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Full Force 10-13-2014 07:40 PM


Originally Posted by frickstyle (Post 4202239)
Just kidding man, I have nothing against other brands. I don't wanna talk about my project, I feel like pushing it into the lake with the open holes on the transom and moving on to something else. I hate project boats. Maybe I can give it to Phil?

Dude, get it buttoned up this winter, enjoy it, DO NOT give up... that's going to be a bad azz boat and you know it.....

frickstyle 10-14-2014 08:23 AM

Appreciate it guys. The boat is in good hands with Gil, he is doing great work on it, and coming up with good ideas. Ended up buying #5s, more rigging, yaaaay!!!! Konrads are for sale, but someone on the board has first refusal. Hopefully Chris ships the drives to me, kinda of nervous paying someone you don't know, for parts you've never seen. I have faith that there are still good people in this world that deliver on their word.

Someday it will float. I might name it the "Great Wall" because it has taken forever, and someday China will probably own it.....

MILD THUNDER 10-14-2014 08:32 AM

A Top Gun with big power and real drives? Whats not to like.

frickstyle 10-14-2014 08:42 AM

It's not a Fountain?

MILD THUNDER 10-14-2014 08:45 AM


Originally Posted by frickstyle (Post 4202669)
It's not a Fountain?

Hey if you gotta have a cig, might as well have one that actually performs, and yours will. Its not like its gonna be a 60mph trs boat :pacifier:

Nothing worse than having the #1 world champion logo on the side, #1 logo on your hat, shirt, duffle bag, tow rig, and then get passed by a 23ft rinker with a 454 mag with a kn filter

frickstyle 10-14-2014 09:01 AM


Originally Posted by MILD THUNDER (Post 4202674)
Hey if you gotta have a cig, might as well have one that actually performs, and yours will. Its not like its gonna be a 60mph trs boat :pacifier:

Nothing worse than having the #1 world champion logo on the side, #1 logo on your hat, shirt, duffle bag, tow rig, and then get passed by a 23ft rinker with a 454 mag with a kn filter

Life was so much simpler when I had my 14' Myers w/ a 5hp E-rude and college, ugh, why did we have to grow up?

frickstyle 10-14-2014 09:08 AM


Originally Posted by MILD THUNDER (Post 4202674)
and then get passed by a 23ft rinker with a 454 mag with a kn filter

I had to re-read that after I cleaned the coffee off of the computer. The chest beating is the worst. nothing more than a pissing contest. I'm just happy to be on the water, doesn't matter what I'm floating on.

Full Force 10-14-2014 09:32 AM


Originally Posted by MILD THUNDER (Post 4202674)
Hey if you gotta have a cig, might as well have one that actually performs, and yours will. Its not like its gonna be a 60mph trs boat :pacifier:

Nothing worse than having the #1 world champion logo on the side, #1 logo on your hat, shirt, duffle bag, tow rig, and then get passed by a 23ft rinker with a 454 mag with a kn filter

Man. I'm glad I broke 70 lol

seafordguy 10-14-2014 12:05 PM


Originally Posted by MILD THUNDER (Post 4202674)
Hey if you gotta have a cig, might as well have one that actually performs, and yours will. Its not like its gonna be a 60mph trs boat :pacifier:

Nothing worse than having the #1 world champion logo on the side, #1 logo on your hat, shirt, duffle bag, tow rig, and then get passed by a 23ft rinker with a 454 mag with a kn filter

You forgot Coozies....

frickstyle 10-14-2014 12:38 PM

penis pump?

Man, the wheels sure fell off of this thread!

MILD THUNDER 10-14-2014 01:00 PM

Even a penis pump and eva mendes tickling my sack couldnt get my dik hard if i had to look at phils cafe at the same time. That boat should be named "birth control"

Sick Stinger 10-14-2014 01:29 PM

So who is buying the boat. After 3 people saw the boat and declined again there is more not being said. Only way to swing this thread is say is show the boat as it sits rite now today. Flaws and good point put it on the table. No cabin door , fresh paint, gauges don't work, new cockpit interior, ect. It would bother me that the fuel pumps are not marine app as it would the coast gaurd.
Let's get this thread back on track

Interceptor 10-14-2014 02:41 PM


Originally Posted by Sick Stinger (Post 4202839)
So who is buying the boat. After 3 people saw the boat and declined again there is more not being said. Only way to swing this thread is say is show the boat as it sits rite now today. Flaws and good point put it on the table. No cabin door , fresh paint, gauges don't work, new cockpit interior, ect. It would bother me that the fuel pumps are not marine app as it would the coast gaurd.
Let's get this thread back on track


But wait, it's restored and turn key !

SB 10-14-2014 03:23 PM


Originally Posted by Sick Stinger (Post 4202839)
No cabin door , fresh paint, gauges don't work, new cockpit interior, ect. It would bother me that the fuel pumps are not marine app as it would the coast gaurd.
Let's get this thread back on track

He's a stereotypical used car salesman.

