If your going to run in the Kentucky derby you don't leave your best horse in the stable....

Liars have twice as much to remember.

By Mark Twain, specifically for Chris Sukkin. :angry-smiley-038:

If its not broke don't fix it

If I felt any better it would be against the law

If I want any of your lip I'll rattle my zipper.

My luck is so bad that if my brother died they would bury me

If it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all

When I see a broken engine " I think you ran over the crankshaft"....

For the guy or girl that tends to make a scene......"show up and blow up!"

Nobody rides for Free !!!

He who dies with the most toys,,,,, is dead

Without reading 26 pages - maybe said, maybe not:

'Screw me once, shame on you. Screw me twice, shame on me.' Being a contractor, I think that many times a week.