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Old 04-15-2014 | 07:01 PM
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There are two types of problems in this world and that one isn't mine.......
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Old 04-15-2014 | 09:12 PM
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I only had 2 beers officer.
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Old 04-15-2014 | 11:34 PM
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Whenever something mechanical/electrical goes way wrong and it very obvious: " Well, I knew right away something was wrong".
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Old 04-15-2014 | 11:36 PM
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What is behind me does not matter.
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Old 04-16-2014 | 08:33 AM
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That's tighter than a nun in church.
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Old 04-16-2014 | 08:39 AM
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When its hot outside : Sweatin like Obama at a Klan rally
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Old 04-16-2014 | 09:02 AM
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Anytime I'm in a hurry "off like a prom dress"
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Old 04-16-2014 | 09:41 AM
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Dont matter if its your wife,a stripper or a hooker,you want some your always gonna pay for it.....
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Old 04-16-2014 | 12:12 PM
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Wring its neck!!!
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Old 04-16-2014 | 01:49 PM
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"for goin horribly wrong, it went quite well" Travis Pastrana
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