in Key West, and still be sober.

Roper will go, run his boat, drink and have a good time. Never seeing any of our normal crew because he will be out having problem free fun like we would all like to do but can't get up at 4:00am. But, he will be in bed before 8:00.

T-boner will have fun, but not in Key West, at work in Houston. ByU will be there as well.

Joe will punch someone in the riding crew because Jeff told them they had the wrong props and didn't know $hit about boat racing. The fight will get nasty, with lots of misses, until the member of the race crew tells him to "suck it". He will then ball over in laughter allowing the team to escape.

No one will eat the continental breakfast because they won't be up.

There will be no Golf cart spared, no wife safe, no pizza un flippable, and no expert untested.

You guys will have a blast.

If I left you out please don't get butt hurt. My memory isn't too good these days.

"I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue"

wstultz 07-18-2011 04:00 PM

Oh yah, SUCK IT TREBEK!

joew. 07-18-2011 04:40 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 3455690)
WOW!!! thanks josephine.... that took a huge effort and we all appreciate it..... but, two issues.

Since i didnt get an email that means i guess im not cool enough to be in the TOPPS OSO email cool kids list??? thats kinda fuqed but OK, we will chalk it up to simple oversight.

My real issue is since you to took the tremendous time to make all these arrangements one would think you spend thee other 11 seconds necessary and put down what dates they include, maybe your itinerary so we can all hook up>>>>> just sayin

1) I don't have your email.
2) I am not on the topps list.
3) It is cheaper for me if you don't go:evilb:
4) Hotel is from 11/10-11/14. Flight is still tbd.

joew. 07-18-2011 04:45 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3455742)
This place sucks lately...

Joew really didn't need to set all this stuff up for everyone since we all know he will be sleeping face down in the street snuggling up to a curb on Duval. His room will be totally empty the whole weekend.

Big Andy realizes this so he will be trying to sneak into Joew's room and use the unused until Kim grabs him by the whiskers and hurls him off of the balcony.

David and John will end up getting so wasted they fall in the water at the marina and instead of lossing their drinks they will tread water until they are empty before searching for a ladder to get dry again. At which time Joe will push them back in repeatedly.

Cornbread won't go...again. Even though he will decide to and then talk himself out 15 times.

Trojan man and I probably won't go due to severe vagina infections.

JeffWoman will say he is dragging the Nortech down there and get three guys to ride with him just to dump the plans and get plane tickets the day before, leaving the other three guys stranded with the choice of not to go or buy $1,000,000 plane tickets. Once there, he will be one of the guys that Joe pushes in the water repeatedly.

SPK1 Will be taking the Ciggy only to get lost due to a wrong turn in North Carolina. He will give up, pull back into Lauderdale and get Papa G loaded up in the Escalade to go to the nearest buffet for three hours.

Tim and Patricia will go and drink all of the shots in Key West, and still be sober.

Roper will go, run his boat, drink and have a good time. Never seeing any of our normal crew because he will be out having problem free fun like we would all like to do but can't get up at 4:00am. But, he will be in bed before 8:00.

T-boner will have fun, but not in Key West, at work in Houston. ByU will be there as well.

Joe will punch someone in the riding crew because Jeff told them they had the wrong props and didn't know $hit about boat racing. The fight will get nasty, with lots of misses, until the member of the race crew tells him to "suck it". He will then ball over in laughter allowing the team to escape.

No one will eat the continental breakfast because they won't be up.

There will be no Golf cart spared, no wife safe, no pizza un flippable, and no expert untested.

You guys will have a blast.

If I left you out please don't get butt hurt. My memory isn't too good these days.

"I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue"

Nicely done sir. Although T-Bone may decide to make an appearance.

tomtbone1993 07-18-2011 04:46 PM

Obama goes to a primary school to talk to the kids to get a little PR.. After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and Obama asks him his name.

" Stanley ," responds the little boy.

"And what is your question, Stanley ?"

"I have 4 questions:
First, why did the USA Bomb Libya without the support of the Congress?
Second, why are you President when John McCain got more votes?
Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?"
Fourth, why are we so worried about gay-marriage when 1/2 of all Americans don't have health insurance?

Just then, the bell rings for recess. Obama informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.

When they resume Obama says, "OK, where were we? Oh, that 's right: question time. Who has a question?"

Another little boy puts up his hand. Obama points him out and asks him his name.

"Steve," he responds.

"And what is your question, Steve?"

“Actually, I have 6 questions.

First, why did the USA Bomb Libya without the support of the Congress?
Second, why are you President when John McCain got more votes?
Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?
Fourth, why are we so worried about gay marriage when 1/2 of all Americans don't have health insurance?
Fifth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?
And sixth, what the hell happened to Stanley ?"

wstultz 07-18-2011 05:17 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3455793)
Nicely done sir. Although T-Bone may decide to make an appearance.

