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03-27-2014 | 07:47 PM

#181

commandersander

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From: CapeComa,FL

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Originally Posted by EV1

Bust out another thousand. BOAT

4th gear pulled harder than a 14 year old with a playboy.
Sweating like a pedophile in a playground
Oh I think there's something leaking under that car? Nope those are just tears.
You win some, you lose some!
Life is a highway.

See.....another grand opportunity to "unlike" a post. Especially, because it is the first.....

So.....bus stop stalker.....

Welcome aboard......but leave my kids out of it.....

03-27-2014 | 08:26 PM

#182

Rattlesnake Jake

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From: Great Sacandaga Lake, NY

Remember the golden rule, He who has the gold rules.

03-27-2014 | 08:57 PM

#183

Comanche3Six

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What do you mean, what do I mean?

03-27-2014 | 08:59 PM

#184

Comanche3Six

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Johnny commenting on how he got his black eye........"I thought he said stand up, he said shut up."

03-27-2014 | 09:13 PM

#185

ham_r_down01

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From: The pinnacle of awesome

My luck is so bad, it could be raining pu$$y and I'd get hit in the head with a set of ball$...

03-27-2014 | 09:41 PM

#186

44MTI

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From: E-Dock

Two wrongs don't make a right.
But 3 lefts do

03-27-2014 | 10:37 PM

#187

buck183

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From: Siloam Springs, Ar.

That boy doesn't know whether to chit or go blind, he's just gonna fart and close one eye.

03-27-2014 | 10:47 PM

#188

Pokher Ace

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From: Wild n Reckless From North Texas

It was a good idea until it got videoed

03-27-2014 | 10:53 PM

#189

f_inscreenname

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From: Pasadena, MD

It's not about being noticed it's about being remembered.

03-27-2014 | 11:39 PM

#190

sprink58

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From: Ocala, Fl

May You live as long as you want to ....and Want to as long as you live.

He can't find his ass with both hands.

I'm sorry...Crystal Ball wasn't my best subject in school.

And last but not least...Micky Rourke's line to Bill Hurt in "Body Heat"..."Don't do it...that's my advice to you. There are 50 ways you can get caught doing this...and if your a genius you'll figure out half of them....and you ain't no genius.

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