Originally Posted by fglightning

TRL505

I been following this forum from the beginning... Congratulations!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!

Originally Posted by triple 300s

Congratulations, you have a million dollar boat and some sweet flip phone pictures.

Originally Posted by TRL505

To elaborate:

2) I like fake tytz (had a skank on the boat all day Sat w fresh new set of bolt ons...I think I helped them "settle in/drop" ramping shyt.

8) I will post some pics tomorrow
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Originally Posted by triple 300s

Negative, the first few 9 trips or so with this fountain debacle was kinda cool, exciting, fun. Then we added my boat to the mix. Then the last 9 trips back and forth, which included, running over deer, blood all over boat, wires showing on trailer tires, changing of trailer tires while a crazy druggie guy looked over our shoulders and only spoke the frases "son of a gun" and "how boat that" with an occasional motion of what I would call " playing a harmonica without a harmonica" because he was so fukked up on drugs, Reggie Sr. telling me to not jump out of a boat at 100mph because it will hurt, Reggie Sr. ordering me spaghetti bolognese with a fukton of meat sauce, a cat named shelby at FPM, a guy that works on scooters next door to FPM, Wyatt not ordering me #6 drives when I up front told him I will not pay for them, massive fruit trays at a continental breakfast, Eddie telling me that my injectors are "tubs of Fuk", some guy with a fast hustler, making fun of people at a launch ramp because they are retarded dumb, 2 secs later, trying to launch my boat with eddies truck and my batteries are dead, pull another truck up on the boat launch to jump start, watch that truck roll into water because e-brake doesn't work and driver (me) left it in gear, while 25 crappie fisherman watch and laugh, 25 crappie fisherman stop laughing because i shoot them all, pull my boat into my driveway front first because subdivision keeps whining that it is in the street, driveway is steep, drill hole in driveway with hammer drill and attach redhead concrete anchor and strap down nose of trailer to avoid lift off, neighbors asking if it has 454's, 505's color changing drives that look like OMC stringer drives now, the cat lady next door to Eddies shop, the gay 12' faded baby blue boat with a "horn" on it next to eddies shop that my wife would rather have than the fountain, 505 having to pay for my dinner, hotel because I lost my debit card and nobody would accept payment from me with a hand written post-it note with my c/c numbers on it, test driving a boat in 40 degree weather, losing one motor in a 25mph side wind, then while docking at 15mph lose the other motor, yell fuk, watch friend on bow (505) act like he is going to stop momentum of a 12k lb boat @ 15mph but instead gets his balls wrapped up on the front cleat, then realizes 42' fountain is 12' up over the walkway of dock, speak no words to each other for 2.5 hours home,...the list goes on. He gets his jollies off watching his friends make stupid investments, then talks them into mods when they can't afford it, then keeps talking them into more mods, which in turn causes the friend to hide invoices from their wife, which in turn....he laughs at.