I think my brain is about to explode. In about a week i am going to need an outside perspective on my web site. What i should change.

OK back to work i have way to much chit to do that i have put off for the last months.

What the Fu(k is up with these Stultz boys and their naps???

we gotz to have beauty sleep :woohoo:


jigga who?

tbone, what is the deal with the time. my computer says your last post was at "10:30 pm today" it has always done that ( wrong time ) just wondering if there is a fix?

whats up with richards boat lift breaking and his boat floating away? nasty rumor or just not common knowledge..... until now?

call me when topps meeting is over... oh i guess get wade to call me unless you are having it at the dam about 9 feet down!

buyuboy ask your old lady if you can change your avatar to what the cool kids have...

I like to be different:D

the nasty rumor is true:(

Also you need to delete your cookies to get your clock correct

Calling all cars for Joe, Jeff and the Islander.

Apparently the boys decided to pull an all nighter on the boat. This morning they called me laughing because they had just waked a fisherman.

Crazy bastards!

Nothing like 2 dudes rolling around in a cruiser by themselves with Fleetwood Mac playin in the back ground.........

2 bottles of crown later.....who knows what those two are doing to each other.:eek:

:evilb: :evilb: :evilb:

SSSSSSSSSoooooooooo

Boat Pix calls me this morning, They said they would drop the price of the pictures to $250.00 each. I said why did you want to charge me $420.00 each? He said we charge $10.00 a foot. I said it cost more to print a 16X20 picture of a 42 Fountain vs. a 16X20 picture of a 16 Bayliner? The phone went quiet. I then reminded him I want the pictures next to Wet Dreams & Smoke This. They did not have those. Need to say he has some nice pics of Smooth Operator he can hang in his office....:):)

I called those monkeys about my boat yesterday. He told me it takes four weeks to get them. What the hell? Boston Jeff called them too, he wants the pics also until I told him they were $250 each. His exact words were, " that's fu(kin retaaaaadddded."

WTF our those 2 monkies going to talk about all night? You know they had sexual intercorse with each other at some point:eek:

I have to be honest, I am a little worried about the 2 drunk monkies, they should hit the sack. And hit it hard this afternoon.

i bet they hit the sack all night........... off each others chins!!!

Just talked to them, they are laying on the front of the boat at the island. i am fixing to meet them for lunch, i bet tex doesnt need anything to eat because she is probably full as hell on peanut butter!!!

You know that is not a pretty picture:crazy:

Can you imagine

Jeff- Hey Joe did you bring the Baby Oil?

Joe- Yes I have it right here Jeffey

Jeff- Very good Joe, do you mind a few squirts to the back?

Joe- No problem Jeffey, your request is granted

Jeff- Thanks Joe please don't forget my pale white shoulders, they burn so easy.

Joe- No problem Jeffey

Jeff- Thanks Joe..........I have not been touched like this in a long time.....

Joe- Jeffey your shoulders are so harry and manly, I have this funny feeling in my pants...

Jeff- Thats OK Joe, let your feelings go

Yeah they lost my pics of my boat at the island, I even called the pilot to see if he had them somewhere else, and he couldn't find them. I gave them make, model, date, time, and location, and even sent them a picture of my boat to make it easier. No pics. That company is the biggest bumbling f(uck of a company I have ever seen operated, I don't know how they stay in business, they are f(uckin retards !!!

They're still in business because they charge too much, and some of us will actually pay it. I got them down to $166.67 a pic (3 for $500). They are nice pics so I bought them.

whats bad is your were probably defiling yourself as your were typing that!!! SICKO!

Ok here is the official story. They had eight waitresses lined up to go on the boat so they went to get the islander, islander returns, no waitresses. George, staley and one more ( stolen baja boy ) get on leftys boat and they and spf mashed potatoes proceed to ride around the lake. until this morning when everyone stupid enough to have given jeff their phone number starts getting called. I just met them for lunch, they were sleeping on the islander at the island, no a/c, no generator, lying in their own vomit ( yes joe puked into his own BJ chair right next to him ) that was after joe fell off his own boat and jeff had to back up to get him, VERY SCARY, last night out by the dam. now jeff is making an ass of himself in eldorado jacks, joe is sleeping on the top deck of the islander ( can you say sunburn ) and lefty is on his way to eldorados to start drinking again with jeff!!! Them boys really need to find Jesus!

OK, I was at Papa's last night when they were headed to pick up the boat. At no time did ANY of the waitresses even remark that they wanted to go on the boat. All of them were shewing us out of there so they could go home. This is the main reason I did not go on the boat.....and I was tired as hell.

Fu(k work today,,, Im leaving in 30 mins,, george is out there, joes getting a power nap,, jeff is going to have another drink,, and the rest of you need to make up an excuse and get to the lake!

Apparently, alcohol distorts perception!!

Ok,, whosss commming with me! :evilb: :evilb:

When we were leaving the Dirty Librarian did tell George that there was no way in hell.....that was pretty funny.

Whoss Commin with me!? :evilb:

OK Bigandy is out of the circle of trust. It was not vomit, more like an uncontrolled spit. Not sure how I was making an ass out of myself. I think Andy is tired of us telling all of the bad stories on him so he is clinging to any thread of trying to lift himself above his usual recklessness. :eek:

Spk, thanks for calling and giving me the heads up, otherwise I would not have seen this until tomorrow when I woke up.

UNcontrolled spit?? is that like gagging, because what could have made him gag??

that means spick is a phag, why would you call him... and it is amazing to me how everything changes once we realize there are consequences. the worst thing you could have done was tell me that joe made you promise not to tell anyone!! Thats like shooting fish in a barrel! And as far as me doing dumb things, duhhhhhhhhh you aint letting out any state secrets there!!

And whats up with the chick in the brown with the buck teeth and all the gums and the HUGE bombs, did you catch her in the middle of a fart with that picture?

And why havent you and wade changed your avatars??

a got the verbage from late night skinamax:):)

Thanks for the update. Just to make sure I have read this correctly. Their as of 2:00 are still no females with them? They have been trying since 8:00 yesterday?

And now they have 2 more dudes meeting up with them?

And the wonder why at 8:30 this morning I told them I was going to work.....and not playin hooky

:evilb: :evilb:

The truth is out there....

those chicks don't look so good sober......:( :( :evilb:

And when are we ever sober??? :drink: problem solved :evilb:

Ok,, IM leaving now, see you guys in an hour.

:):)

I'd still motor boat Maria Carey's titties.:D

Andy likes it...

What is up with that?