Don't let your alligator mouth outrun your pollywog azz!

That suks you broke. Dam ! Well, good news is, it's not my boat.

act like a prom dress and take off
make like a baby and head out

"You can me anything you want, but don't call me late for dinner."

" Can't see the forest through the trees."

If you don't have the time or money to do it right the first time, then how are you possibly going to have the time or money to redo it when it breaks.

But being in the car business there has to be a disclaimer in really small print *****This saying never applies to trades or customer's cars!

My buddy used to sell Toyotas at a real wh0reh0use of a dealer.......When bickering over price the salesmen loved to ask, "Would your wife take it in the brown if you saved a few bucks on the car?" Customer thinks they are asking about the car they want in a brown color.....

When sales are going good: Sellin' cars like candy bars!"

On a job that is not being done right......."Can't see it from my house!"

Never let your mouth write a check your azz can't cash

For my criminal defendant clients: "This isn't Etch a Sketch I cannot undo your mess completely, I can only minimize the damage."

To my girlfriends, "It won't suck itself."

Look'in cheap ain't cool &
Look'in cool ain't cheap!