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Old 03-27-2014 | 04:16 PM
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That girl is so ugly...........she looks like she did a 100 yard dash in a 90 yard gym!
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Old 03-27-2014 | 04:24 PM
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If you can fill it with fuel and it has tits or wheels your in for trouble..
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Old 03-27-2014 | 04:49 PM
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When some tries to tell you how to do your job...

I'm fI_Icking this chicken son, you just stand back and count the clucks!

Definately throws them off.

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Old 03-27-2014 | 04:58 PM
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While trying to hook up a buddy with a large gal;
"Hey man, you'll get heat in the winter and shade in the summer!"
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Old 03-27-2014 | 05:00 PM
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Lower the bar, increase the odds. Lol
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Old 03-27-2014 | 05:04 PM
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Originally Posted by 44MTI
If it flys, floats or f_cks, it's cheaper to rent it.

I'm no proctologist, but I know an ******* when I see one.
I love this one.
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Old 03-27-2014 | 05:12 PM
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It is what it is .
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Old 03-27-2014 | 05:18 PM
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All hat, no cattle
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Old 03-27-2014 | 05:23 PM
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I promise ( I WONT CUM IN YOUR MOUTH) couldnt resist.
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Old 03-27-2014 | 05:24 PM
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Life is a shi+ sandwich. The more bread you have, the less shi+ you eat.
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