Laveyman

Keep em comming! These are funy as he!!

Laveyman

There once was a girl named Madonna
To all the boys she'd ask "Do yo wanna?"
Warren Beatty said no,
and called her a "HO"
Now she cries and smokes marijuana.

Laveyman

There was a man called Dave
Who kept a dead whore in a cave
He said "I admit
I am a bit of a ****
But think of the money I save".

Laveyman

The once was a young girl from Norway
Who hung by her feet from the doorway;
Which worked out quite well,
'Cause when you rang her bell,
It actually turned out to be foreplay!

Laveyman

There once was a technician named Lil.
That took a chance on a Nuclear Pill.
They found her vagina,
in South Carolina,
and her boobs in a tree in Brazil!

Laveyman

There once was a man from Bel Air,
Who was doing his girl on the stair.
When the banister broke,
He doubled his stroke,
And finished her off in mid-air.

Laveyman

There was a young girl from Cape Cod,
Who thought babies came only from God.
T'wasn't the Almighty
Who lifted her nightie.
T'was Roger the Lodger by god!

Laveyman

In the Garden of Eden lay Adam
gently stroking his madam,
And great was his mirth
For on all of this earth
There were only two balls and he had 'em!

Laveyman

An Argentine Gaucho named Bruno
Said Sex is one thing I do know
Women are fine
And sheep are divine
But llamas are numero uno!

Laveyman

There was a young lassie named Wainright
Who enjoyed the position that a dog might
Over her shoulder she found
When she looked around
A hole new meaning for hindsight!