Good salesman sell people something to further themselves - be it a need or want.

Bad salesman sell people something that negatively impacts them.

A cashier (no customer input) is not a salesman.

All my IMHO.

donzi matt 10-14-2014 04:20 PM


Originally Posted by Interceptor (Post 4202887)
But wait, it's restored and turn key !

Apparently that just means that the keys do in fact turn.

phragle 10-14-2014 04:28 PM


Originally Posted by donzi matt (Post 4202954)
Apparently that just means that the keys do in fact turn.

Spray some PB Blaster in the slot and wiggle them.....

SB 10-14-2014 04:46 PM


Originally Posted by Interceptor (Post 4202887)
But wait, it's restored and turn key !

And 'it went to Loto for the races' !

That adds unbelievable value !

Wildman_grafix 10-14-2014 05:09 PM


Originally Posted by SB (Post 4202971)
And 'it went to Loto for the races' !

That adds unbelievable value !

I believe that was a biz write off,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,:whistle:

315duramax 10-14-2014 06:23 PM

this is still going? haha havent checked back in a few days... and mike... its funny how your posting still but yet you made me an offer on the boat on behalf of your buddy... or at least i think that number was yours... i sent you walk around videos of the whole boat... gauges do work? lol theres 2 that dont.. which was said.. but its ok, customer just booked a flight to come on tuesday to talk about finishing the boat for a very nice price tag. hawk 525's and #3's with new gauges. but hey, carry on folks. not even going to bother reading the previous 10 pages... :nicethread:

Full Force 10-14-2014 06:25 PM

Good talk.....:popcorn:


So, boat sells for 27-30,000 you are going to buy or build bigger engines and #3's, get trans, and redo transom and sell boat for 50,000? Man I gotta see this....

donzi matt 10-14-2014 06:25 PM


Originally Posted by 315duramax (Post 4203015)
not even going to bother reading the previous 10 pages... :nicethread:

That would probably be wise.

Unlimited jd 10-14-2014 06:34 PM

Hawk 525's and 3's that should be good for 63mph

Sick Stinger 10-14-2014 06:35 PM

Actually I just nailed down a deal with Yamahas 35 check has been sent. Please call my bluff and say it's all bull that I was just messing around and was using " I have a friend" line just to f with you.
As for the guy flying out, 1st 3 didn't buy it so 4ths the nieve one, highly doubt it. And he is going to pay you upfront in full for the concert and motors? If he sees the boat with his eyes open and wants you to RECUT the transim for 3s , wait you don't have to do glass or cut the transom for a trs to # drive swap from what you said. But once again wrong. Please keep us posted in this 50k price tag with hawks and 3s hell I'll sell you my blower motors for 15K tell your buyer that he can do fresh 600sfor the same your sweet 525s are

Full Force 10-14-2014 06:41 PM

he said you don't have to redo transom for 3'? LOL

phragle 10-14-2014 07:13 PM

,y guess is someone with the hawks and drives offered him a majorly lowball number for the boat is he "dropped in" the new motors and drives. Phil figured he is going to make up the difference selling the 420s and trs stuff and has grossly underestimated (once again) what its going to take to do the swap not realizing all the little glitches, hiccups and headaches that go with a job of that nature.

At least he will be squeaky clean once he finishes taking this bath...

315duramax 10-14-2014 07:16 PM

nope, pulling the 525's from my top gun, putting those into the cafe. im buying a set of #3's and all the parts. then grabbing a set of 500's to go back into my gun. but hey! why should i bother posting anymore lol

vintage chromoly 10-14-2014 07:18 PM


Originally Posted by 315duramax (Post 4203015)
this is still going? haha havent checked back in a few days... and mike... its funny how your posting still but yet you made me an offer on the boat on behalf of your buddy... or at least i think that number was yours... i sent you walk around videos of the whole boat... gauges do work? lol theres 2 that dont.. which was said.. but its ok, customer just booked a flight to come on tuesday to talk about finishing the boat for a very nice price tag. hawk 525's and #3's with new gauges. but hey, carry on folks. not even going to bother reading the previous 10 pages... :nicethread:

Priceless! :bong:

vintage chromoly 10-14-2014 07:21 PM


Originally Posted by 315duramax (Post 4203053)
nope, pulling the 525's from my top gun, putting those into the cafe. im buying a set of #3's and all the parts. then grabbing a set of 500's to go back into my gun. but hey! why should i bother posting anymore lol

Please do not stop posting. It's going to be a long winter and we need the amusement.

Sick Stinger 10-14-2014 07:23 PM

Let's see this gun son. Who going to rerig it? Unless you are I can't see all this budget friendly. De rig the gun re rig gun. Derig cafe rerig cafe. This is a time consuming and non cost effective sale. But make that bank well if you can.

donzi matt 10-14-2014 07:25 PM

That makes 2 cigs that would be better off untouched.

