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JBOUTLAW 09-17-2009 01:01 PM


Originally Posted by JayFan (Post 2954783)
What a pitiful site to see....on such a nice boat. I would be holding my head too if I had that much naked sausege hangin' white boys on my boat. :party-smiley-004: :eek::gfight::eekdrop::eekdrop::poopoo:

Hey Jay....Jen told me that was your new screen saver pic!!! :evilb::evilb::evilb:

kreed 09-17-2009 01:04 PM

Ha Ha Ha Ha ! Frank, I always knew Paulie was a pickle smoker. All those guys on Jasons boat used and abused him and then left him for dead! Paul, remember the comment about my boat in a bath tub? Looks like Jason and the boys just gave you a baby bath! Ha Ha Ha !!!!!

JayFan 09-17-2009 01:06 PM

Oh my friend Jason.............. pick on me all you want...however I'M the boat with the boobs on it. You're forgetting YOU'RE the boat with the d!cks on it!.... and we have pics to prove it!!!!!!! :lolhit:

JayFan 09-17-2009 01:07 PM

OHHHHHH...... All the BIG BOYS are on OSO at the moment. That must be why Paulie is missing! :party-smiley-004:

JBOUTLAW 09-17-2009 01:16 PM


Originally Posted by JayFan (Post 2954796)
Oh my friend Jason.............. pick on me all you want...however I'M the boat with the boobs on it. You're forgetting YOU'RE the boat with the d!cks on it!.... and we have pics to prove it!!!!!!! :lolhit:

Do you forget my friend.......I had the boobs that BELONG to you on my boat last trip :hitit::hitit:

kreed 09-17-2009 01:33 PM


Originally Posted by JBOUTLAW (Post 2954806)
Do you forget my friend.......I had the boobs that BELONG to you on my boat last trip :hitit::hitit:

Ok , hold on boys. Were losing sight of THE point here.....Paulie gettin banged and thrown in the water for the sharks to feed on ! :lolhit::lolhit:

JBOUTLAW 09-17-2009 01:39 PM

Funny Funny sh!t!!!! This whole thread!!

4195 09-17-2009 01:46 PM

I guess things do shrink in the water:evilb:
Touch it Paulie I bet it will grow

kreed 09-17-2009 01:47 PM

Im lookin forward to Saturday. All this OSO action reminds me of summer! (Except Paulie naked in the water):eek::eek:

kreed 09-17-2009 01:49 PM


Originally Posted by 4195 (Post 2954832)
I guess things do shrink in the water:evilb:
Touch it Paulie I bet it will grow

Yea, but , usually your whole body doesnt shrink !!!!!!!!!!!!:drink::drink:

jfdambra 09-17-2009 02:12 PM


Originally Posted by kreed (Post 2954836)
Im lookin forward to Saturday. All this OSO action reminds me of summer! (Except Paulie naked in the water):eek::eek:

Kevin you should come to the block party after your trip.:ernaehrung004:

JBOUTLAW 09-17-2009 03:40 PM

My drunk friends swimming naked....Kevin in his pink shirt....Jay sh!tting in a bucket.....Someone ending up in the drink at Claudios everytime Frank is there....wtf is snowmobile season gonna be like???? :drink::drink:

JayFan 09-17-2009 03:43 PM


Originally Posted by 4195 (Post 2954832)
I guess things do shrink in the water:evilb:
Touch it Paulie I bet it will grow


That's the problem Frank......Paulieboy has touched it a little "TOOOO" much recently and has obviously decided to try the "other team" for a while..... sort of a "taste test" if you will! :lolhit: :wuerg019::wuerg019:

JayFan 09-17-2009 03:45 PM


Originally Posted by JBOUTLAW (Post 2954898)
My drunk friends swimming naked....Kevin in his pink shirt....Jay sh!tting in a bucket.....Someone ending up in the drink at Claudios everytime Frank is there....wtf is snowmobile season gonna be like???? :drink::drink:

You constantly hittin' on my Fiancee'...... ahhhh the good times! :drink::drink:

JBOUTLAW 09-17-2009 03:50 PM


Originally Posted by JayFan (Post 2954907)
You constantly hittin' on my Fiancee'...... ahhhh the good times! :drink::drink:

"long term dating companion" :evilb: :evilb: :evilb:

