calling OSO laywers, is this true?
03-11-2005 | 11:33 AM
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Re: calling OSO laywers, is this true?
Here is a neat Spin......
A Guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and loudly proclaims "All LAWYERS ARE A$$ HOLES"............Guy from the other side of the bar says......."Hey that offends me".........the other guy says "Why are you a Lawyer??"........He says "No..........I am an A$$ HOLE!!!!"
A Guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and loudly proclaims "All LAWYERS ARE A$$ HOLES"............Guy from the other side of the bar says......."Hey that offends me".........the other guy says "Why are you a Lawyer??"........He says "No..........I am an A$$ HOLE!!!!"
Re: calling OSO laywers, is this true?
03-11-2005 | 03:11 PM
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Re: calling OSO laywers, is this true?
Originally Posted by packinair
A doctor, a dentist and an attorney were in a boat together when a wave came along and washed them all overboard. Unable to get back into the boat, they decided two would hold on to the boat and the third would swim to shore for help.
They noticed that there were hundreds of sharks between them and land. Without a word the lawyer took off! As he swam the sharks move aside. The dentist yelled, "it's a miracle!"
"No", said the doctor, "That's just professional courtesy!"
They noticed that there were hundreds of sharks between them and land. Without a word the lawyer took off! As he swam the sharks move aside. The dentist yelled, "it's a miracle!"
"No", said the doctor, "That's just professional courtesy!"
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Re: calling OSO laywers, is this true?
03-11-2005 | 05:04 PM
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Re: calling OSO laywers, is this true?
Originally Posted by Hydrocruiser
Ya think? 
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03-11-2005 | 05:25 PM
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Re: calling OSO laywers, is this true?
Originally Posted by Phknlwyr
You're an ass. Hate us until you need us, then you love us.
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03-11-2005 | 06:12 PM
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Re: calling OSO laywers, is this true?
Originally Posted by Phknlwyr
You're an ass. Hate us until you need us, then you love us.
No matter if they were wrong or right or
