spazboz

iTrader: (2)

"60% of the time, it works Every Time." I always like to use that one when someone asks me if their boat is fixed.

TooLateVTEC

iTrader: (1)

If you're lookin for sympathy, its in the dictionary between $h!t and SYPHILIS.

My $h!t always works sometimes.

Comanche3Six

Any powerboat.....Hey, Nice Cigarette!

compedgemarine

at work "if it jams, force it, if it breaks it needed to be replaced anyway!"

compedgemarine

my favorite definition:
EXPERT:
someone who knows all about how to do something but is incapable of doing it themselves so they feel compelled to tell those capable of doing it exactly how it should be done.

vintage chromoly

iTrader: (3)

Don't sweat the petty $hit and don't pet the sweaty $hit.

compedgemarine

at the bar
"spandex is a privilege, not a right"

commandersander

iTrader: (8)

"Those who can, do. Those that can't, teach"

mike tkach

iTrader: (3)

if your gonna be stupid u better be tough.

TooLateVTEC

iTrader: (1)

When you catch someone checkin out your woman, tell him " you think shes hot now, you should see her naked"