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Compliments, Cap'm Aarrh, A young "family" , all wearing orange body floaters, pulls up to the gas dock at Holiday Marina at Lake Lanier, in a 20 foot tri hull sitting very low in the water. As they approached, we onlookers(fact) saw the trailer was still attached to the boat underwater! All had to retire around to the back of the building before falling to the ground belly laughing till we couldn't breath. It's fact! Not racists!
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Comment on tilt trailer, "How'd ya git that on there?" answer: "Fifth of Jack,kick the ass end around and cut the wheel just at the right second". -----crickets---scratch head---"DAMN!"
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Pulled up to the dock at marina behind what I noticed was my old boat, a little 19' bow rider. Made small talk with the owner tryin to be nice but kept thinking how trashed the boat was compared to when I owned it. He looks over at my boat and says "that things not practical is it"? Practical? Really? What boat is practical, big or small? I just walked away.
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At the boat ramp,"You gonna put that in there?"
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Originally Posted by windship
(Post 3686611)
Compliments, Cap'm Aarrh, A young "family" , all wearing orange body floaters, pulls up to the gas dock at Holiday Marina at Lake Lanier, in a 20 foot tri hull sitting very low in the water. As they approached, we onlookers(fact) saw the trailer was still attached to the boat underwater! All had to retire around to the back of the building before falling to the ground belly laughing till we couldn't breath. It's fact! Not racists!
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Really bothers me when people call "Dock Lines or Boat lines" Rope! And calls the Fenders, Bumpers!!
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Fender lizard
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My favorite, is wafi. wind assisted fockin idiot... Lol
Tooner, at a bar in MD, and one of the locals was telling me he's got a 40 mph tooner, I was thinking a civic or something for the water, finally asked him, and he's like a 'toon boat, you know pontoon... Then the least funny but inevitable in my area for some reason, you fish with that thing? I always responded, "yup, its a high speed troller, amazing what you can catch at 60 plus" |
Originally Posted by POWERPLAY J
(Post 3685642)
I've been asked:
"What kinda fish you lookin ta catch?" |
"there's two things you can't get rid of, AIDS and a Bayliner"
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