B.O.-

If you like your healthcare plan you can keep it...

If you like your doctor you can keep them..

The new plan will save the average house hold 2500.00 a year...

I have a 50 50 guarantee, if I break it you can have both pieces.

Its hotter then a 4 pecker billy goat in a pepper patch

Its hotter than 2 rats fu(king in a wool sock

Sweating like a whore in church

My $hit fart separator isn't working

Its raining like a bull pissing on a flat rock

he's drunker than 10 indians

When someone tells me anything is possible, I tell them they can stretch a nats a$$ across a wheelbarrow

He couldn't find his own ass with his hands

"We were running 100 in 15' seas!"
NOAH reports water conditions for the date and area 3 to 4 ft seas all day

You only need two things in life, WD-40 to make things go, and Duct tape to make things stop.

Just rub some dirt on it.

Its not herpes if its everywhere. .

"It's so flat I can watch my dog run away for 3 days" (Midwest area (Kansas, Missouri, Iowa)

If it doesn't fit get a bigger hammer

If it doesn't fit get a bigger hammer
They look like two monkeys F**king a football

Uglier than a hat full of azzholes
Uglier than a sack of dicks
stouter than bears breath
I'm too heavy for light work and too light for heavy work
If it weren't for Black&Decker, General Motors and pu$$y, I'd be a millionaire
ficked up as a soup sandwich