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Trojan-man 08-08-2013 03:04 PM

Happy Birthday Old Balls Stultz :party-smiley-051::party-smiley-020::boat::party-smiley-048::riding::bong::ernaehrung004:

spk1 08-08-2013 07:41 PM

Happy BirthDay Wade! Now go get your self a plastic gun and pistol whip somebody! :lolhit:

tomtbone1993 08-08-2013 10:07 PM

Happy Bday wadeo

jeff1000man 08-09-2013 06:25 AM

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Happy Belated Old Ballz. I got a T Shirt for ya [ATTACH=CONFIG]505893[/ATTACH] From me and my buddy Mr. Connery.

wstultz 08-09-2013 07:26 AM

Thanks biotches. JoeW and I already discussed the pistol whip scenerio and decided on this...

http://youtu.be/E2dyLX1t8-E

joew. 08-09-2013 09:29 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3973845)
Thanks biotches. JoeW and I already discussed the pistol whip scenerio and decided on this...

http://youtu.be/E2dyLX1t8-E

Just got to find your happy place!

What is up for the Texans tonight???

tomtbone1993 08-11-2013 06:29 PM

This would be a fun boat. On lake Conroe...I wonder how fast it is....


http://www.offshoreonly.com/classifi...o53062-en.html

On Time 08-12-2013 03:51 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3974904)
This would be a fun boat. On lake Conroe...I wonder how fast it is....


http://www.offshoreonly.com/classifi...o53062-en.html

That boat goes exactly 87 miles per hour.

tomtbone1993 08-13-2013 05:41 PM


Originally Posted by On Time (Post 3975507)
That boat goes exactly 87 miles per hour.

fast enough for lake Conroe...

On Time 08-15-2013 10:15 AM

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/this-...&vxp=mtr#v4-35

jeff project

girls included

spk1 08-15-2013 12:19 PM


Originally Posted by On Time (Post 3977339)

Well the deck looks pretty solid. :eekdrop:

spk1 08-15-2013 12:21 PM

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1999-...ca316b&vxp=mtr

I love this boat

On Time 08-15-2013 01:55 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3977410)
Well the deck looks pretty solid. :eekdrop:

He he...

joew. 08-15-2013 03:00 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3977411)

Buy that bad boy!

jeff1000man 08-16-2013 01:57 PM

Yea, me too. I have been talking to him for two months trying to get the price down to a Gregory level. Probably why he put it on Ebay

spk1 08-16-2013 03:08 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3977507)
Buy that bad boy!

Are you kidding? I'll shoot my eye out! :evilb:
Hell the only thing that has kept us all alive this long is the fact that we cant build, afford, or keep a 100 mph boat running long enough to get hurt. :evilb::evilb::evilb:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJ6d_EE0Kao

jeff1000man 08-16-2013 03:46 PM

Not as cool as this boat. And what's funny is that I think the current owner wears the same size shirt as the previous one.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/2010-...a33ef9&vxp=mtr

wstultz 08-16-2013 04:08 PM

The old girl looks good

spk1 08-16-2013 04:11 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3978090)
Not as cool as this boat. And what's funny is that I think the current owner wears the same size shirt as the previous one.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/2010-...a33ef9&vxp=mtr

You forgot about this one?

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1996-...orcev4exp=true

Or this one? http://www.powerboatlistings.com/view/13595

and this one.....
http://walker-mn.yachtsofnorthameric..._17246428.html

All my old boats are on the market lol

jeff1000man 08-16-2013 04:21 PM

That Chris Craft needs to be decontaminated.......

spk1 08-16-2013 04:25 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3978111)
That Chris Craft needs to be decontaminated.......

Why the hell do you think I sold it? lolol :wuerg019:

spk1 08-18-2013 10:52 AM

Any interest in a '99 31 Sutphen? I don't have it listed but it fits the majority of your needs

:eekdrop:

Say Whatttt!?!?!

I am beginning to think you like building boats more than riding in them.

spk1 08-18-2013 01:55 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2784971)
Ok here is the official story. They had eight waitresses lined up to go on the boat so they went to get the islander, islander returns, no waitresses. George, staley and one more ( stolen baja boy ) get on leftys boat and they and spf mashed potatoes proceed to ride around the lake. until this morning when everyone stupid enough to have given jeff their phone number starts getting called. I just met them for lunch, they were sleeping on the islander at the island, no a/c, no generator, lying in their own vomit ( yes joe puked into his own BJ chair right next to him ) that was after joe fell off his own boat and jeff had to back up to get him, VERY SCARY, last night out by the dam. now jeff is making an ass of himself in eldorado jacks, joe is sleeping on the top deck of the islander ( can you say sunburn ) and lefty is on his way to eldorados to start drinking again with jeff!!! Them boys really need to find Jesus!

i can paint a beautiful picture cant i!!!! Good find, there is some funny stuff on this thread, we need to pay someone to read the whole thing over and come up with the top 25!!

