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BY U BOY 05-16-2011 10:27 PM

Congtas!

On Time 05-16-2011 10:46 PM

we be losing water

wstultz 05-17-2011 11:29 AM

Thanks for the congrats guys. I was going to tell you all personally but I guess the wife put it on defacebook before I got the chance. I'm scared to death and excited all at the same time. On another note, the boat is coming along nicely. Engines are rebuilt, glass work is done and boat is in the process of being sanded for its nice new shiney paint job. When all of that $hit is done it will get a new clean interior. Should be a sweet little moisture missle when it's done.

spk1 05-17-2011 01:12 PM

Man, you stultz boys sure know how to screw up a good time! :evilb: 7 months out huh,, nicee, let me do the count,, Mayy,,, Juneeee,, July,,,,,,August,,,, September,,,,,October,,,,,,November,, Hmmmm NOVEMBER,,, hmm lets seee whats good in November? Oh I guess nothing, since none of us are going to ever see a boat again! HAHA j/kkk :evilb: :evilb: :evilb:

joew. 05-17-2011 02:33 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3405494)
Man, you stultz boys sure know how to screw up a good time! :evilb: 7 months out huh,, nicee, let me do the count,, Mayy,,, Juneeee,, July,,,,,,August,,,, September,,,,,October,,,,,,November,, Hmmmm NOVEMBER,,, hmm lets seee whats good in November? Oh I guess nothing, since none of us are going to ever see a boat again! HAHA j/kkk :evilb: :evilb: :evilb:

Don't worry, I am already working on a new set of babyless friends..... They are ready for Key West!!!!!!!!!!:evilb:

wstultz 05-17-2011 05:19 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3405560)
Don't worry, I am already working on a new set of babyless friends..... They are ready for Key West!!!!!!!!!!:evilb:

Retirees don't count as babyless friends.:evilb:

tomtbone1993 05-17-2011 05:42 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3405681)
Retirees don't count as babyless friends.:evilb:

I agree....you don't see my farther n law / BFF in my wolfpack...:coolcowboy::lolhit:

joew. 05-17-2011 09:05 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3405681)
Retirees don't count as babyless friends.:evilb:

I wouldn't worry about it, I am sure it will be cool here in Conroe going through birth, feedings, nipple scabs, and episiotomies, etc.....

FYI: I will give you 12k for the MYCO/Sled:evilb:

joew. 05-17-2011 09:06 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3405696)
I agree....you don't see my farther n law / BFF in my wolfpack...:coolcowboy::lolhit:

Atleast my wolf pack will see the land from the water this summer.:party-smiley-004:

spk1 05-17-2011 11:17 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdMxRG9Jol0

spk1 05-17-2011 11:18 PM

Well, with jeffro M.i.a, and andy driving the bus around with no wifi hot spots, the BLS thread is off to a shakey start. lol :evilb:

jeff1000man 05-18-2011 11:38 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3406069)
Well, with jeffro M.i.a, and andy driving the bus around with no wifi hot spots, the BLS thread is off to a shakey start. lol :evilb:

You must be settling into married life. This is about 4 hours early for a post from you. :evilb:

joew. 05-18-2011 11:52 AM

What are the plans for Memorial Day weekend?
I know Wade will be painting the baby room,
Chad and Tom will be cleaning up baby chit,
Jeff will be biaching about working for the first time since Bush was in office,
Andy will be driving around the gaybang bus,
SPK1 will be inviting us down for the weekend (on Sunday),
Roper will be winning!,
Byuboy will be elbow deep in a jar of peanut butter,
mba will be practicing his gag reflex,
Anyone else?

On Time 05-18-2011 12:20 PM

I'll be sitting on my dock looking out since I can't get the ski boat in the water. :blaster:

wstultz 05-18-2011 04:22 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3405941)
I wouldn't worry about it, I am sure it will be cool here in Conroe going through birth, feedings, nipple scabs, and episiotomies, etc.....

FYI: I will give you 12k for the MYCO/Sled:evilb:

12k for the Myco sounds about right but the boat will cost you a lot more.:coolcowboy:

wstultz 05-18-2011 04:26 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3406487)
What are the plans for Memorial Day weekend?
I know Wade will be painting the baby room,
Chad and Tom will be cleaning up baby chit,
Jeff will be biaching about working for the first time since Bush was in office,
Andy will be driving around the gaybang bus,
SPK1 will be inviting us down for the weekend (on Sunday),
Roper will be winning!,
Byuboy will be elbow deep in a jar of peanut butter,
mba will be practicing his gag reflex,
Anyone else?

Kim will find joe under the water fall in his pool trying to choke himself out with a necktie while masturbating as his dogs are licking the peanut butter off his balls. Also, there will be an empty scotch bottle near by.:evilb::evilb::evilb:

Lefty will be found in another pool, similar situation.

Anyone else?

jeff1000man 05-18-2011 05:30 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3406727)
Kim will find joe under the water fall in his pool trying to choke himself out with a necktie while masturbating as his dogs are licking the peanut butter off his balls. Also, there will be an empty scotch bottle near by.:evilb::evilb::evilb:

Lefty will be found in another pool, similar situation.

Anyone else?

I worked a couple weeks in 2010

joew. 05-18-2011 08:18 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3406727)
Kim will find joe under the water fall in his pool trying to choke himself out with a necktie while masturbating as his dogs are licking the peanut butter off his balls. Also, there will be an empty scotch bottle near by.:evilb::evilb::evilb:

Lefty will be found in another pool, similar situation.

Anyone else?

