I manage a lot of employee's.. Sometimes they act like lil kids and complain something's not going their way and threaten to quit!

My response, " I accept, do you have any personal belongs to get before I walk you out?"

Then you start to hear them pleading and trying to talk their way back into their job and realize they just quit, I.e no unemployment then the anger phase starts.. Funny sh!t!!!

I always consider myself a bit of a bull****er, but I always enjoy listening to an expert. So please continue.

This was about 10 years ago . and I just saw it on a Bumper sticker not to long ago.

I am a very very easy to get along passive kind of guy . But one night me and the Coast Guard s finest 10 year olds decided to have it out.

When I knew my rationalizing has become pointless and we were heading back to the CG station and our voyage had been Terminated..

Also the 10 year old with the gun threatened to put me in cuffs on our own boat because I would not sit down as they pulled us side to side in 4 foot waves with us on the weather side taking the beating.

So when he told me to sit down or he was going to cuff me I stood up and said

Phuk you you Phukin Phuk

and than sat down .

My gf at the time and her hot gf teased me about that for years..

Needless to say when we got back to the station and I had a little talk with the big guy we left in our own boat very soon after.

My other saying forever and everybody would tease me about it because I am the mechanic in the bunch.

It'll be Fiiinnnneeeee

I'm gettin screwed.....and not in the warm, squishy way either!

Pain Heals, Chicks Dig Scars...Glory Last Forever!

Delivering an eye opener..."Think he's a good guy? He's killed more people than cancer. Smarten up"

Lead, Follow or get the *F*** out of the way.
Better a blow job than no job.

When I get griped out by someone for not answering my phone: "Dude, I don't spend my hard earned money on a phone so people can call me, I spend my hard earned money on a phone so I can call other people".

Like Nailit, I enjoy a good employee standoff---my response is: "I'll fire you so fast we'll have to mail your purse to you!"

Now, I ain't one to gossip, so you ain't heard this from me........

Don't speak about it. Be about it.

Nothing to it but to do it.

I am making diamonds out of dog $#1T.

Work smarter not harder.

I work for a LTD company and when some messes up I like to point out that they put the "limited" in our company.