Offshoreonly.com

Offshoreonly.com (https://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/)
-   TOPPS (https://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/topps-229/)
-   -   The B.S. Thread (https://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/topps/153269-b-s-thread.html)

tomtbone1993 06-20-2011 07:25 PM

PRESS RELEASE FROM THE FIRE MARSHALS OFFICE

Montgomery County Commissioners Court issue Disaster Declaration. Montgomery County Fire Marshal issues additional safety information as major fires destroy homes and thousands of acres across Southeast Texas.

Conroe, Tx May June 20, 2011

Current Conditions:

Most of Montgomery County is currently classified as”very high fire danger” due to the ongoing record drought. The area has not seen a soaking rainfall since October 2010. Currently two large fires are burning in surrounding Counties, stretching all available resources in our area. These fires have destroyed homes, but many more homes have been saved by firefighters and forestry officials.

In response to the growing wildfire danger, Montgomery County Commissioner’s Court approved a Local Disaster Declaration issued by County Judge Alan B. Sadler. The disaster declaration, issued under Chapter 418 of the Texas Government Code, effectively prohibits all sales and use of consumer fireworks in Montgomery County.

The Montgomery County Fire Marshal’s Office began meeting with members of the local fireworks industry in May, as the drought persisted throughout the area. Representatives from the Montgomery County fireworks industry worked with the MCFMO to present a set of recommendations to Commissioner’s Court to help reduce the risk of wildfire. These recommendations included either limiting the sales season, should the KBDI index reach 700, or eliminating sales and use of consumer fireworks altogether should the Drought index reach 750.

Montgomery County now registers 755 on the Keetch Byram Drought Index, therefore today’s action will prohibit the sales and use of consumer fireworks unless there is substantial relief from our current drought situation.

A final decision has not been made on whether professional fireworks displays will proceed as planned at this time. Today’s decision was timed to provide the public and fireworks industry with sufficient notice, as the fireworks sales season was set to open as early as this Friday.

These actions only address part of the current fire problems. For more information and daily updates please sign up on our facebook page.

Additional information is available on our website as well. www.mctx.org/fire

Link to Fire Danger information

http://ticc.tamu.edu/PredictiveServi...FireDanger.htm

Prevention tips


The MCFMO will be sending out daily updates on our Facebook page as well as through media releases.

Residents are urged to curtail any outdoor activity that could start a wildfire;

1. Use a LPG grill for outdoor cooking, do not use charcoal or wood burning pits as the hot coals can easily ignite dry grass for hours and days after use.

2. Do not weld, cut or grind metal within 25 feet of anything that will burn

3. Do not discard cigarettes out the window

4. Maintain mechanical equipment used in agriculture and trailers used on the roadway. One of the largest fires in East Texas started from an axle problem on a trailer that overheated and started a roadside fire

spk1 06-21-2011 09:42 AM

http://sharkeyimages.zenfolio.com/de...0941#h32380941

Theres your boat chadwick!

wstultz 06-21-2011 09:50 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3433789)
All she needed was a fittapaldi tune up!
Now Show Charlie Murphy your Titties Biatches! :evilb:

The milk's gone bad! :lolhit:

wstultz 06-21-2011 04:02 PM

It's back......

http://miami.craigslist.org/brw/boa/2449268529.html

BY U BOY 06-21-2011 06:49 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3434871)

Bad azz.

BY U BOY 06-21-2011 06:52 PM

On another note. All you guys that look at craigslist keep and eye out for a black 2009 dodge ram tailgate. I would like to buy it back from the phucker that took it off my truck lastnight.:angry-smiley-038:

boatman22 06-21-2011 07:34 PM

Who else besides Scott and I are doing the Outlaw Challenge this weekend?

jeff1000man 06-21-2011 07:54 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 3435060)
Who else besides Scott and I are doing the Outlaw Challenge this weekend?

Nope

jeff1000man 06-21-2011 07:55 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3434871)

How was it re rigged in 1988 with mid 90's outboards?

We need more plutonium for the flux capacitor............. :coolcowboy:

jeff1000man 06-21-2011 07:56 PM

Oh wait, I see, it sayd re rigged 1988 model. :grinser010:

spk1 06-21-2011 10:41 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjQ-DBiO894

who says having a daughter cant be just as fun as having a boy! :evilb::lolhit::evilb:

wstultz 06-21-2011 10:55 PM

That's nasty.

jeff1000man 06-21-2011 11:03 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3435275)
That's nasty.

Yeah, but true to form, what guy doesn't miss an opportunity to zoom in on a great set of cans

:coolcowboy::coolcowboy:

jeff1000man 06-21-2011 11:04 PM

:45 in for those of you scoring at home

On Time 06-22-2011 07:24 AM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 3435060)
Who else besides Scott and I are doing the Outlaw Challenge this weekend?

I am going with Bill E. on his 42 Fountain. Will you be there Fri night?

jeff1000man 06-22-2011 07:45 AM

So apparently they poured my new driveway yesterday and the Lake Lounge was launched. Sure hope business picks back up again.......... :coolcowboy:

joew. 06-22-2011 08:58 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3435407)
So apparently they poured my new driveway yesterday and the Lake Lounge was launched. Sure hope business picks back up again.......... :coolcowboy:

Good job pouring concrete the day before it rains when it hasnt rained in 160+ days:evilb:

joew. 06-22-2011 09:01 AM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 3435060)
Who else besides Scott and I are doing the Outlaw Challenge this weekend?

