You could break an anvil in a sandbox

Nice toyota truck, does it come in His

Work your fingers to the bone and what do you get? Boney fingers

start it up,,,,and blow the suds out of it

Fastest way for your boat to become a total pain in the azz and complete beatch is to name it and refer to it as 'she.' You just gave it (a non living object) a personality dumbass.

Don't be picky i wasn't ? It was a great line at the bars in College to handle rejection from the ladies. Usually you got told to F--K OFF or slapped ...

but it brought great laughs.

RD

When someone asked you to give them a ride. F|_|ck you Miss. Dasiey!

My favorite bar line - This one and a couple more and I'm outa here.

Universal torque spec = 1/4 turn before breakage.

My favorite and most used , Go fu$k yourself .

No good deed shall go unpunished.