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Rcolter 08-22-2007 07:37 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2244447)
BTW Colter....please let me know when you get over Kimber so I can hook you up with Jackie......:):)

Who is Jackie?

Oh and on the Kimber deal you should check out

Atleastmygirlwillgetonaboat.com

Iamgettingmarriedandgettingcoldfeet.com

jeff1000man 08-22-2007 07:56 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2244578)
Here Jeff, since you're looking at goofy cats here is the best deal out there for the equipment that's on it.

http://adcache.boattraderonline.com/6/2/6/81323626.htm

Apache cats were originally designed by the master, Don Aronow, and they perform well in the rough even though the cockpits are moved forward. Plus, this one has arnesons which is nice.

Are you kidding me? 4000hp. Yeah I should defiantely be looking at that one too.

Good find.

TopSpin80 08-22-2007 08:01 PM

that is Tyson's boat... those turbo motors and 2 speed transmissions have A LOT of research that has gone into them and the rooster tail is awesome. He is on the board as bigyellowcat

Ernie

TopSpin80 08-22-2007 08:02 PM

and I don't think aronow designed the apache cat.. I think it is a michael peters design...

wstultz 08-22-2007 08:04 PM

I'm not sure it was the apache cat he designed but back in the day he designed a cat that looked very similar. There are a lot of picture of him fine tuning the models of the hull.

BTW, I'm not refering to the USA 39, although, that was an awesome cat also.

wstultz 08-22-2007 08:09 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2244609)
Are you kidding me? 4000hp. Yeah I should defiantely be looking at that one too.

Good find.

That's the cat I've been telling you about for the last two months.

tomtbone1993 08-22-2007 08:52 PM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2244582)
Who is Jackie?

Oh and on the Kimber deal you should check out

Are you and Kimber back together this week??? I can't keep up.....Jackie is nobody I wouldn't worry about it:cool-smiley-011: :cool-smiley-011:

tomtbone1993 08-22-2007 09:07 PM

http://www.break.com/index/jewish-gi...r-parents.html

TopSpin80 08-22-2007 09:17 PM

don aronow worked on the halter marine cat ... and the 24' aronow hull.. for sale in classifieds here. you guys should watch cats conquer offshore T2x aka rich lhurs and darren put it together it is a pretty good dvd

Ernie

Trojan-man 08-23-2007 01:24 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2244678)
Are you and Kimber back together this week??? I can't keep up.....Jackie is nobody I wouldn't worry about it:cool-smiley-011: :cool-smiley-011:

Jackie is not trying to hang out with us.......she is an "inner looper" :party-smiley-020:

Trojan-man 08-23-2007 01:28 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2244447)
BTW Colter....please let me know when you get over Kimber so I can hook you up with Jackie......:):)

I think Kimber and Kacey call each other every day and plan how they are going to jack with colter and I's heads all day.......:greenchainsaw: :greenchainsaw:

On Time 08-23-2007 10:28 AM

So what's the deal with all the land and water cops up around Lake Conroe? I see 8-10 cops somewhere, somehow every time I go up there.

joew. 08-23-2007 10:29 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2244872)
I think Kimber and Kacey call each other every day and plan how they are going to jack with colter and I's heads all day.......:greenchainsaw: :greenchainsaw:

Hey trojan, I just wanted to let you know I ran the a/c and genset for seven hours yesterday and then shut it off...... Let me know if you need to cool off on the Mainship Saturday night!!!!!:party-smiley-048: :party-smiley-048:




















It will break again on Saturday:angry-smiley-055:

jeff1000man 08-23-2007 10:42 AM


Originally Posted by Beak42 (Post 2245210)
So what's the deal with all the land and water cops up around Lake Conroe? I see 8-10 cops somewhere, somehow every time I go up there.

Rumor has it that they are getting paid somewhere around quadruple overtime from MADD just to work. They subsidise their pay checks to encourage them to work and increas the chances of catching a BUI or DUI.

Just have to drive around on cruise control for a while.:angry-smiley-055:

jeff1000man 08-23-2007 10:50 AM

For Buyugirl





A young guy from Minnesota moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job.

The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?"



The kid says, "Yeah. I was a salesman back in Minnesota."

Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job. "You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did."

His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it.



After the store was locked up, the boss came down. "How many customers bought something from you today?"

The kid says, "One."

The boss says, "Just one? Our sales people average 20 to 30 customers a day. How much was the sale for?"



The kid says "$101,237.65."

The boss says "$101,237.65? What the heck did you sell?"



The kid says, "First, I sold him a small fishhook. Then I sold him a medium fishhook. Then I sold him a larger fishhook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4x4 Expedition."



The boss said, "A guy came in here to buy a fishhook, and you sold him a BOAT AND A TRUCK???!!!"



The kid said, "No, the guy came in here to buy Tampons for his wife, and I said, 'Dude, your weekend's shot, you should go fishing........"



:cheer: :ernaehrung004: ;)

BY U BOY 08-23-2007 10:58 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2245248)
For Buyugirl





A young guy from Minnesota moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job.

The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?"



The kid says, "Yeah. I was a salesman back in Minnesota."

Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job. "You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did."

His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it.



After the store was locked up, the boss came down. "How many customers bought something from you today?"

The kid says, "One."

The boss says, "Just one? Our sales people average 20 to 30 customers a day. How much was the sale for?"



The kid says "$101,237.65."

The boss says "$101,237.65? What the heck did you sell?"



The kid says, "First, I sold him a small fishhook. Then I sold him a medium fishhook. Then I sold him a larger fishhook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4x4 Expedition."



