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tomtbone1993 07-05-2007 02:16 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2188157)
"but they all call her loose"

it was that dam alcohol absorbing pizza, all six of them dirty slices.... but dont you worry i am not falling for that again...

Thanks, for letting us drink all your beer, then leaving our cans everywhere:):)

spk1 07-05-2007 02:23 PM

When he said you can leave ur "cans" on the skank,,, I dont think he ment beer cans. :rolleyes: :evilb:

BY U BOY 07-05-2007 02:27 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2188161)
Thanks, for letting us drink all your beer, then leaving our cans everywhere:):)

Tom you should recycle the cans for gas money:evilb: :evilb:

boatman22 07-05-2007 02:33 PM

tbone .....here is the perfect phone for you:

http://www.casiogzone.com/

Can stay underwater for 30mins at 1 meter...:bunny:

spk1 07-05-2007 02:33 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2188094)
I am awake now and have way to much work to do. I need an assistant.

I have a really bad hang over and I think one of my trucks is still at Pappas.

You guys missed the honeymooners episode between wednessday and shreck last night.

Very entertaining.

I need to stop partying so much. :drool:

There sure were some hot chicks out last night.

Very nice.

Dont let them fool you,,, I hear Wednesday has a key to the hummer, a key to the crap shoot, and a check book,,There was an extra tooth brush in the condo,and I am almost sure the bmw lefty just bought is an early engagement present. :evilb: :cool:

txlefty 07-05-2007 02:40 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2188177)
Dont let them fool you,,, I hear Wednesday has a key to the hummer, a key to the crap shoot, and a check book,,There was an extra tooth brush in the condo,and I am almost sure the bmw lefty just bought is an early engagement present. :evilb: :cool:

I don't know where you been hearing things but someone's got their stories all jacked up! :cool: :snide:

jeff1000man 07-05-2007 02:42 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2188177)
Dont let them fool you,,, I hear Wednesday has a key to the hummer, a key to the crap shoot, and a check book,,There was an extra tooth brush in the condo,and I am almost sure the bmw lefty just bought is an early engagement present. :evilb: :cool:


When did he buy a BMW

spk1 07-05-2007 02:44 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2188185)
When did he buy a BMW

Shhhhhh!, dont ruin the suprize,,, wednesday doesnt know about it yet. :cool:

jeff1000man 07-05-2007 02:47 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2188190)
Shhhhhh!, dont ruin the suprize,,, wednesday doesnt know about it yet. :cool:

She told me that she is not reading OSO anymore. ??

spk1 07-05-2007 02:50 PM

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Dont piss wednesday off. :evilb:

spk1 07-05-2007 02:53 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2188142)
The librarian wasn't even there.

Where were you guys hanging last night. I didn't see ya'll at pappas. Or was I to drunk to remember?

Check ur cell phone, :rolleyes:

jeff1000man 07-05-2007 03:10 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2188205)
Check ur cell phone, :rolleyes:

I saw you called, but they no mesges

wstultz 07-05-2007 03:38 PM

Is everybody working today?

spk1 07-05-2007 03:40 PM

I know I am :(

spk1 07-05-2007 03:42 PM

It sucks that we cant just get some one else to come into work and chat on oso for us, :evilb:

Trojan-man 07-05-2007 03:56 PM

joew takes it in the can....:eek:

Trojan-man 07-05-2007 03:57 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2188183)
I don't know where you been hearing things but someone's got their stories all jacked up! :cool: :snide:

ok lefty, straighten the story out for us......:D

txlefty 07-05-2007 04:20 PM

It is stormin' it's azz of here! There goes another week for construction! :mad:

The only thing that happened at papas is that Perry wouldn't let Wedesday come into Papas cause she's 20. And we were all on John Staley's boat with no way for anyone to leave. She was just upset that she didn't have a way home and that she sat on the boat by herself for 2 hours while everyone else was getting hammered! I really don't see the problem there! :evilb: You'd think she'd taken one for the team! :rolleyes:

jeff1000man 07-05-2007 04:54 PM

Shortblock number 5 will be ready tomorrow afternoon. :D

It is time for engine building marathon again. I have to go out of town for work again also. anyone want to volunteer to go for me.

jeff1000man 07-05-2007 09:37 PM

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John will not be happy. :mad: :evilb: :eek:

tomtbone1993 07-05-2007 10:13 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2188527)
John will not be happy. :mad: :evilb: :eek:

is the back of the seat broken in that boat too?

joew. 07-05-2007 11:43 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2188554)
is the back of the seat broken in that boat too?

Hey maybe you should by that and redo/make a profit. I know you did so well on the Sea Ray:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

joew. 07-05-2007 11:46 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2188251)
joew takes it in the can....:eek:

Hey, it's not my fault you like dudes. It is genetic, everyone will still like you:rolleyes: So go ahead and come out of the closet and let everyone know how much you love the CO(K:evilb: :evilb:

Trojan-man 07-06-2007 01:00 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2188601)
Hey, it's not my fault you like dudes. It is genetic, everyone will still like you:rolleyes: So go ahead and come out of the closet and let everyone know how much you love the CO(K:evilb: :evilb:

How's your generator runnin... cum dumpster ????? :evilb: :evilb:

joew. 07-06-2007 11:23 AM

[QUOTE=Trojan-man;2188635]How's your generator runnin... cum dumpster ?????QUOTE]

