"I'm not racist, I hate everybody!"

"You can stick your head up a butchers a** but wouldn't you rather take his word for it?" Or is it the Bull's? "Tommy Boy"

"Don't work too much. Do you want your tombstone to read, "I wish I would've worked more"?"

"Spend it now, you can't take it with you"

"I didn't do it, nobody saw anything, you can't prove it in a court of law" B Simpson

"Doaaah!" H Simpson

My buddy always used to say his girlfriend was dumber than a bucket of hair... Kinda stuck with me for some reason.

It'll be alright in the morning.....

was that Bart or OJ Simpson? mine is "why be good when you can be lucky?"

Treat unto others.......
It is what it is.

i like...after all is said and done,more is said then is done!!!!

I'm sweating like a priest at a little league game
If I sneeze in public I have a bad habit of saying "damn I gotta do less coke"

Karma is a biotch.......as I look at the damage to my wife's CTS caused by vandals kicking and punching it at the local mall . :angry-smiley-038:

"That $hit will buff out"

What do you think your playing with kids?