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glassdave 05-11-2012 10:32 AM


Originally Posted by RT930turbo (Post 3685176)
Hey Dave,

I need some Haul repair. Can you help out?

:party-smiley-004:

LMFAO :D i knew there was one other i was forgetting. Yet that one to . . . .

thirdchildhood 05-11-2012 10:33 AM

Button down the hatches.

nova26 05-11-2012 10:37 AM


Originally Posted by Too Stroked (Post 3685163)
My personal favorite is: "Rides like a floor jack."

:lolhit:That's great! I'll be using that one.:drink:

Drock78 05-11-2012 10:41 AM

The guys that own performance boats and constantly use wrong terminology likely own them in hopes that it will attract women because their looks and money can't do it alone ...

RL 05-11-2012 10:59 AM


Originally Posted by RT930turbo (Post 3685176)
I need some Haul repair.
:party-smiley-004:

Kinda makes me think of the tri haul I saw last week.

TexomaPowerboater 05-11-2012 11:08 AM

How about the term "Cosmopolitan Boater." I just made it up. Its for all you guys that spend $50K+ on fancy paint/wardrobes for your boat and then show up to poker runs wearing race uniforms like a bunch of f@g$

rainmn 05-11-2012 11:13 AM


Originally Posted by RT930turbo (Post 3685176)
Hey Dave,

I need some Haul repair. Can you help out?

:party-smiley-004:

I was about to mention that one. (Which, by the way, I've seen typed on this board many times)

On that note, anyone know where I can pick up some "McCloud" bolsters. :)

LubeJobs42 05-11-2012 11:41 AM

My favorite! When ever something breaks i tell my wife "It's under warranty!"

I have never had a zip tie covered under warranty!!


I hope she dosen't read this!:whistle:

RedDog382 05-11-2012 12:04 PM

The local watering hole Navy Bistro back in Toledo made a drink with Absolut Citron and pink lemonade. Don't remember what the establishment officially called them, but we all referred to them as "pink panty pulldowns".

pondrunner 05-11-2012 12:06 PM

Some good advice I heard many years ago, ignored all three and found out to be so true...

"If it floats, flies or f's...Don't buy it"!!! :evilb:


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