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spk1 05-02-2007 03:13 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2114105)
Kelly asked me if I wanted her single nursing friends to start comming by club 105.....

By "Single",, Do you mean;

1) Engaged
2) Married with no Kids
3) In an exclusive relationship for the past 3 months

Just wondering :rolleyes:

tomtbone1993 05-02-2007 03:13 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2114110)
If everything is running?? We can just have club Diamondhead.

sure when you purchase furniture:D

tomtbone1993 05-02-2007 03:16 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2114111)
By "Single",, Do you mean;

1) Engaged
2) Married with no Kids
3) In an exclusive relationship for the past 3 months

Just wondering :rolleyes:

I know I F uped on Sunday .....I did not know she had a boyfriend nor did I know he was comming:( .....what other monkey in this group has brought women for you to the table??:D

jeff1000man 05-02-2007 03:17 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2114114)
sure when you purchase furniture:D


We can sit in the boats.:eek:

spk1 05-02-2007 03:17 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2114109)
Wade you would actually have a chance since you are the only one without a gut:(

Yea,, I was working on that whole 6min abs thing untill I started hanging out with the "if it dont run, drink" club. :evilb:

jeff1000man 05-02-2007 03:18 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2114119)
I know I F uped on Sunday .....I did not know she had a boyfriend nor did I know he was comming:( .....what other monkey in this group has brought women for you to the table??:D


:eek:

spk1 05-02-2007 03:19 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2114119)
I know I F uped on Sunday .....I did not know she had a boyfriend nor did I know he was comming:( .....what other monkey in this group has brought women for you to the table??:D

True,, I have to give you that, Id rather have a shot at her with a boyfriend,, than some of the other women I have been set up with. :cool:

wstultz 05-02-2007 03:31 PM

Hey, give me time. The gutt is growing exponetially at the rate i'm going right now. I'll be there in a few months.

BY U BOY 05-02-2007 03:31 PM

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BY U BOY 05-02-2007 03:34 PM

Phuckin scumbag drivers that dont come looking for you or leave a note.

tomtbone1993 05-02-2007 03:37 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2114143)
Hey, give me time. The gutt is growing exponetially at the rate i'm going right now. I'll be there in a few months.

you will not....i heard Betty gave you a tape worm.....

wstultz 05-02-2007 03:43 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2114152)
you will not....i heard Betty gave you a tape worm.....

just curious i spoke with Trojan-Man last night. at what point can we dscuss Ruth's new man?:D

All further questions will be deferd directly to Ruth.

tomtbone1993 05-02-2007 03:45 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2114157)
All further questions will be deferd directly to Ruth.

you still have a tape worm you skinny bastard:evilb:

txlefty 05-02-2007 03:46 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2114105)
Kelly asked me if I wanted her single nursing friends to start comming by club 105.....

There are some hotties that work up there...a buddies wife, Heather works with Kelly. :rolleyes:

txlefty 05-02-2007 03:48 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2114159)
you still have a tape worm you skinny bastard:evilb:

Hell, I wish I had a tape worm! :evilb:

spk1 05-02-2007 04:02 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2114164)
Hell, I wish I had a tape worm! :evilb:

The puppies may have some. :drink:

tomtbone1993 05-02-2007 04:09 PM

sick bastard

BY U BOY 05-02-2007 04:15 PM

What Time Are We Leaving?

tomtbone1993 05-02-2007 04:19 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2114214)
What Time Are We Leaving?

i am shootin for tomorrow around 3:00 from downtown:cool:

BY U BOY 05-02-2007 04:20 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2114225)
i am shootin for tomorrow around 3:00 from downtown:cool:

CALL ME WHEN YOU KNOW FOR SURE.
985-788-4003

BY U BOY 05-02-2007 04:22 PM

IM OUT GOTTA GO FILE A HIT AND RUN:mad:

tomtbone1993 05-02-2007 04:24 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2114227)
CALL ME WHEN YOU KNOW FOR SURE.
985-788-4003

everyone save this number for drunk callin:evilb:

wstultz 05-02-2007 04:47 PM

I just call my tape worm when i'm drunk.:drink:

bigandy 05-02-2007 05:13 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2114018)
Humm??? A 38' pig boat that does 80mph with 600hp a side. Interesting. :rolleyes:

Jeff which part are you confused by......

why a 38 scarab with turbines is still a 59 mph boat or is it why 580 cubic inch big blocks only make the same horsepower as a stock mercruiser 454 or is it why does your engine hatch weigh more than most peoples entire engines???????

BTW, did you just call someone elses boat a PIG? they measure your boats in tons of displacement (6 tons to be exact) a 38 fountain weighs less than 8000lbs. i never seen anyone that knows so much not know sh!t.

