or two-legged Tuna

C**k suckers

"Drive it till it sounds expensive"

"I think I put the drain plugs in"

Always the best .........."Here's a $20 for gas"

"What boat would you want to be in when there's 10 foot seas?"

"I'd rather be bellied up to the bar!":evilb:

Funny boat words
 

When Dick Cole invented the cathedral hull, he disocvered that every wave climbed up the indentations, and came into the boat. He built an upside down shelf to deflect the water, and named it a 'hydrofubab' which means "a hydrodynamic f**kup beyond all belief" True story

This one:

http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r...1/DSCI0123.jpg :whistle:

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i pulled my 30 IMP into a shop where a friend who is reformed alcoholic worked. he looked at it and said..."that boat is good for only 1 thing. see how fast you can drink beer!"

Once, My sisters husband tied up one of Brownies boats after using it, Brownie walked up and asked if that was a "Hatchet Knot", The BIL asked whats that? Brownie said I'm gonna need a Hatchet to cut that Fu*ker off that cleat. :)

If it flies, floats or f#cks... IT IS CHEAPER TO RENT!