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Old 03-26-2008, 12:24 PM
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Good ones did you have the user name Traviss before?
depends... what did I do? LOL!

Yeah that was my screen name before, could not get it to work anymore so had to make a new one
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Old 03-26-2008, 12:25 PM
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I see you haven't changed!!!

the first thing that came to mind when I saw you post was MILF! LOL


MILF.. it such a wonderful word
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A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast.
They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."
She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 436."



Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives. "Do you and your wife ever do it doggie style?" asked the one.
"Well, not exactly." his friend replied, "she's more into the trick dog aspect of it."
"Oh, I see, kinky, huh?"
"Well, not exactly - I sit up and beg and she rolls over and plays dead."



A man and his wife are doing yard work. Husband says to wife, "Your butt is as wide as the grill." She ignores the remark.
A little later the husband takes his measuring tape and goes over to his wife while she is bending over working in a flower bed. He measures her rear end and gasps, "Geez, it IS as wide as the grill!"
Later that night while in bed her husband starts to feel frisky. She calmly responds, "If you think I'm gonna fire up the grill for one little wiener, you ARE mistaken."



Little Johnny was just being potty trained and his mom tried this new method with 6 steps:
1. Unbutton pants
2. Pull pants down
3. Pull foreskin back
4. Pee
5. Push foreskin forward
6. Pull pants up and button up
She walked past the bathroom one day and heard Johnny going 1,2,3,4,5,6 and she was thinking she did good.
Then she walked past the next day and heard him saying real fast 3-5,3-5,3-5...




There was this construction worker on the 3rd floor of this unfinished building. He needed a hand saw, but was too lazy to go down and get it himself, so he tried to call his fellow worker on the ground to get it for him, but this guy could not hear a word he said. So he started to give a sign so the guy on the ground could understand him.
First he pointed at his eyes (meaning "I") then pointed at his knees (meaning "need), and moved his hand back and forth describing the movement of a hand saw.
Finally, the guy on the ground started nodding his head like he understood and dropped his pants and started to jerk off.
The guy on the 3rd floor got pissed-off and ran down to the ground and started yelling at this guy, "You idiot, I was trying to tell you I needed a hand saw."
The other guy replied, "I know, I was trying to tell you that I was coming."


its another boring day for me.... got milf?
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Old 03-26-2008, 08:05 PM
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what??? nobody around this evening that wants to get goofy
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Old 03-26-2008, 08:25 PM
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Good to see ya Traviss! You guys still have that 220 Baja?
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Old 03-26-2008, 08:52 PM
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hey biggus hows it going these days?

yeah dad is still running the 220, we built the 502 almost 8years ago and that guy reams the **** outta it every run. Give him gas and beer and he will go WFO in circles all day LOL!
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I see you haven't changed one bit
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Hey man how you doing!!! Still on the bull?
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Sup bro, what kinda boat you running these days?
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traviss you jackazz.. send me an e-mail sangercat @ aol
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