If at first you don't succeed, fukit..

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving probably isn't your thing!

Forget wich member on here posted them but here they are
1) if it has tits or tires its going to cost you money
2) if it fly's floats or f*#%s just rent it

Hold my beer and watch this

"Busy as a dyke in a hardware store" that's what an old timer always says when we are busy at work and "you're fuking this cat I'm just holding its tail"

^second one is great lol

He/she can eat corn on the cob through a picket fence. (Bad teeth)

I'm on it like a fat kid on a smartie.

I'm so broke I can't even pay attention.

All thrust, no control.
Work smarter not harder.

To quote a close friend.... "When a guy cheats on a girl it's one thing, but when a girl cheats on a guy it's just F...ing wrong"

Some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.

Put a fork in it , it's done .