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Must be cold up North. lol.. So here is a sayin'.. What the F...k this thread has to do with boating?????
But it's all good,, good reading while the steak is grilling OUTDOORS... :) |
You look like I need another beer.
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Originally Posted by PARADOX
(Post 4097021)
Must be cold up North. lol.. So here is a sayin'.. What the F...k this thread has to do with boating?????
But it's all good,, good reading while the stake is grilling OUTDOORS... :) |
Light travels faster than sound......that is why some people appear bright until we hear them speak!!!
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Your car has more nicks than a greek wedding
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Im not a gynocologist but I'll take a look
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LOL.. My "other fav. saying.. " I can fix anything"..
I invented MacGiverism. If I can fix it with duct tape, it can't be fixed. |
You can't push a rope...
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Is that one of them cigar boats? looking at a 21ft baja
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Never get in an argument with an idiot--
The'll reduce you to their level and then pummel you with experience! |
Punch it I know the road
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If you were any slower you would have to speed up to stop.
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That bish has more chins than a Chinese phone book.
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From Better Off Dead, and I still say it all the time:
"Go (this way) really, really fast. If you feel something on the right, go left. If you feel something on the left, go right." Related, but not from the movie: If In Doubt, Throttle Out ! |
Originally Posted by Too Stroked
(Post 4097026)
Up here in the Great White North, it may still be cold, but we grill steaks outside. :lolhit:
LOL 3pointstar |
I've told a number of girls: "I admit I've only got a 3 inch dick........but some girls like 'em that WIDE" :)
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If you don't know what your talking about talk loud.
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Look into my eyes kid, I'm all out of give a *ucks.
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If I gotta turn around one more time
http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=...BFA0F122E18BB5 Right turn Clyde Lighten up Francis I watch too much TV!!! |
If you can make it idiot proof, they can build a better idiot !
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Originally Posted by EV1
(Post 4096712)
Bust out another thousand. BOAT
4th gear pulled harder than a 14 year old with a playboy. Sweating like a pedophile in a playground Oh I think there's something leaking under that car? Nope those are just tears. You win some, you lose some! Life is a highway. So.....bus stop stalker..... Welcome aboard......but leave my kids out of it..... |
Remember the golden rule, He who has the gold rules.
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What do you mean, what do I mean?
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Johnny commenting on how he got his black eye........"I thought he said stand up, he said shut up."
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My luck is so bad, it could be raining pu$$y and I'd get hit in the head with a set of ball$...
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Two wrongs don't make a right.
But 3 lefts do |
That boy doesn't know whether to chit or go blind, he's just gonna fart and close one eye.
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It was a good idea until it got videoed
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It's not about being noticed it's about being remembered.
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May You live as long as you want to ....and Want to as long as you live.
He can't find his ass with both hands. I'm sorry...Crystal Ball wasn't my best subject in school. And last but not least...Micky Rourke's line to Bill Hurt in "Body Heat"..."Don't do it...that's my advice to you. There are 50 ways you can get caught doing this...and if your a genius you'll figure out half of them....and you ain't no genius. |
Lead , follow or get the hell outta the way!
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Understanding you is like trying to pick up a turd from the clean end.
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My new one is "YOUR WATER FLOW IS TOO FAST"!!!!!!!
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"Get in the car Junior you dumb sumbich"
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For the knucklehead flying into marina too fast or myself doing something stupid... 'its like watching monkeys f..k"
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I'm doing so good, I'd pay a dollar for a headache.
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That thing runs like a raped ape!
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6 in one, half a dozen in the other
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If you have 1/8inch might as well have a mile
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Numb from the neck up
and It's a good thing you're pretty Both usually directed towards my wife |
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