Thank you

Yes, same jokes.
Yes, our crew IS that predictable.

joew. 07-18-2011 08:21 PM

Wade

http://houston.craigslist.org/boa/2457769269.html

spk1 07-18-2011 08:57 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3456029)

How many times is lefty going to re-sell tbones old lift :evilb: :evilb:


too soon? :snide:

wstultz 07-19-2011 10:11 AM

Thanks for looking out but that lift looks shaddy at best.:lolhit:

wstultz 07-19-2011 02:10 PM

If anyone is looking for a huge wave crusher with brand new Arneson number 7s that runs 90+, here you go.....

http://earlsmarina.com/boat_sales.htm

bigandy 07-19-2011 03:04 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3455788)
1) I don't have your email.
2) I am not on the topps list.
3) It is cheaper for me if you don't go:evilb:
4) Hotel is from 11/10-11/14. Flight is still tbd.

Dang its always the second weekend of the month... cannot go but number three almost made me spit out my cocktail :) oh and my email is [email protected] s.com

jeff1000man 07-19-2011 07:10 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3455742)
This place sucks lately...

Joew really didn't need to set all this stuff up for everyone since we all know he will be sleeping face down in the street snuggling up to a curb on Duval. His room will be totally empty the whole weekend.

Big Andy realizes this so he will be trying to sneak into Joew's room and use the unused until Kim grabs him by the whiskers and hurls him off of the balcony.

David and John will end up getting so wasted they fall in the water at the marina and instead of lossing their drinks they will tread water until they are empty before searching for a ladder to get dry again. At which time Joe will push them back in repeatedly.

Cornbread won't go...again. Even though he will decide to and then talk himself out 15 times.

Trojan man and I probably won't go due to severe vagina infections.

JeffWoman will say he is dragging the Nortech down there and get three guys to ride with him just to dump the plans and get plane tickets the day before, leaving the other three guys stranded with the choice of not to go or buy $1,000,000 plane tickets. Once there, he will be one of the guys that Joe pushes in the water repeatedly.

SPK1 Will be taking the Ciggy only to get lost due to a wrong turn in North Carolina. He will give up, pull back into Lauderdale and get Papa G loaded up in the Escalade to go to the nearest buffet for three hours.

Tim and Patricia will go and drink all of the shots in Key West, and still be sober.

Roper will go, run his boat, drink and have a good time. Never seeing any of our normal crew because he will be out having problem free fun like we would all like to do but can't get up at 4:00am. But, he will be in bed before 8:00.

T-boner will have fun, but not in Key West, at work in Houston. ByU will be there as well.

Joe will punch someone in the riding crew because Jeff told them they had the wrong props and didn't know $hit about boat racing. The fight will get nasty, with lots of misses, until the member of the race crew tells him to "suck it". He will then ball over in laughter allowing the team to escape.

No one will eat the continental breakfast because they won't be up.

There will be no Golf cart spared, no wife safe, no pizza un flippable, and no expert untested.

You guys will have a blast.

If I left you out please don't get butt hurt. My memory isn't too good these days.

"I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue"

**** powerboats and everything that encompases. I am going down there for the boozer. I called in for my room today, and am waiting for the lady to call me back. :coolcowboy:

I'm sure i will change my mind when the boat gets back out of the shop. :coolcowboy:

TopSpin80 07-21-2011 07:34 AM

If you guys know anyone looking for an excal my step dad's is for sale. It just doesn't get any use with me gone every weekend.

http://www.offshoreonly.com/classifi...o40529-en.html

Ernie

spk1 07-21-2011 02:53 PM

It gets worse, lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJOrk...eature=related

On Time 07-22-2011 08:49 AM

Any thoughts on the Poker Run? Who's going? Will we have enough water? :eek:

wstultz 07-22-2011 11:01 AM

I will be there. If I have to get a dingy and run it, I will. Not enough water is no excuse not to have fun anyway.

wstultz 07-22-2011 03:53 PM

What's happening this weekend? Anything?

jeff1000man 07-22-2011 04:14 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3459720)
What's happening this weekend? Anything?

You get 1 week closer to not being able to ask that question again. :bigbird:

wstultz 07-22-2011 04:37 PM

haha. No $hit. I've got to sniff all the glue i can before I run out of time.:bong:

On Time 07-23-2011 11:00 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3459731)
You get 1 week closer to not being able to ask that question again. :bigbird:

Hey J man you ridin or runnin in the Poker Run?

bigandy 07-23-2011 11:05 AM

do we know this truck?? :)

never mind...


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