Good, thanks for asking. Did it get rough the other night when you had the boat out? I know there were some OTHER small boats out there that really took a beating.:cool: Not saying that your boat is small or anything like that.:rolleyes: Hey, atleast yours is faster, wait no no it's not. It is newer, damit it's not that eathier. Atleast you have your a/c:D So you got that goin for ya:D

txlefty 07-06-2007 11:23 AM

Hey Tom,

Can you find out where ya'll order your TOPPS window stickers from? I'd like to get some made before the poker run next week. Some one told me the company name but I can't remember????? If anyone else needs some, just let me know and I'll be more than happy to order them.

joew. 07-06-2007 11:26 AM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2189008)
Hey Tom,

Can you find out where ya'll order your TOPPS window stickers from? I'd like to get some made before the poker run next week. Some one told me the company name but I can't remember????? If anyone else needs some, just let me know and I'll be more than happy to order them.

Are you putting stickers on the creight back to Huber transmissions? Because that would look pretty cool.:rolleyes:

Trojan-man 07-06-2007 11:27 AM

[QUOTE=joew.;2189007]

Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2188635)
How's your generator runnin... cum dumpster ?????QUOTE]

Good, thanks for asking. Did it get rough the other night when you had the boat out? I know there were some OTHER small boats out there that really took a beating. Not saying that your boat is small or anything like that.:rolleyes: Hey, atleast yours is faster, wait no no it's not. It is newer, damit it's not that eathier. Atleast you have your a/c So you got that goin for ya

I will take my a/c over size and speed any day :D :drink: So, can I sponsor a ride on the islander under Stultz Enterprises, Inc. ?? We can make it a corporate entertainment ride...:evilb: :evilb:

joew. 07-06-2007 11:30 AM

[QUOTE=Trojan-man;2189014]

Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2189007)

I will take my a/c over size and speed any day :D :drink: So, can I sponsor a ride on the islander under Stultz Enterprises, Inc. ?? We can make it a corporate entertainment ride...:evilb: :evilb:

Everyone else can bust my balls on that except you. If I remember correctly your dad had the trojan out while I had the Islander at Lefty's.:eek:










































bip

boatman22 07-06-2007 11:50 AM

Where can I get some TOPPS Conroe t-shirts?

Trojan-man 07-06-2007 12:12 PM

[QUOTE=joew.;2189019]

Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2189014)

Everyone else can bust my balls on that except you. If I remember correctly your dad had the trojan out while I had the Islander at Lefty's.:eek:

Not a bip,

I walked to the trojan after partying and continued the party. My dad is never aloud to bring people on the boat again. Some little kid took a huge **** and overflowed the ****ter, didn't tell anyone and covered it with paper towels........I had to empty the ****ter at 3 in the morning when I was so drunk I couldn't even see my hand in front of my face. Thank god I only threw up once while scraping the caked **** out of the bowl. :drool: :drool: :drool:

Trojan-man 07-06-2007 12:13 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2189042)
Where can I get some TOPPS Conroe t-shirts?

www.toppscorporaterides.com

:evilb: :evilb:

ok last time, i promise

joew. 07-06-2007 12:18 PM

[QUOTE=Trojan-man;2189063]

Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2189019)

Not a bip,

I walked to the trojan after partying and continued the party. My dad is never aloud to bring people on the boat again. Some little kid took a huge **** and overflowed the ****ter, didn't tell anyone and covered it with paper towels........I had to empty the ****ter at 3 in the morning when I was so drunk I couldn't even see my hand in front of my face. Thank god I only threw up once while scraping the caked **** out of the bowl.:drool:

That f-ing sucks. No schit's in the boat. That is a rule. That should be stated and repeated before stepping aboard. Atleast you cleaned it up in the 69 degree a/c. It would have been real bad to pick up the steamer in the 95 degreee heat the next day:drool: :drool:

joew. 07-06-2007 12:23 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2189066)
www.toppscorporaterides.com

:evilb: :evilb:

ok last time, i promise

www.icleandup****allnight.com or

www.ihavetheonly1982boatwithlessthen100hours.org

tomtbone1993 07-06-2007 01:12 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2189042)
Where can I get some TOPPS Conroe t-shirts?

We will have those for sale on Friday along with the liminted edition Shrek / club 105 T-shirts

Trojan-man 07-06-2007 01:26 PM

c0ck sucoshowghwh maasljfslf fuclsjjljfasin rain !!!!!!!!!!

:hothead: :hothead: :hothead: :hothead:

tomtbone1993 07-06-2007 01:27 PM

I headin down too Hood's shop know to get my blades cleaned up. You boys play nice.

BTW
Lefty, Jeff1000woman, an AristoCat you have a long week in front of you. Get after it:)

Let me know if I can help with anything, I still won't help you but, it will make me feel warm and fuzzy inside:)

tomtbone1993 07-06-2007 01:29 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2188598)
Hey maybe you should by that and redo/make a profit. I know you did so well on the Sea Ray:rolleyes: s:

I was thinking of having Kelly's dad buy it for me, then I could have him make plans for me on major drinking holidays:):)

joew. 07-06-2007 01:47 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2189139)
I was thinking of having Kelly's dad buy it for me, then I could have him make plans for me on major drinking holidays:):)

Would you convert it to a 2 stroke like the fountain??????:eek: :evilb: :rolleyes:

Trojan-man 07-06-2007 02:04 PM

joew is on a warpath today !!!! nothin all week, and then BAM captain chit talker today :D :drink:


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