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Old 03-11-2005, 07:27 AM
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What do you call 100 lawyers on the bottom of the ocean?








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Old 03-11-2005, 11:33 AM
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Here is a neat Spin......

A Guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and loudly proclaims "All LAWYERS ARE A$$ HOLES"............Guy from the other side of the bar says......."Hey that offends me".........the other guy says "Why are you a Lawyer??"........He says "No..........I am an A$$ HOLE!!!!"
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Old 03-11-2005, 12:37 PM
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Old 03-11-2005, 03:11 PM
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Originally Posted by packinair
A doctor, a dentist and an attorney were in a boat together when a wave came along and washed them all overboard. Unable to get back into the boat, they decided two would hold on to the boat and the third would swim to shore for help.

They noticed that there were hundreds of sharks between them and land. Without a word the lawyer took off! As he swam the sharks move aside. The dentist yelled, "it's a miracle!"

"No", said the doctor, "That's just professional courtesy!"
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Originally Posted by Phknlwyr
You're an ass. Hate us until you need us, then you love us.
Ya think?
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Ya think?
I don't think. I know.
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You're an ass. Hate us until you need us, then you love us.
Love is a strong word......
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Old 03-11-2005, 06:12 PM
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You're an ass. Hate us until you need us, then you love us.
But yet you'll suck pickle to keep a client.. Maybe not U but

No matter if they were wrong or right or
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Just like in that movie Devil's Advocate
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This message has been deleted by KOOL KLAATU. Reason: thought i was in the bilge . sorry
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