5 out of 4 people have trouble with fractions.

"Once in a row don't mean ****"

"You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning"

"Sobriety is detrimental to abstract thought and may inhibit creative thinking"

"Finish that beer, there are sober kids in India"

"That's more Phucked up than a football bat"

"A fair river race is one you didn't plan well"

and the winner is.... drum roll please... "you didn't build that"

It's gas or a$$


When she says is it in? (what do you mean in? i'm finished)

Sh$t or get off the pot!!

it'll be fine!!

Ya can't polish a turd.

Just get a bigger hammer
stupid is supposed to hurt
did I just say the quiet part out loud......and
chit slides downhill

Dockmaster sayings
If it runs on gas, is made by Microsoft or has tits I can't make is work.
Who the hell do you think you are...me!
It's not your girlfriend, you can't just force it.

You can't change stupid

The flying doesn't hurt..........its the landings that suck.