Or clamp-ons

A toast in Jaws: "here's to swimmin with bow-legged women"
sounds best in a pirate voice.

Twin cigar hull boats or they thing paint jobs make them faster!
Brett

dude talking to his buddy at the dock looking at the boat....dude 1-- "man that thing runs 100mph right? dude 2-- "na i say at least 120mph"


FYI---the boat is a 38ft straight bottom Vee wit bravo's lol

Had my boat on the mooring and a for sale sign on the wind screen - as i was cleaning it up fella came up- "is the b0at for sale?"
"nope" i said "just the sign!"

from an old guy who taught me boat handling 101...:
"Never approach a dock faster than you can pull your wallet out"

funny boat name seen in VA beach (big navy base) : " Screaming Seamen"

[QUOTE=VideoFrank;3686441]from an old guy who taught me boat handling 101...:
"Never approach a dock faster than you can pull your wallet out"QUOTE]

No doubt related to the first rule of docking: "Never approach a fixed object any faster than you'd like to ram it."

Many years ago I visited a Southern California boat manufacturer that had just been purchased by a large corporation. Part of the purchase was the appointment of a new CEO to run the place. It was obvious to me that the new CEO was not a boater and had probably never even been on a boat. The CEO insisted that he take me on a plant tour even though I have been through the plant about a hundred times before. At one point during the tour, the CEO gestured to several boats on the production line that were only partially rigged with empty interior cockpits. He said, "and these boats will soon get the 'furniture' installed. Approximately three months later I visited again to meet the next new CEO.

I will get asked "Anything new you added to the boat this year?" I say, "Yeah, new outdrive & gimble assembly" I get this blank stare at me like they have no clue what im talking about :cartman: , so i say "The BIG black thing on the back of the boat" :poopoo:

Where are the brakes. An when everyone jumps off the boat with out helping tie it up ,Like set the parking brake an lets go. :poopoo: