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jeff1000man 07-04-2007 12:32 PM

This thing is awesome.

http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o17242-en.html

Trojan-man 07-04-2007 01:04 PM

:drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool:

Trojan-man 07-04-2007 01:05 PM

Thanks Lefty, hell of a bash my friend.......my old lady told me I was having the most fun out of anybody......:p

bigandy 07-04-2007 01:28 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2187244)
OK I am awake now.

15 pages of **** yesterday, good job men.

Thanks Lefty did the cops finally let you go home or did you have to vacuum the yard first?

Andy, I left a cooler on your boat.

Thats wierd i took all the beer and water out of a cooler and put it on lefty's dock this morning, what a coincidence!!

Ya them cops were butt monkeys!! i wasnt ready to go to bed when they sent me there!!!

Houthboats RULE!!!

bigandy 07-04-2007 01:31 PM

Good party Left!! But that fajita meat tasted horrible, you left it in the crock pot to long or something!! It tasted like cocktail weenies, i could barely eat three of them!!

tomtbone1993 07-04-2007 03:51 PM

Some fu(king co(k sucker broke into my truck today, fu(ked up my door and stole my Valentine and Treo phone:hothead: :hothead: :hothead:

bigandy 07-04-2007 04:29 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2187377)
Some fu(king co(k sucker broke into my truck today, fu(ked up my door and stole my Valentine and Treo phone:hothead: :hothead: :hothead:

the only good news is since it is your phone it will magically fall into the water very soon i imagine... sorry about the bad luck

Trojan-man 07-04-2007 04:48 PM

Hey I found a valentine if anyone wants to buy one....:evilb: :evilb:


sorry tom, that sucks !!

tomtbone1993 07-04-2007 05:52 PM

I am headin to grab the boat now......some one let me know where we are meeting tonight.....The azz holes stole the phone I use for email only.....so fu(k them. I am also going to stop by the gas station and earn some more miles:)


BTW FU Trojan Man:)

BY U BOY 07-05-2007 09:50 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2186524)
By U a Fence and Driveway is going to be pissed he missed today's festivities while painting fences pink... :evilb:


I bet he joined the FDO forum today

Fence and Driveways only.....

ouR DRIVEWAY IS FU(KED. i AM STILL CATHING UP ON THE READING BE BEACK IN A WHILE.:D

BY U BOY 07-05-2007 09:53 AM

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Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2186530)
He called earlier, he wants to come up tonight, but does not know if Sarah will let him:):)

WRONG THIS IS WHAT KEPT US HOME.

BY U BOY 07-05-2007 10:00 AM

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SORRY FOR THE CHITTY PHONE PICS WE ARE STILL UNPACKING.:(

Her name is Reese and she is almost 7 weeks old.













She is my new wing man:D :D

BY U BOY 07-05-2007 10:03 AM

Wish i would not have missed the fun. I was beat from the movers not showing up:mad: I had to scramble and find a u-haul and some help. Them i had to drive to splendora to get my new dog:cool:

txlefty 07-05-2007 10:55 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2187377)
Some fu(king co(k sucker broke into my truck today, fu(ked up my door and stole my Valentine and Treo phone:hothead: :hothead: :hothead:

THAT SUCKS!!!!!!! I fu(kin hate it when people no respect for people's $HIT! It's not that they took your $hit, just knowing they were in your space.....I hate that! :hothead:





I'm glad everyone had a good time and everyone got home safe!! :drink:

spk1 07-05-2007 11:26 AM

Yea, speaking of petty theft, I believe there are some womens shorts missing from the houfth boat. If we could keep an eye out for them she would be very appreciative. :evilb:

spk1 07-05-2007 11:28 AM

Zero arrests, involved in leftys party,, thats down quite a bit from the cook off party :rolleyes: ., Way to go guys. :drink:

Trojan-man 07-05-2007 11:37 AM

:drool: :drool: :drool:

Trojan-man 07-05-2007 11:38 AM

I think I might be addicted to drinking, dirty women, boats, and fun....

admitting is the first step to recovery......... or when are we going to do it again ????

Trojan-man 07-05-2007 11:39 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2188007)
Yea, speaking of petty theft, I believe there are some womens shorts missing from the houfth boat. If we could keep an eye out for them she would be very appreciative. :evilb:

I do believe I recall seeing those somewhere.............:eek:

txlefty 07-05-2007 11:42 AM

Oh by the way...I found some Ann Klien shoes, Skanktuary throwable, couple pair of sun glasses, pair of sandles, and some birth control pills for Gina Taylor! If anyone was luck enough to take home Ms. Taylor, watch out! She's a few days late on the pills! :evilb::eek: :evilb:

spk1 07-05-2007 11:44 AM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2188022)
Oh by the way...I found some Ann Klien shoes, Skanktuary throwable, couple pair of sun glasses, pair of sandles, and some birth control pills for Gina Taylor! If anyone was luck enough to take home Ms. Taylor, watch out! She's a few days late on the pills! :evilb::eek: :evilb:

Very niceee! :evilb:

spk1 07-05-2007 11:44 AM

Did you find any valtrex out there? because I know I saw a few candidates. :evilb:

txlefty 07-05-2007 11:49 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2188026)
Did you find any valtrex out there? because I know I saw a few candidates. :evilb:

Hell I wish I'd had some Valtrex with all the fine women that were runnin around there! :evilb: :drool: :evilb:

spk1 07-05-2007 12:00 PM

What about that hottie that was screaming at us from the second floor balcony, :evilb:

Trojan-man 07-05-2007 12:27 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2188038)
What about that hottie that was screaming at us from the second floor balcony, :evilb:

I think she just realized that she forgot her valtrex.......and then she said...."is it supposed to look like cauliflour ????

:frog: :frog: :frog:

Trojan-man 07-05-2007 12:30 PM

fu(kin fords !!!!! I just noticed about a gallon of black oil all over my driveway and my truck seems to be smokin more than tombone, wade and megan put together........

:hothead: :hothead: :hothead:

BY U BOY 07-05-2007 12:34 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2188061)
fu(kin fords !!!!! I just noticed about a gallon of black oil all over my driveway and my truck seems to be smokin more than tombone, wade and megan put together........

:hothead: :hothead: :hothead:

Fix
Or
Repair
Daily:D

Trojan-man 07-05-2007 12:35 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2188064)
Fix
Or
Repair
Daily:D

as Boston would say , " They circled da problaam"

txlefty 07-05-2007 12:39 PM

This sure doesn't seem like Thursday!:snide: I just need to go home a recouperate!:drool:

Trojan-man 07-05-2007 12:53 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2188022)
Oh by the way...I found some Ann Klien shoes, Skanktuary throwable, couple pair of sun glasses, pair of sandles, and some birth control pills for Gina Taylor! If anyone was luck enough to take home Ms. Taylor, watch out! She's a few days late on the pills! :evilb::eek: :evilb:

thats funny, I was wondering where the skantuary throwable went???? I was looking at that last night......

My Houthboat !!!!

I do not detherve thith !!!

Rcolter 07-05-2007 01:01 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2188007)
Yea, speaking of petty theft, I believe there are some womens shorts missing from the houfth boat. If we could keep an eye out for them she would be very appreciative. :evilb:

Yah I would like to have those back. They match the stripe on my boat damnit. I NEED TO HAVE THOSE BACK BEFORE JULY 13. They will be needed for the poker run.

jeff1000man 07-05-2007 01:04 PM

I am awake now and have way to much work to do. I need an assistant.

I have a really bad hang over and I think one of my trucks is still at Pappas.

You guys missed the honeymooners episode between wednessday and shreck last night.

Very entertaining.

I need to stop partying so much. :drool:

There sure were some hot chicks out last night.

Very nice.

tomtbone1993 07-05-2007 01:32 PM

Hello boys.............I would like to point out a Trojan-Man sighting in his own boat last night. very cool.


Also Big Andy went to bed sober last night, I really don't understand that one.

8 days until the poker run, I can not wait........

Trojan-man 07-05-2007 01:33 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2188094)
I am awake now and have way to much work to do. I need an assistant.

I have a really bad hang over and I think one of my trucks is still at Pappas.

You guys missed the honeymooners episode between wednessday and shreck last night.

Very entertaining.

I need to stop partying so much. :drool:

There sure were some hot chicks out last night.

Very nice.

What happened??? Did shrek do the shrek dance for someone else ??????

txlefty 07-05-2007 01:36 PM

No Shrek dance sightings last night! :evilb:

Trojan-man 07-05-2007 01:36 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2188117)
Hello boys.............I would like to point out a Trojan-Man sighting in his own boat last night. very cool.


Also Big Andy went to bed sober last night, I really don't understand that one.

8 days until the poker run, I can not wait........

Yes sir !! And that A/C was blowin at 69 degrees out in the lake last night....nice, real nice.....:bunny: :bunny: :bunny:


Where was joew last night? I thought he was comin out ?? Did corporate entertainment last into the night ?? :evilb: :evilb:

Trojan-man 07-05-2007 01:38 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2188123)
No Shrek dance sightings last night! :evilb:

what did you do last night ??? Why was it the honeymooners? did you ask the librarian "so are we gonna fu(k or what" again?????? Remember, tell the truth, because she is going to read this later......on your computer..... :evilb:

tomtbone1993 07-05-2007 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2187914)
Her name is Reese and she is almost 7 weeks old.



She is my new wing man:D :D


Very cool, we picked her up last week, 6 weeks old her name is Lucy

jeff1000man 07-05-2007 01:52 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2188127)
what did you do last night ??? Why was it the honeymooners? did you ask the librarian "so are we gonna fu(k or what" again?????? Remember, tell the truth, because she is going to read this later......on your computer..... :evilb:


The librarian wasn't even there.

Where were you guys hanging last night. I didn't see ya'll at pappas. Or was I to drunk to remember?

bigandy 07-05-2007 02:11 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2188132)
6 weeks old her name is Lucy

"but they all call her loose"

it was that dam alcohol absorbing pizza, all six of them dirty slices.... but dont you worry i am not falling for that again...


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