Sick Stinger 10-14-2014 07:38 PM

Or any boat he touched hopefully the list is shirt or tale sst confined to his personal ones

Full Force 10-14-2014 07:46 PM


Originally Posted by 315duramax (Post 4203053)
nope, pulling the 525's from my top gun, putting those into the cafe. im buying a set of #3's and all the parts. then grabbing a set of 500's to go back into my gun. but hey! why should i bother posting anymore lol

best post ever.....! Sure have lots of money for a young kid huh? YOUR gun that nobody has seen... I know if I was all talk I would back up everything I say....you do realize you must do transom work right? tell me please that you know this.... ??


And then you are putting I assume HP500? in the gun? and what behind those?

Yamaha24 10-14-2014 08:15 PM


Originally Posted by Sick Stinger (Post 4203025)
Actually I just nailed down a deal with Yamahas 35 check has been sent. Please call my bluff and say it's all bull that I was just messing around and was using " I have a friend" line just to f with you.
As for the guy flying out, 1st 3 didn't buy it so 4ths the nieve one, highly doubt it. And he is going to pay you upfront in full for the concert and motors? If he sees the boat with his eyes open and wants you to RECUT the transim for 3s , wait you don't have to do glass or cut the transom for a trs to # drive swap from what you said. But once again wrong. Please keep us posted in this 50k price tag with hawks and 3s hell I'll sell you my blower motors for 15K tell your buyer that he can do fresh 600sfor the same your sweet 525s are

Yup, this is true MY 35 Café has been sold to Donzi Matt, and SS was the middle man and closed the deal!

tommymonza 10-14-2014 08:32 PM


Originally Posted by tommymonza (Post 4198846)
OK enough beating up on Phil

Phil I am sure you are a good kid you just lack at least on this site manners respect and humility. You can argue that all these middle aged knowitalls on here started it but it all boils down to you .

So go Forward . Your a hard working kid with some paint talent. Concentrate on that and drop the full restore dream for now.

Pull your Ad until you fix the things on the boat and than read some other professionally written ads and duplicate theirs to write yours. Drop the Upstate Crap But do state what you as an individual did to the boat.

Spend a weekend and get the trailer painted and state truthfully what you did to it and what it may need in the ad if it does need further work.

Pull this Thread,

Come back on this Site with a little humility and treat the other members with respect and i am willing to bet this is all water under the bridge and even the naysayers would be willing to give you a hand when needed .

Just my 2 cents

Trying to offer you a break Phil which all the Kids on here agreed to and did but once again your arrogance gets in the way of reality and here we go again.

tommymonza 10-14-2014 08:40 PM

SOOOO this new buyer is going to have Phil who admits through his current posts having some one else do a simple engine reinstall on the Cafe and if you read on his earlier queries on threads that he started that he has not a Phukin Clue what is involved in the installation of a stock motor and drive and now he is going to reglass a transom and stringers for 3s and rig them.

Phuck some one go on Amazon and see if we can get a OSO deal on Popcorn.

This is going to be Good

donzi matt 10-14-2014 08:46 PM

I think Yamaha is referring to his own boat selling. Everything he said about SS being the middle man is true, I am the one who bought it. SS also tried to find Phil's bottom dollar on his boat, but I told him repeatedly I wasn't interested in it.

excalibur82 10-14-2014 08:48 PM

525 hawks and 3's hopefully they are 3a's . That being said boat might hit 70 if you can mount the drives high enough. And if they are just 3's good luck finding props .

Full Force 10-14-2014 08:49 PM


Originally Posted by tommymonza (Post 4203118)
SOOOO this new buyer is going to have Phil who admits through his current posts having some one else do a simple engine reinstall on the Cafe and if you read on his earlier queries on threads that he started that he has not a Phukin Clue what is involved in the installation of a stock motor and drive and now he is going to reglass a transom and stringers for 3s and rig them.

Phuck some one go on Amazon and see if we can get a OSO deal on Popcorn.

This is going to be Good

Well, we must be wrong because Phil said somewhere apparently that the transom does not need redone, so any idiot knows you can just swap a TRS and a #3.... DUH!!


I need to place order for Popcorn.

88bullet 10-14-2014 08:53 PM


Originally Posted by Full Force (Post 4203127)
Well, we must be wrong because Phil said somewhere apparently that the transom does not need redone, so any idiot knows you can just swap a TRS and a #3.... DUH!!


I need to place order for Popcorn.

the same cutout hole works. gotta plug the old trs mount holes. got a gun in the shop right now that had the swap done to it. actually works pretty well.

Full Force 10-14-2014 08:55 PM


Originally Posted by 88bullet (Post 4203129)
the same cutout hole works. gotta plug the old trs mount holes. got a gun in the shop right now that had the swap done to it. actually works pretty well.

guess it will be easy when I do it someday then, I always saw them redone for height...learn stuff every day!!


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