I'd never let someone put their hands on my boat like he's doing to my wife!

From the days of way back here on OSO, we call that a "Poodle".

http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/g...ng-poodle.html

Taking the powerboat out in the Atlantic Ocean for the first time.
"Wow, it looked so big at the dealership."

Don Arno built these.

"They went around us like we were tied to the dock."

No racing on the Poker Run

Baja? It's got Cigarette Racing Team stickers plastered all over it ?!

Here, take this rib I pulled out of my Apache and build you a real Powerboat.

Landing on top of the next wave during the daytime is like sex, it's either good or it's great. Landing on top of the next wave at night is like a trip to the dentist, you may get away with no pain, but you just don't feel real comfortable.

Lady, you want me to answer you if this old Apache is safe? Just how in the world do you think it got to be this old?