Hey call me when you get your boat in the water i want to go on a ride!!! thanks bud, holler at me later!

spk1 05-02-2007 05:14 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2114272)
I just call my tape worm when i'm drunk.:drink:

Errrrr.... Thats Not the Tape Worm We are referring to wade. :rolleyes:

txlefty 05-02-2007 05:26 PM

See ya'll at club 105......gettin ready to polish 'em up! Get ready boys this time tomorrow we'll be east bound I-10 ! Lousiana, get ready cause Katrina ain't got $hit on this hurricane from Houston that's about to hit ! :evilb: :D :drool:

Trojan-man 05-02-2007 11:27 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2114305)
Jeff which part are you confused by......

why a 38 scarab with turbines is still a 59 mph boat or is it why 580 cubic inch big blocks only make the same horsepower as a stock mercruiser 454 or is it why does your engine hatch weigh more than most peoples entire engines???????

BTW, did you just call someone elses boat a PIG? they measure your boats in tons of displacement (6 tons to be exact) a 38 fountain weighs less than 8000lbs. i never seen anyone that knows so much not know sh!t.

Hey call me when you get your boat in the water i want to go on a ride!!! thanks bud, holler at me later!

eeewww, thats gonna leave a mark..... :evilb:

Trojan-man 05-02-2007 11:28 PM


Originally Posted by shake-n-bake (Post 2113960)
I was hoping that you were not at WOT with the trips. I do have to say that the Fountain has a mush better ride than the CIG. Good luck this weekend on the run.

you take that back mister :mad: :mad: :mad:

Trojan-man 05-02-2007 11:31 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2114098)
Poor trojan-man he is going to be all alone this weekend.... No girlfriend, no friends, no dog w/ peanut butter. Maybe he would like one of those puppies spk1. :p

sheeeit, its gonna be shootin fish in a barrel this weekend. I just have to find out where all of ya'lls ole ladies are going, line it up, line it up !!!!!! :D :drink: :bunny:

Trojan-man 05-02-2007 11:37 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2113667)
ATTETION everyone except Trojan-Man

items you will need this weekend

1) Beer please purchase 1 case per 1 bottled water

2) Bug spray that's right we will be in the swamps

3) Sun block to protect your golden texas tan

4) Cash...I don't recall if Charlies or Prop Stop took credit cards

5) Cameras...the B.S. thread needs some new material

6) The attire is T-shirts and shorts....


I do wish ya'll a pleasant journey with beautiful weather, good things, good things.....:mad:

ps. my shoulder is sore so I wouldn't be much help anyway, you need "in shape" guys to oar 200 miles :drink: :evilb: :D

spk1 05-02-2007 11:40 PM

Its cool,, I grabbed a trolling motor off the bass boat. :D

BY U BOY 05-03-2007 08:50 AM

Yee ha! How hard is it being at work right now. I am so ready to get on the road.:drink:

bigandy 05-03-2007 09:17 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2114873)
sheeeit, its gonna be shootin fish in a barrel this weekend. I just have to find out where all of ya'lls ole ladies are going, line it up, line it up !!!!!! :D :drink: :bunny:

go to papas. the trojan will be that fastest boat left on lake conroe this weekend.........

It will be like deer season in the spring.....

NO other hard d!cks around and no one to cock block you other than your own personality!!!!!

spk1 05-03-2007 10:42 AM

All trips to home depot and bed bath and beyond this weekend are cancelled,,..................Theres not enough time.



:evilb:

txlefty 05-03-2007 10:50 AM

We haven't even gone yet and I'm already exhausted! :drool: Gettin ready for this sumbiatch has worn me OUT! It's all down hill from here boys! Put the women and children to bed cause the boys are goin' huntin'! :evilb: Hope everybody has a great weekend and everyone's chit works well!






AND REMEMBER!!!!!! WHAT EVER HAPPENS IN HAMMOND.......STAYS IN HAMMOND!!!!!

tomtbone1993 05-03-2007 10:55 AM

HOT OFF THE WIRE......

ATTENTION ALL CLUB 105 members

AP: confirms a last and final try to get Scary Mary poker run ready will go down with in the next hour. It appears some phone calls were made. Problems were figured out. We shall all sit and wait for the outcome.....

spk1 05-03-2007 10:59 AM

What was last nights report on scary mary?

txlefty 05-03-2007 11:04 AM

I hope he can GITT'ER DONE! If not tow that sumbiatch down there with a for sale sign on her! Tom did you get hose made yet?

txlefty 05-03-2007 11:05 AM

I feel like BARRY BONDS......3000 biatches!

tomtbone1993 05-03-2007 11:08 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2115282)
What was last nights report on scary mary?

runnin like chit....tranmission's out of adjustment. he through in the towel last night:(




Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2115286)
I hope he can GITT'ER DONE! If not tow that sumbiatch down there with a for sale sign on her! Tom did you get hose made yet?


yes jeff has it.......:cool:


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