"maintained with an open wallet":eekdrop:

My cousin who is a surfer calls my boats "guinea war canoes".
That always makes me laugh when he comes out with that.

It's fine my shoes are clean :angry-smiley-038:

Some of these one liners are hilarious, and so true. Haha

Destin Poker Run 2008. Cigs at the docs at one of the bars/restaurants. Cig is one of the sponsers, cigs flags flying. Three blonds (young, 20's) walking around, talking giggling, one asks the other.. "I wonder if they are giving free cigarette samples? " clueless..

I wanted to push them in the water.

Touché. It's cheaper to rent it:evilb:

Ding, Ding, Ding Artie got it. The "hard to tie end" as opposed to the "easy to tie middle" lol

A new boater friend of mine was telling me about his first time using the anchor. Out in the lake somewhere, apperently a deep part, he throws the anchor over and watches as all the line (rode) follows, yep all the rode, bitter end and all, over and out.

So I say to him, "You forgot to make fast the bitter end" He looked at me like I was from another planet.

With that, I'm going down below, through the companionway into the salon to use the head with the macerating toilet, hope the through hull is open, then go back topside to the gunwale to heave. After that I'll hoist the burgee and have another cocktail!

A grand barely covers a tank of gas now. I think boatt must be spelled with two t's:
Break Out Another Ten Thousand.

Baja's are bayliners with through hulls.

Thats not a rod knock, its just the exhaust flappers.

Is it fast?

The water is flatter then a book keepers ass.