If I had a place to run and could afford a 30 footer I'd have a 30 footer
sorry couldn't resist

Life is like a bug on a windshield. Some days, you're the bug, some days you're the windshield, either way it's a fuking mess.

Put it to the wood and let her eat.........

He's a goodman from the boots down..my dads saying

And my 3 kids love this one when something stupid happens...hey dad , I dont think the elevator
reaches the top floor

Sometimes you eat the bar, and well, sometimes the bar eats you.
-Sam Elliot, The Big Lebowski

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPVLyB0Yc6I

If life hands you a lemon, ask for salt and tequila

"It will feel better when it stops hurting"

" Good thing I had my keys, Cuz I never could have walked home after that party"

"ahhh $hit, you let the smoke out " when electronics stop working

"work keeps getting in the way of getting the job done"