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dykstra 03-27-2014 04:16 PM

That girl is so ugly...........she looks like she did a 100 yard dash in a 90 yard gym!:lolhit:

FIXX 03-27-2014 04:24 PM

If you can fill it with fuel and it has tits or wheels your in for trouble..

befu 03-27-2014 04:49 PM

When some tries to tell you how to do your job...

I'm fI_Icking this chicken son, you just stand back and count the clucks!

Definately throws them off.

Brian

zz28zz 03-27-2014 04:58 PM

While trying to hook up a buddy with a large gal;
"Hey man, you'll get heat in the winter and shade in the summer!"

ham_r_down01 03-27-2014 05:00 PM

Lower the bar, increase the odds. Lol

johnnyboatman 03-27-2014 05:04 PM


Originally Posted by 44MTI (Post 4096515)
If it flys, floats or f_cks, it's cheaper to rent it.

I'm no proctologist, but I know an ******* when I see one.

I love this one.

INDAWIND 03-27-2014 05:12 PM

It is what it is .

woogie 03-27-2014 05:18 PM

All hat, no cattle

johnnyboatman 03-27-2014 05:23 PM

I promise ( I WONT CUM IN YOUR MOUTH) couldnt resist.

mobuzz 03-27-2014 05:24 PM

Life is a shi+ sandwich. The more bread you have, the less shi+ you eat.


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