Could you step up to nyloc wing nuts .

I hate everyone on this thread...

LOL....

Is this a Guiness record thread ? if not its got to be close . and Erick we dont believe you hate us you need us .

I could but they cost extra. They are considered "high performance marine" nylock wing nuts, hence the price increase.

I need a Lobotomy is what I need...lol

And another drink...

I wonder if their previous invoices read:
-high performance marine spark plugs
-high performance marine detonation kit
-high performance marine boost spike kit
-high performance marine fuel cut solenoid
-high performance marine lava-like piston kit
-high performance marine metal shavings injection kit
-high performance marine cylinder firing bypass kit
-high performance marine ticking time bomb clock
-high performance marine re-welded, vented, 496 block
-high performance marine A/F gauge w/10.8 reading 24/7
-high performance marine play dough rod kit
-high performance marine torque-til-tight head bolts
-high performance marine oil explosion velocity gauge
-high performance marine mustache ride

I think I will now fall over and die laughing....

You had me till mustache ride.

OMFG. Dude, that is freakin funny right there. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.