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03-16-2004 | 11:46 PM

#21

Bulldog

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From: Abita Springs, La.

'Some dude named Bulldog owns it and its never been in the water'

03-17-2004 | 11:50 AM

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IDRPSTF

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From: In your driveway while you sleep

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1981/2003

This is the best one so far

03-17-2004 | 11:55 AM

#23

OldSchool

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From: Cape Coral, Florida

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Originally posted by Bulldog
'Some dude named Fred that works at Burger King owns it and it's never been in the water....'

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

OOOOPPPPPSSS....

nevermind

LMAO!!!!!

03-17-2004 | 12:33 PM

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dockrocker

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From: Deeee-troit!

Quote:

Originally posted by Bulldog
'Some dude named Fred that works at Burger King owns it and it's never been in the water....'

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

OOOOPPPPPSSS....

nevermind

Brilliant!

03-17-2004 | 12:51 PM

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DaveP

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From: Toms River, NJ

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Originally posted by SS930

Sorry, could not help myself.

Sorry - but I couldn't help myself!

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03-17-2004 | 01:29 PM

#26

FunHome

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From: Kansas & LOTO

I always like the Picture's thay send you of a boat. Never much detail....

03-17-2004 | 02:03 PM

#27

IDRPSTF

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From: In your driveway while you sleep

"Um, well, I dont have a $100 digital camera to take a picture of my $200,000.00 Boat, Is there any way you can just come out and look at it and make me an offer?"

03-17-2004 | 02:05 PM

#28

IDRPSTF

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From: In your driveway while you sleep

Another one from the buyers side...This is a personal favorate!

"I could go to Florida and get that same boat for half the price!"

Ba Bye! Send me a postcard Blow Hard!

03-17-2004 | 02:14 PM

#29

BLee

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From: E Dock

If some of you have done this then I apologise.

When someone is listing the compass, depth finder, trim tabs, cleats, and other standard equipment that 99% of all boats have on them already as "special" options.

Thats really reaching for to try to differentiate the boat from others.

03-17-2004 | 02:23 PM

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IDRPSTF

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From: In your driveway while you sleep

"Now that you have purchased the boat, how are you going to get it home...Oh, No the trailer doesnt come with it...Thats extra"

I know of a broker that actually pulled that one!

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