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endeavor1 04-01-2014 04:29 PM

You could break an anvil in a sandbox

Rattlesnake Jake 04-01-2014 05:16 PM

Nice toyota truck, does it come in His

Rattlesnake Jake 04-01-2014 07:54 PM

Work your fingers to the bone and what do you get? Boney fingers

TWIN-SPINS 04-01-2014 08:00 PM

start it up,,,,and blow the suds out of it

SB 04-01-2014 08:11 PM

Fastest way for your boat to become a total pain in the azz and complete beatch is to name it and refer to it as 'she.' You just gave it (a non living object) a personality dumbass.

powerqrudy 04-01-2014 08:18 PM

Don't be picky i wasn't ? It was a great line at the bars in College to handle rejection from the ladies. Usually you got told to F--K OFF or slapped ...

but it brought great laughs.

RD

Precision 04-02-2014 07:08 PM

When someone asked you to give them a ride. F|_|ck you Miss. Dasiey!

Scagburner 04-02-2014 08:48 PM

My favorite bar line - This one and a couple more and I'm outa here.

Universal torque spec = 1/4 turn before breakage.

the deep 04-02-2014 09:17 PM

My favorite and most used , Go fu$k yourself . :cool:

Matt Trulio 04-02-2014 09:34 PM

No good deed shall go unpunished.


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