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tomtbone1993 05-30-2007 11:58 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2145092)
yes she does want ac.

high maintance:evilb: :evilb: :evilb:

tomtbone1993 05-30-2007 11:59 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2145099)
I have an ac and generator I will sell her REAL CHEAP . :D :D

where does By U Boy need to send the check?:drink: :drink:

BY U BOY 05-30-2007 12:00 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2145099)
I have an ac and generator I will sell her REAL CHEAP . :D :D

it has to work:evilb: :drink:

tomtbone1993 05-30-2007 12:06 PM

It sounds to me you where off on Sunday & Monday and you took off today. I think you better get your azz to work. She is spending your dough before you get it:drink:

BY U BOY 05-30-2007 12:10 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2145114)
It sounds to me you where off on Sunday & Monday and you took off today. I think you better get your azz to work. She is spending your dough before you get it:drink:

i actually do have to go in for a few mins today to take care of a contractor:(

tomtbone1993 05-30-2007 01:09 PM

Secrets You Better Tell Your Partner
Posted by David Zinczenko
on Mon, May 21, 2007, 2:20 pm PDT Post a Comment View all 417 Comments »

If you read my last column about secrets you should never tell your partner, you may assume that I believe honesty ranks behind coffee preferences on the list of relationship priorities. But that's not true. Of course, better communication is one of the true keys to relationship success. While two-thirds of both men and women consider friendship to be the most important attribute in relationships, not all couples talk to each other like friends. Often, in fact, we stay bottled up like a old wine when the best course of action would be to start pouring it all out. The following secrets are ones many of us tend to keep hidden, but really shouldn't.

I've Got Issues

True story. An editor at Men's Health went on a radio show talking about relationships, and a listener phoned in, confused as to why a recent relationship didn't work out. He confessed that he had been in prison for years-but he didn't tell her until they were already months deep into the relationship. An extreme example, of course, but the point is that most of us are hesitant to reveal our quirks (don't eat anything green), our pasts (It took me seven years to graduate), our opinions (The president is a _____), and our issues (I never want kids) that may scare off potential partners. I'm not suggesting putting out a weirdo alert, but somewhere early on-maybe date six or so-it's smart to reveal at least pieces of who you are. Otherwise, you're just wasting your time, because when the truth does come out, your partner will feel mad-and duped.

I'm Getting Pursued

It's not the easiest thing in the world to tell your partner that a co-worker, or friend, or random barista is making moves on you. After all, you don't want to appear like you're gloating, you don't want to instigate jealousy, and you don't want your partner to be alarmed. If the chase has elevated from innocent flirting to serious pursuit, your partner deserves to know that you're in someone's lusting cross-hairs. Plus, by telling your partner that something screwy is going on, you're actually assuring him or her that nothing is going on.

I Like That

With 53 percent of people rating their sex lives as a C or worse, there's room for some improvement. Chances are, the problem is that you're not vocal enough. It's not that you don't make enough noise in bed-but you're not vocal enough about what you like in bed. Most of us are more verbal about our sexual likes early in relationships, but once we reach the comfort zone of a relationship, we're a lot less likely to actually communicate with our partners about what we want. The best strategy: Talk about it on a long drive and not right there in the bed, so there's no pressure to immediately perform. If you let the thoughts and ideas simmer, you'll have a better chance of bringing your relationship to a boil.

I Need More

A big relationship killer: Complacency. We get into our routines-Tuesdays mean Idol, Thursdays mean Grey's, the weekend means it's time to catch up on bills, laundry, and garage-cleaning. The relationships that get as stagnant as pond water need someone to make waves, but we don't tell each other what we want. Half of men and women say that they don't always tell their partners what's bothering them. And the only way to instigate and inspire change is to stop stewing and start flapping.

Have other stories and secrets that you think one should fess up about? Share them here.

wstultz 05-30-2007 02:23 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2145028)
nope you should try one.:drink:

I've had too many to count. Went with a country girl this time. Slightly less whinning.:D

BY U BOY 05-30-2007 02:29 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2145277)
I've had too many to count. Went with a country girl this time. Slightly less whinning.:D

:D :D :D

Trojan-man 05-30-2007 02:49 PM

I have a country girl, and she wrote the book on whining......I just need a girl without a mouth, something more like a blow hole..... :D :p

spk1 05-30-2007 03:04 PM


Originally Posted by sarahcooper (Post 2144918)
Don't know -- I'm having my feet operated on tomorrow and will be down a good week. But, next time I come I'll bring some good homemade cookies for your enjoyment.
:woohoo:

Well if you would keep your feet out of ByU's azz,, you might not have to have them worked on so much. :evilb: :evilb:

wstultz 05-30-2007 03:28 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2145315)
I have a country girl, and she wrote the book on whining......I just need a girl without a mouth, something more like a blow hole..... :D :p


Fu(king awesome

tomtbone1993 05-30-2007 03:29 PM

Since I work in the Heights I will go and give Ms. By U Boy some training durning my lunch hour:D

spk1 05-30-2007 03:34 PM

lol, good luckk

tomtbone1993 05-30-2007 03:48 PM

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Just like the horse whisperer I am the girl whisperer

sarahcooper 05-30-2007 03:51 PM

What kind of training?
I could really use some cooking lessons......:chick:
Despite my sassy nature, I really am open for suggestions. Just make sure it's no boat training b/c I HATE boating!

sarahcooper 05-30-2007 03:52 PM

I think you mean whisperer .....

sarahcooper 05-30-2007 03:55 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2145045)
i think jenni gave all of them her sign on:eek: :eek:

Nope, I would never share the secrets of OSO!
:fish:

tomtbone1993 05-30-2007 03:57 PM


Originally Posted by sarahcooper (Post 2145372)
. Just make sure it's no boat training b/c I HATE boating!

