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Old 03-23-2011 | 03:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Rik
I think #2 should have read:

2. If it is your wife, she'd better not be a b*tch or you and her both are not going.
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Old 03-23-2011 | 04:05 PM
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Originally Posted by endeavor1
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I inserted "Fatazz!"
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Old 03-23-2011 | 06:55 PM
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It's amazing that there are dudes who would think it's cool to invite some random guy, or any "unauthorized" males! It's not a passenger ferry, barely fits anyone to start w/ and I'm not cramming some dudes on. Chicks we'll squeeze for.
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Old 03-23-2011 | 06:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Interceptor
Whenever you grow up rule #2 will change.
I'm 42 and I think that rule is UNBENDABLE. Unless your wife swings.
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Old 03-23-2011 | 07:42 PM
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I do all the inviting and make rules as they board. If someone does not like or follow my rules on my boat they and get off at the nearest accessable place. Sorry, but you are a guest on my boat respect it or find a way home.

One time I caught a girl putting her corona against my rear seat grab bar and hitting the top to open it.... Did Not go well for her and cost me $80+ my time and travel to repair and powder coat it.
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Old 03-23-2011 | 07:56 PM
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Originally Posted by steeda
Boating Rules!!!
1. Have Fun.

2. to .... Refer to rule# 1.


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Old 03-23-2011 | 08:00 PM
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my only rule is to relax and enjoy the day, Steeda your boat sounds too stressful, If you need your friends money for gas then keep it at the dock, if you want to play you gotta pay
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Old 03-23-2011 | 08:07 PM
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Originally Posted by GLH
1. Have Fun.

2. to .... Refer to rule# 1.


That brings 2 more rules to mind.

No high heels on the deck.

Only guys can stick their faces in the boobs.
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Old 03-24-2011 | 12:04 AM
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Originally Posted by thirdchildhood
That brings 2 more rules to mind.

No high heels on the deck.

Only guys can stick their faces in the boobs.
I'm down with the first one, but the second one? Generally a girl in another girls boobs is just the warm up for later.
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Old 03-24-2011 | 12:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Cash Bar
I'm 42 and I think that rule is UNBENDABLE. Unless your wife swings.
I think he said "when you grow up"......not "when you get old"!





Just kidding!
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