Is that like the baja bash or something different? I want to use my boat this weekend if anyone wants to go out.

jeff1000man 06-22-2011 10:10 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3435632)
Good job pouring concrete the day before it rains when it hasnt rained in 160+ days:evilb:

I don't think concrete Mexicans watch the weather. I hear it looks like a runway down the side of my house now :coolcowboy:

It will either be OK or it won't. :coolcowboy:

jeff1000man 06-22-2011 10:11 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3435635)
Is that like the baja bash or something different? I want to use my boat this weekend if anyone wants to go out.

I will be filling up the sea ray this weekend too. :coolcowboy:

tomtbone1993 06-22-2011 10:20 AM

If it could only rain likes this for the next 2 weeks....

08:30 A.M.- Rain continues to fall in Montgomery and surrounding counties.

Victoria County has got several severe cells moving through their county to the north.

Current totals

Whitehall 2.2”

Magnolia 2.04”

April Sound .92”

Grangerland .24”

Huntsville 1.02”

Lufkin 2.83”

Coldspring 1.18”

Madisonville 2.72”

Yorktown 4.3”

tomtbone1993 06-22-2011 10:21 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3435635)
Is that like the baja bash or something different? I want to use my boat this weekend if anyone wants to go out.

Its in Clear Lake

jeff1000man 06-22-2011 10:22 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3435716)
If it could only rain likes this for the next 2 weeks....

08:30 A.M.- Rain continues to fall in Montgomery and surrounding counties.

Victoria County has got several severe cells moving through their county to the north.

Current totals

Whitehall 2.2”

Magnolia 2.04”

April Sound .92”

Grangerland .24”

Huntsville 1.02”

Lufkin 2.83”

Coldspring 1.18”

Madisonville 2.72”

Yorktown 4.3”

Bring some big hail with it so I can work from home :coolcowboy:

Rcolter 06-22-2011 11:57 AM

No more Outlaw Challenge for me. Guess Ill be here in Cornhole

wstultz 06-22-2011 12:11 PM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 3435832)
No more Outlaw Challenge for me. Guess Ill be here in Cornhole

Great. Your punk arse can help me hang some lights.:bigbird:

boatman22 06-22-2011 01:49 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3435635)
Is that like the baja bash or something different? I want to use my boat this weekend if anyone wants to go out.


http://texasoutlawchallenge.com/eventschedule.html

Ive been told over 100 boats so far.....

On Time 06-23-2011 07:17 AM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 3435971)
http://texasoutlawchallenge.com/eventschedule.html

Ive been told over 100 boats so far.....

Tom when will you be there? We plan Thurs and Fri night and all day Sat.

joew. 06-23-2011 02:48 PM

Outlaw challange looks awesome! Wish I had a ride:)

For the guys staying home, we will be having a marina night on Friday. Drinks, food, ping pong, no girls.....You know, the norm.

boatman22 06-23-2011 04:11 PM


Originally Posted by On Time (Post 3436554)
Tom when will you be there? We plan Thurs and Fri night and all day Sat.

We are here.........:coolcowboy:

On Time 06-23-2011 10:19 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 3437032)
We are here.........:coolcowboy:

Good to see you tonight Tom! You guys look great!

tomtbone1993 06-24-2011 12:18 PM

Wstultz special.....

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ARONO...0b16c3ec#v4-42

wstultz 06-24-2011 12:51 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3437744)

Yes, I have been eye balling that one. One project at a time. If I finish my Sutphen and that one is still around I may have a new yard decoration but until the Sut is done, no more boats for me.

BY U BOY 06-24-2011 11:21 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3437781)
Yes, I have been eye balling that one. One project at a time. If I finish my Sutphen and that one is still around I may have a new yard decoration but until the Sut is done, no more boats for me.

You better finish the slut and get the new project before That kid gets spit out. It's all over after that..:drink: don't worry going to the zoo and the children's museum on Sunday is plucking awesome:lolhit:
I would much rather change diapers and wipe faces over changing spark plugs and waxing the boat.. Who needs to go boating when your kid wakes you up at the azz crack of dawn everyday and wants you to take him to the swing you wish you had not installed on the porch.:bigbird: but hey remember it is the best time of your life. :grinser010:


























Just kidding around I would not trade it for the world.

spk1 06-26-2011 01:51 PM

http://miami.craigslist.org/mdc/boa/2463292670.html
chadwick special!

BY U BOY 06-26-2011 08:14 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3438842)

Have mush call every hour For 5 days then you call him and offer 30k. After dealing with jeffro he will say come get this mother:evilb:

spk1 06-28-2011 11:50 AM

bump!

joew. 06-28-2011 12:13 PM

What is everyones plans for the 4th? Is anyone watching the concert @ countyline on Friday?

wstultz 06-28-2011 03:03 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3440439)
What is everyones plans for the 4th? Is anyone watching the concert @ countyline on Friday?

Yes. We will watch it from the Tiki dock at Inland.:coolcowboy:

On Time 06-28-2011 10:22 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3440439)
What is everyones plans for the 4th? Is anyone watching the concert @ countyline on Friday?

Whos playing?

jeff1000man 06-29-2011 03:08 PM

Saw this on another thread. funny chit,


Originally Posted by ridefast77 (Post 3441239)
Well then buy them is all im saying i don't care what you do, its your money. You could go buy a maglight and duck tape it to your drive for $10, for all i care O never mind maglight cost $20 ducktap will run you $5 mite be a little out of your buget so just go get some zipties that mite work:lolhit:

:coolcowboy:


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 05:24 AM.


Copyright © 2026 MH Sub I, LLC dba Internet Brands. All rights reserved. Use of this site indicates your consent to the Terms of Use.