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blefever 05-11-2012 09:23 AM

Anybody know what this means......"Make fast the bitter end" Hint, it has nothing to do with women!

frickstyle 05-11-2012 09:27 AM

B.O.A.T.;

Bend Over And Take it (when it breaks)

Bent Over and Taking it (when you're fixing it)

Bust Out Another Thousand (when you're gassing up, getting ready to break something)

...it's a vicious cycle!

akaboatman 05-11-2012 09:32 AM


Originally Posted by frickstyle (Post 3685118)
B.O.A.T.;

Bend Over And Take it (when it breaks)

Bent Over and Taking it (when you're fixing it)

Bust Out Another Thousand (when you're gassing up, getting ready to break something)

...it's a vicious cycle!

LOL. Love it, An so true

akaboatman 05-11-2012 09:33 AM

It has more in it. (MPH)

the deep 05-11-2012 09:35 AM

Someone explaining to someone else what a cat is said my boat had sconces , me thinks she meant sponson's . Made me think of a Caddy with chandeliers mounted on the front fenders......:lolhit:....My cruiser buddies also refer to my boat as an ironing board with a big motor , bastage'es....:angry-smiley-038:

POWERPLAY J 05-11-2012 09:38 AM

I don't have tow coverage so I carry my wallet and KY at all times...

drpete3 05-11-2012 09:40 AM


Originally Posted by alindquist (Post 3685066)
if you want to know what offshore fishing & yachting is like, stand in a cold shower and light $100 bills on fire...

Love this

socalstone 05-11-2012 09:42 AM

stabbin cabin was my favorite for years.

In a thread somewhere about stand up bolsters in a lower freeboard boat.... someone said "you'll stick out like a boner in sweat pants"
I spit all over my keyboard on that one.

socalstone 05-11-2012 09:43 AM


Originally Posted by alindquist (Post 3685066)
if you want to know what offshore fishing & yachting is like, stand in a cold shower and light $100 bills on fire...

that is hilarious.

the deep 05-11-2012 09:52 AM

I have heard AHOY MOTHERFOCKER many times . After being hounded by some drunk boaters to show em' the wifey told them no , " I'M A FOCKIN LADY AZZHOLES " this is still a popular quote on our lake.....:lolhit::lolhit:


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