Holy chit when did this happen? lol :evilb:

spk1 08-18-2013 02:52 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2101471)
Piss off. THere will be no crap shoot up the poop shoot of scary mary.

You better dress your girl like a muslim, or else I might have to lock her up in my love attik and add make her the first addition to my herim.

BY love attic, do you mean the little mermaid room? :evilb:

spk1 08-18-2013 09:04 PM

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Calla...item1e7e3b9671
this must be why wade is considering selling the sutphen :whistle:

On Time 08-18-2013 09:09 PM

to trade for this:
http://www.powerboatlistings.com/view/9804

jeff1000man 08-19-2013 06:31 PM

Here is the deal

http://classifieds.***************.c...html?highlight

bigandy 08-20-2013 06:15 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3977410)
Well the deck looks pretty solid. :eekdrop:

Bajajajajaja...... Deck looks solid.... NICE

spk1 08-21-2013 09:35 PM

Quote Originally Posted by wstultz View Post

does anyone know the number for a good jeweler ??

Once I sell the sutphen I am going to sell the barn and the acreage if anyone knows anyone who might want it.

I just put money down on a nice little culdesac lot in walden....I think betty will like the back yard

Wow, no comment lol :evilb:

spk1 08-21-2013 11:09 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiRuB2i0aW0

never saw this one before, pretty wild :eekdrop:

Trojan-man 08-23-2013 01:21 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3981151)
Quote Originally Posted by wstultz View Post

does anyone know the number for a good jeweler ??

Once I sell the sutphen I am going to sell the barn and the acreage if anyone knows anyone who might want it.

I just put money down on a nice little culdesac lot in walden....I think betty will like the back yard

Wow, no comment lol :evilb:

Wow, that was when i hacked his computer while he was taking a dump one day. Who knew I had a crystal ball lololol !! :evilb::evilb::evilb::bunnydance:

wstultz 08-23-2013 04:43 PM

You must have the same crystal ball the weather forecasters use. I did get the jeweler but still have the Sutphen and the barn, biotches!!! Okay, I also got a house in walden, but it's not a culdesac lot.:coolcowboy:

wstultz 08-25-2013 09:19 PM

Looks like I'm going to have to do some more tweaking to the Sutphen. Maybe a little speed wax will do it. "My Way" ran 224 mph at the shootout today. Damn, that's hauling!

joew. 08-26-2013 07:54 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3983079)
Looks like I'm going to have to do some more tweaking to the Sutphen. Maybe a little speed wax will do it. "My Way" ran 224 mph at the shootout today. Damn, that's hauling!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_if9nhwx1Jo#t=23

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRzkq1DNohI


You may need some bigger "wheels" :lolhit:

spk1 08-26-2013 09:41 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3983079)
Looks like I'm going to have to do some more tweaking to the Sutphen. Maybe a little speed wax will do it. "My Way" ran 224 mph at the shootout today. Damn, that's hauling!

http://api.viglink.com/api/click?for...13775710520417

:evilb:

tomtbone1993 08-29-2013 06:56 PM

Here go project hunters....all it needs is some Gregory performance big power...

http://www.offshoreonly.com/classifi...o53363-en.html

On Time 08-29-2013 08:50 PM

http://www.offshoreonly.com/classifi...o49499-en.html

We need Jeff to get those hands dirty again. We'll all drop by every few days to check on him and keep him company. Pull all three engines, build two and convert back to twin with spare engine and drive parts. Great winter project back on the lake in spring!

spk1 08-30-2013 02:46 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7JO_PlrMeA

sweet

jeff1000man 08-30-2013 09:41 AM

All I need is a wife with a job to support me and I can do those things again. Having a single income won't support a boating habbit

spk1 08-30-2013 06:47 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3986012)
All I need is a wife with a job to support me and I can do those things again. Having a single income won't support a boating habbit

Yes, that's the answer, because wives don't cost any money at all. :party-smiley-004: Pay attention, you don't want a wife, lol you want a well heeled father-in law, :evilb:


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