You know I hate neckties.:drink:

jeff1000man 05-18-2011 08:37 PM

Back on track

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1998-...item35b22d62b7

On Time 05-18-2011 10:01 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3406903)

I've seen that boat run several times. I lived 1/2 mi. from Lake Ponchartrain from 2000-2001 and would see it when I jogged on the levee. It used to have an Evinrude 225 outboard mounted in the center for docking and putting on the trailer.

spk1 05-19-2011 12:22 AM

http://miami.craigslist.org/mdc/boa/2389396190.html

a center console made for chadwick

spk1 05-19-2011 08:43 PM

If it gets any slower in here, I think Im going to choke myself out with a necktie, :bsflag:

joew. 05-19-2011 09:29 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3407850)
If it gets any slower in here, I think Im going to choke myself out with a necktie, :bsflag:

Yeah, this place is weaker then a Tbone close:eek:

BY U BOY 05-19-2011 09:30 PM


Originally Posted by On Time (Post 3407003)
I've seen that boat run several times. I lived 1/2 mi. from Lake Ponchartrain from 2000-2001 and would see it when I jogged on the levee. It used to have an Evinrude 225 outboard mounted in the center for docking and putting on the trailer.

I remember it with the egg beater on the back. Last time I saw it was in 2001 during the TF200 at the chicken drop.

bigandy 05-19-2011 09:56 PM

Uggg... Big eye ties up stern side out to sea with a hurricane coming in WTF ???

mba1620 05-20-2011 09:21 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3405410)
Thanks for the congrats guys. done.

Congrats Wade and good job on strategically planning out this knockup. Beginning of summer should save you thousands on drinks and you will have a guaranteed DD.:coolcowboy:

Nice work and well played!

tomtbone1993 05-20-2011 10:02 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3407898)
Yeah, this place is weaker then a Tbone close:eek:

you bit the hook........:party-smiley-004::coolcowboy:

On Time 05-20-2011 10:37 AM

Tom got any interesting used vehicles?

On Time 05-20-2011 10:38 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 3407900)
I remember it with the egg beater on the back. Last time I saw it was in 2001 during the TF200 at the chicken drop.

Copeland was giving rides one day and I almost got one but the line was about three hrs long and I got tired of waiting.

spk1 05-20-2011 05:15 PM


Originally Posted by On Time (Post 3408245)
Copeland was giving rides one day and I almost got one but the line was about three hrs long and I got tired of waiting.

Three hours? Thats nothing, Ive been waiting here more than Six hours! :bsflag:

BY U BOY 05-20-2011 09:15 PM


Originally Posted by On Time (Post 3408245)
Copeland was giving rides one day and I almost got one but the line was about three hrs long and I got tired of waiting.

Jr got pissed when when we tied off to it and walked accross the bow at Jaggers during the run. Crazy Charlie told me to do it with my shoes on :evilb:

spk1 05-22-2011 12:45 AM

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Hustl...item2563e90d3f

BYU project

BY U BOY 05-22-2011 12:30 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3409187)

Negative. I am done working on chit. The next boat will have Egg beaters and a center console.

Or Maybe that Blue Powerplay with the stap ons:drink:

spk1 05-23-2011 01:19 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 3409449)
Negative. I am done working on chit. The next boat will have Egg beaters and a center console.

Or Maybe that Blue Powerplay with the stap ons:drink:

This one is from your old stomping grounds I believe.

Joew Need to just buy it put an ac in and 3 90hp nissan outboards :evilb:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1986-...item27bb1eb009

spk1 05-23-2011 01:24 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 3409449)
Negative. I am done working on chit. The next boat will have Egg beaters and a center console.

Or Maybe that Blue Powerplay with the stap ons:drink:

Well why didnt you just say so... :drink:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/32-Hu...item3367baf1ba

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1989-...item4cf7418c6f

boatman22 05-24-2011 11:17 AM

Everyone must have a job.....sure is quite in here.....:coolcowboy:

BY U BOY 05-24-2011 01:45 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 3411448)
Everyone must have a job.....sure is quite in here.....:coolcowboy:

I think everyone wants to keep their job:drink:

joew. 05-24-2011 05:44 PM

what is up for the weekend you biatches? I will be having guest for the weekend which may grow to a party. Let me know if any of you ladies want in.

BY U BOY 05-24-2011 06:29 PM

Someone missed out.

http://www.offshoreonly.com/classifi...o39643-en.html

bigandy 05-24-2011 11:18 PM

To All,

We are all very saddened of the sudden passing of Brandy Westerfield on Monday.

Please keep Thomas ( boatbiatch on here ), Abby and Family in your Thoughts and Prayers.

Services for Brandy will be held Friday at 10am at Cashner Funeral Home (I-45/FM 3083).

The Viewing will start at 9a and the Service will follow at 10a.

Dave

Thomas and Abby’s Home Address:

256 Springs Edge

Montgomery, Tx 77356

i copied that from an email from Dave Potter...

Thomas not only helped all of us on boats and with good laughs when he worked at Papas in the late 90's but he was right there when Marianne passed away for me. He took the kids to see the Apache's to try and take their mind off their Mom.

Thomas is an amazing person and for such a great wife/mother like Brandy to be taken away from him is a horrible tragedy. Thomas serves his country overseas and at home and was doing for all of us when his baby was first born making sure we all enjoy are freedom to be idiots and drink beer and make babies and that they are going to be free to do the same thing. Everyone take this opportunity to remember life is short and sweet and precious and should be savored. So get off the computers and play with your kids and dont forget to tell your baby momma's you love them!!!

Brandy brought a sparkle to a room, if she hadnt been such a good person we would have all had more opportunities to party with her but she was smart enough to stay away :) I am truly sorry for Thomas's loss and the loss to boating community and our little patch of the world. God takes the most precious angels for himself and it is not our place to ask why but to just hope we will get to join them one day!


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