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Old 03-26-2014 | 08:52 PM
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If it's got tits or an engine, it's gonna give you trouble.
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Old 03-26-2014 | 08:54 PM
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A little less with the mouth and a little more with the hands .
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Old 03-26-2014 | 09:00 PM
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This thread is too hard
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Old 03-26-2014 | 09:03 PM
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It is what it is.......
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Old 03-26-2014 | 09:04 PM
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If it flys, floats or f_cks, it's cheaper to rent it.

I'm no proctologist, but I know an ******* when I see one.
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Old 03-26-2014 | 09:07 PM
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He was so confused, he didn't know whether to scratch his watch or wind his butt!
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Old 03-26-2014 | 09:09 PM
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Hold my Jim Beam and watch this
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Old 03-26-2014 | 09:10 PM
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Hold my hammer while I nail your girl friend
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Old 03-26-2014 | 09:10 PM
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Fo shizzle my nizzle

Im RIck James b!tch!!
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Old 03-26-2014 | 09:11 PM
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Details..........

And fancy names help.. like if you ask for the hammer, refer to it as "the inertial amplification device"
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