It sounds like Kelly rubed off on you Sunday:( :(

tomtbone1993 05-30-2007 04:00 PM

Goose I cant reach the ejection handle.....eject...eject...eject:eek: :eek:

spk1 05-30-2007 04:25 PM

When is the housewarming party??? :evilb: :evilb: If the house insnt leaning when you buy it,, it will be after the party. :evilb: :evilb: :evilb:

bigandy 05-30-2007 04:31 PM


Originally Posted by sarahcooper (Post 2145377)
Nope, I would never share the secrets of OSO!
:fish:

which secrets, there is only one rule and it aint a secret....

Boys only!!!

Control your "blow holes" men or find a new hobby....

May i suggest,
www.knittingwithmygirlfriendonly.com
or
www.i'mgladi'mnotallowedtohavefunanymorewithmyfrie nds.com
or
chads favorite
www.iliketobekickedintheballsandtoldwhattodo.com

wstultz 05-30-2007 04:35 PM

Nice!!!!!

ZZZIINNNGGGG:drink: :D :evilb:

bigandy 05-30-2007 04:40 PM

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click on the link to see chad at the last meeting with his girlfriend her good buddy. i hear they can be hired for Bar Mitzvahs , weddings and even as closers for car dealerships.

"chads favorite
www.iliketobekickedintheballsandtoldwhattodo.com "

spk1 05-30-2007 04:55 PM

I would open it,, but I had nightmares because of the last one, :evilb:

tomtbone1993 05-30-2007 05:42 PM

here comes the Rain again.........

BY U BOY 05-30-2007 07:43 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2145352)
Since I work in the Heights I will go and give Ms. By U Boy some training durning my lunch hour:D

EASY.

tomtbone1993 05-30-2007 08:08 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2145633)
EASY.

did i cross the line?:D

BY U BOY 05-30-2007 10:03 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2145669)
did i cross the line?:D

NAH I FORGOT TO PUT THIS:snide:

Trojan-man 05-31-2007 01:07 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2145421)
which secrets, there is only one rule and it aint a secret....

Boys only!!!

Control your "blow holes" men or find a new hobby....

May i suggest,
www.knittingwithmygirlfriendonly.com
or
www.i'mgladi'mnotallowedtohavefunanymorewithmyfrie nds.com
or
chads favorite
www.iliketobekickedintheballsandtoldwhattodo.com

Or my personal favorite:

www.IpretendlikeIdon'thaveagirlfriendandthenImyste riouslyendupatherhouseeverynight.com

or:

www.Maryandy'scollectionofIhateyounoIloveyou.com

Trojan-man 05-31-2007 01:08 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2145669)
did i cross the line?:D

You might be the next habitual line crosser...:snide:

Trojan-man 05-31-2007 01:09 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2145502)
here comes the Rain again.........

I didn't know you like the Eurythmics.....Oh tomath.... :bunny:

joew. 05-31-2007 09:59 AM

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/95-We...QQcmdZViewItem

wstultz 05-31-2007 10:05 AM

I just saw a mushroom cloud in the Woodlands.

jeff1000man 05-31-2007 10:33 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2146240)

oh ****, Might be time to break out the auction sniper.

BY U BOY 05-31-2007 11:11 AM

I just had a doctor come into my store looking for a used dishwasher and freezer.I told him i do not sell used products and that the least expensive dishwasher i have is 229.00 and he started to complain that it was to expensive. WTF seriously the guy was driving and aston martin and he is straped for 230.00 bucks.:mad:

spk1 05-31-2007 11:47 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2146314)
I just had a doctor come into my store looking for a used dishwasher and freezer.I told him i do not sell used products and that the least expensive dishwasher i have is 229.00 and he started to complain that it was to expensive. WTF seriously the guy was driving and aston martin and he is straped for 230.00 bucks.:mad:

Look mann,, dont you k now when a guy is looking to outfit his stripper g/f's apartment,,,, :rolleyes: get with the program. Now if you go down spencer,, theres a mexi used appliance place where we can grab both for $75, then sell it to him at $200 each. :evilb:

BY U BOY 05-31-2007 11:56 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2146353)
Look mann,, dont you k now when a guy is looking to outfit his stripper g/f's apartment,,,, :rolleyes: get with the program. Now if you go down spencer,, theres a mexi used appliance place where we can grab both for $75, then sell it to him at $200 each. :evilb:

:D :D

spk1 05-31-2007 12:06 PM

Wade,
A friend of mine has a rolling chassis for your 28' ford, I believe its already set up to mount an lt1, from what my buddy was telling me. I asked him how much,, cause I figured you may be interested,, and he told me they usualyy trade between eachother when it come to getting their own hotrodds done. I mentioned you did some building, etc. and he sounded real interested ( he wants to build a bigger work shop he was describing what he had in mind, and it sounded a whole lot like your place :eureka: ). http://rustynutsgarage.net/ Rob is the guy I talked to.

Everyone Else:
Between the group, they have several guys who build high performance engines, and they are reall interested in big blocks and parts etc. So if you guys are short on cash and want to horse trade to get your shyt fixed,, they would do it.

spk1 05-31-2007 02:33 PM

Contract is signed :drink:

BY U BOY 05-31-2007 02:35 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2146532)
Contract is signed :drink:

ON WHAT?


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