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Too Stroked

03-27-2014 09:30 AM

There are three kinds of people in this world: Those that can count, and those that can't.

Rides like a floor jack

30ftpanther

03-27-2014 09:31 AM

if it wasn't for the last minute i would never get anything done :grinser010:

Gimme Fuel

03-27-2014 09:35 AM

Nothing exceeds like excess....

SummerObsession

03-27-2014 09:52 AM

My favorite: Hey! Watch this!
Usually followed by something extremely painful.

Pokher Ace

03-27-2014 09:59 AM

Only newlyweds and liars have sex every day

I feel like a tampon.... good place to be, just at the wrong time

Rattlesnake Jake

03-27-2014 10:00 AM

Jimmy Buffett.
Honey why don't we get drunk & screw

wellcrafted

03-27-2014 10:02 AM

YOUNG , DUMB , Full of CUM

JWay	03-27-2014 10:04 AM

Instead of does a bear $hit in the woods I use.
"Is a pigs pu$$y pork"

t500hps

03-27-2014 10:12 AM

What's the definition of a "brat": A kid that acts just like yours but belongs to someone else.

t500hps

03-27-2014 10:13 AM

When asked "what are you doing?" my response is often: "playing with myself, want to help?"

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