4195 09-17-2009 04:11 PM


Originally Posted by JBOUTLAW (Post 2954898)
My drunk friends swimming naked....Kevin in his pink shirt....Jay sh!tting in a bucket.....Someone ending up in the drink at Claudios everytime Frank is there....wtf is snowmobile season gonna be like???? :drink::drink:

Basically the same except the water is frozen:cool:

4195 09-17-2009 05:52 PM

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Originally Posted by jfdambra (Post 2953980)
Paul - Those of us who actually do own boats (not just hang out on boating web sites) know you can't swim on a boat, you have to be in the water.:drink:

Roli you owe Paulie an apology he does have a boat he doesn't get a chance to get out on it that often thats all.

kreed 09-17-2009 06:24 PM


Originally Posted by 4195 (Post 2954995)
Roli you owe Paulie an apology he does have a boat he doesn't get a chance to get out on it that often thats all.

This is getting to be toooo much. Im sitting here laughing my
azz off and my daughter cant believe Im laughing so hard over a picture of Paul. I dont know, it just struck me funny! Paulie, I owe you an apology, you really do own a boat. Nice ride man, but I think you need to wax it though.:ernaehrung004::ernaehrung004::ernaehrung00 4:

TwinMonsters 09-17-2009 06:47 PM

I hope this kid can swim! Not to sure he is going to survive a 4 foot swell

PRiccio 09-17-2009 07:31 PM

Easy Kreed, your man card is in question with some of the pics on this form and I Guess Frank forgot about his Sausage Cruise he put together 2 weeks ago...Was 5 men enough for you..I'll be you would have like more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

d24sf49 09-17-2009 08:37 PM

what is goin on i leave claudios and all kinds of weird s---t happens.

4195 09-17-2009 08:45 PM


Originally Posted by TwinMonsters (Post 2955028)
I hope this kid can swim! Not to sure he is going to survive a 4 foot swell

Okay who is "twin monster"? Kev who do we know that has twin monsters?

jfdambra 09-18-2009 05:03 AM


Originally Posted by 4195 (Post 2954995)
Roli you owe Paulie an apology he does have a boat he doesn't get a chance to get out on it that often thats all.

:eek: I stand corrected about Paul not having a boat:drink:

4195 09-18-2009 05:37 AM


Originally Posted by PRiccio (Post 2955064)
Easy Kreed, your man card is in question with some of the pics on this form and I Guess Frank forgot about his Sausage Cruise he put together 2 weeks ago...Was 5 men enough for you..I'll be you would have like more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I prefer you call me by my proper name "Jimmy Dean"

4195 09-18-2009 05:42 AM


Originally Posted by JayFan (Post 2954907)
You constantly hittin' on my Fiancee'...... ahhhh the good times! :drink::drink:

Congratulations! Whens the weddding???:kiss:

There is a rumor floating around here you bought her a big diamond!

Then Jason told me Jen went for the "Big Rock Small C0ck Package":gfight::hitfan::hitfan::poopoo::poopoo::p arty-smiley-048:

JayFan 09-18-2009 07:43 AM


Originally Posted by 4195 (Post 2955338)
Congratulations! Whens the weddding???:kiss:

There is a rumor floating around here you bought her a big diamond!

Then Jason told me Jen went for the "Big Rock Small C0ck Package":gfight::hitfan::hitfan::poopoo::poopoo::p arty-smiley-048:

I would say all of those are correct Frank.....DAMN, DAMN, DAMN, the end of "fun Jay" is near!!!! :angry-smiley-038:

Although.... I'm working VERY VERY hard to get the "sled" for this winter!

JBOUTLAW 09-18-2009 07:50 AM


Originally Posted by 4195 (Post 2955338)
Congratulations! Whens the weddding???:kiss:

There is a rumor floating around here you bought her a big diamond!

Then Jason told me Jen went for the "Big Rock Small C0ck Package":gfight::hitfan::hitfan::poopoo::poopoo::p arty-smiley-048:

Is that similar to the little d!ck big boat package??:eek:

kreed 09-18-2009 07:59 AM


Originally Posted by 4195 (Post 2955133)
Okay who is "twin monster"? Kev who do we know that has twin monsters?

I dont know frank. Maybe Jen ????????:party-smiley-004:

JayFan 09-18-2009 08:03 AM


Originally Posted by kreed (Post 2955405)
I dont know frank. Maybe Jen ????????:party-smiley-004:

She is going to KILL YOU Kevin on Saturday!!! You'll get the wrath that I "usually" get!! :nhl_fight::food-smiley-009::argue:

kreed 09-18-2009 08:10 AM


Originally Posted by JBOUTLAW (Post 2955395)
Is that similar to the little d!ck big boat package??:eek:

Wow. I think Jason is referring to someone with the 35' vessel in our group of posters ! Jason, he may have a small c0!k, but he IS good with a camera! :lolhit::eek::eek:

JBOUTLAW 09-18-2009 08:18 AM


Originally Posted by kreed (Post 2955421)
Wow. I think Jason is referring to someone with the 35' vessel in our group of posters ! Jason, he may have a small c0!k, but he IS good with a camera! :lolhit::eek::eek:

He is but only when he's shooting a pic of d!ck!! Like you in the pink shirt :kiss::kiss:

kreed 09-18-2009 08:32 AM


Originally Posted by JayFan (Post 2955409)
She is going to KILL YOU Kevin on Saturday!!! You'll get the wrath that I "usually" get!! :nhl_fight::food-smiley-009::argue:

Oh hold on Jay. I thought this was a guys only site! She wont know what I said..............unless you tell her !!!! Lucky for me , your a nice guy !!!!:kiss:

JayFan 09-18-2009 08:37 AM


Originally Posted by kreed (Post 2955445)
Oh hold on Jay. I thought this was a guys only site! She wont know what I said..............unless you tell her !!!! Lucky for me , your a nice guy !!!!:kiss:

I'm sure Jason's already called/emailed/texted her this morning to get her up to speed on comments made.....since HE is "best friends" with Jen. I've EVEN heard he takes her on private boat trips to Claudio's.....when she should be HOME baking and cleaning. :party-smiley-004:

JBOUTLAW 09-18-2009 08:38 AM


Originally Posted by kreed (Post 2955445)
Oh hold on Jay. I thought this was a guys only site! She wont know what I said..............unless you tell her !!!! Lucky for me , your a nice guy !!!!:kiss:

If it was Jen it would be "twin hammers"!!!!

JBOUTLAW 09-18-2009 08:49 AM


Originally Posted by JayFan (Post 2955449)
I'm sure Jason's already called/emailed/texted her this morning to get her up to speed on comments made.....since HE is "best friends" with Jen. I've EVEN heard he takes her on private boat trips to Claudio's.....when she should be HOME baking and cleaning. :party-smiley-004:

She bakes and cleans....Then does the rest of her womanly duties on my boat on her private trips you speak of :coolcowboy:

kreed 09-18-2009 09:42 AM

If all this Jen talk keeps up, WE"RE ALL DEAD TOMORROW !! So Im bailin out now. I think shes a very nice girl....Anyway, 11:00 AM between the bridges sound aboutlaw right tomorrow?:ernaehrung004::ernaehrung004:

4195 09-18-2009 09:49 AM


Originally Posted by JBOUTLAW (Post 2955395)
Is that similar to the little d!ck big boat package??:eek:

Thanks Jason I have been telling people for years Bernadette is with me for my award winning personality but nobody believes me.:drink:

JayFan 09-18-2009 11:10 AM


Originally Posted by kreed (Post 2955515)
If all this Jen talk keeps up, WE"RE ALL DEAD TOMORROW !! So Im bailin out now. I think shes a very nice girl....Anyway, 11:00 AM between the bridges sound aboutlaw right tomorrow?:ernaehrung004::ernaehrung004:

I'm bailing right now....maybe I can escape the "fists of fury". We'll be there...10:30 or so....yup yup. :drink:

Who else is in??????.......

4195 09-18-2009 01:39 PM

Kev we won't be out until 12:00 or so but 10:30 should give these guys a good head start

4195 09-18-2009 06:05 PM


Originally Posted by 4195 (Post 2955338)
Congratulations! Whens the weddding???:kiss:

There is a rumor floating around here you bought her a big diamond!

Then Jason told me Jen went for the "Big Rock Small C0ck Package":gfight::hitfan::hitfan::poopoo::poopoo::p arty-smiley-048:

Okay,okay my bad I misunderstood Jason he said Jen went for the "Big rock small blocks" package. Sorry for the confusion you may all get back to ball breaking now:stupid:


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