The boss said, "A guy came in here to buy a fishhook, and you sold him a BOAT AND A TRUCK???!!!"



The kid said, "No, the guy came in here to buy Tampons for his wife, and I said, 'Dude, your weekend's shot, you should go fishing........"



:cheer: :ernaehrung004: ;)

Thats pretty funny. My week is shot should i buy a boat:D

BY U BOY 08-23-2007 10:59 AM

Jeff im seeing a lot of threads about boats and financing. Did you find a boat yet?

BY U BOY 08-23-2007 11:00 AM


Originally Posted by Beak42 (Post 2245210)
So what's the deal with all the land and water cops up around Lake Conroe? I see 8-10 cops somewhere, somehow every time I go up there.

come down to clearlake.

jeff1000man 08-23-2007 11:21 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2245268)
Jeff im seeing a lot of threads about boats and financing. Did you find a boat yet?

Couple. One deal is close, but I have to swap engines in the Scarab before they will trade.

Trying to get a few things settled down here first. Want to make a roadtrip to TN for a test drive?

On Time 08-23-2007 12:09 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2245268)
Jeff im seeing a lot of threads about boats and financing. Did you find a boat yet?

Hey Bayou:

http://www.yachtworld.com/core/listi...canyachtsales&

BY U BOY 08-23-2007 12:10 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2245311)
Couple. One deal is close, but I have to swap engines in the Scarab before they will trade.

Trying to get a few things settled down here first. Want to make a roadtrip to TN for a test drive?

When are you going.

BY U BOY 08-23-2007 12:16 PM


Originally Posted by Beak42 (Post 2245372)

Good find.

Trojan-man 08-23-2007 12:24 PM


Originally Posted by Beak42 (Post 2245210)
So what's the deal with all the land and water cops up around Lake Conroe? I see 8-10 cops somewhere, somehow every time I go up there.

it is getting totally out of control......it is borderline harrassment !! We should all start going back up to our wakeboard cove on the northside, their eggbeaters won't make it that far.......

jeff1000man 08-23-2007 12:24 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2245378)
When are you going.

Soon I hope. Depends on how things work out?

jeff1000man 08-23-2007 12:25 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2245399)
it is getting totally out of control......it is borderline harrassment !! We should all start going back up to our wakeboard cove on the northside, their eggbeaters won't make it that far.......

I am not sure why we ever quit going up there?

If the idiots would watch where they were going no one would hit anything.

Trojan-man 08-23-2007 12:27 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2245213)
Hey trojan, I just wanted to let you know I ran the a/c and genset for seven hours yesterday and then shut it off...... Let me know if you need to cool off on the Mainship Saturday night!!!!!:party-smiley-048: :party-smiley-048:



It will break again on Saturday:angry-smiley-055:


congrats !!!! I hold no ill will, I am glad that somebody's chit works right !! I am praying that the new set of points will be the finishing touch on mine, the only thing I haven't replaced is the paint. :angry-smiley-044: :angry-smiley-044:

Whats the dilly saturday, I am supposed to go up to livingston for a party at a friend's lakehouse, but I am having second thoughts.....

jeff1000man 08-23-2007 12:36 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2245407)
congrats !!!! I hold no ill will, I am glad that somebody's chit works right !! I am praying that the new set of points will be the finishing touch on mine, the only thing I haven't replaced is the paint. :angry-smiley-044: :angry-smiley-044:

Whats the dilly saturday, I am supposed to go up to livingston for a party at a friend's lakehouse, but I am having second thoughts.....

You go up there for the dirty dirty's. We are rafting up for the concert saturday night. :party-smiley-020: :ernaehrung004:

On Time 08-23-2007 12:36 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2245403)
I am not sure why we ever quit going up there?

If the idiots would watch where they were going no one would hit anything.

I heard a lot of stumps were cut when the water was low. Is that true?

BY U BOY 08-23-2007 12:38 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2245419)
You go up there for the dirty dirty's. We are rafting up for the concert saturday night. :party-smiley-020: :ernaehrung004:

WHAT CONCERT?

tomtbone1993 08-23-2007 01:00 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2245429)
WHAT CONCERT?

Roger Creager

BY U BOY 08-23-2007 01:10 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2245463)
Roger Creager

What time and where are yall rafting up?

tomtbone1993 08-23-2007 01:14 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2245470)
What time and where are yall rafting up?

I don't know what time the monkies are starting. We will be rafting off outside of Papas. You and your girl can crash at my crib if you like.

BY U BOY 08-23-2007 01:17 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2245476)
I don't know what time the monkies are starting. We will be rafting off outside of Papas. You and your girl can crash at my crib if you like.

Ok, we may do that but we have the dog maybe we can get her mom to watch her. I plan on taking the boat out in the morning if i feel better. If we come up is cool to leave the boat in the water at your place?

tomtbone1993 08-23-2007 01:22 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2245480)
Ok, we may do that but we have the dog maybe we can get her mom to watch her. I plan on taking the boat out in the morning if i feel better. If we come up is cool to leave the boat in the water at your place?

boat is cool, Lab puppy is not......I have enough problems with our current puppy:cool-smiley-011:

txlefty 08-23-2007 01:31 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2245403)
I am not sure why we ever quit going up there?

If the idiots would watch where they were going no one would hit anything.

We can start going back to Lochness !!!! Wednesday's family owns the place, watch the coons eat off the bar and we can party with the Parkers :party-smiley-048: :party-smiley-048: :ernaehrung004:

BY U BOY 08-23-2007 01:36 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2245488)
boat is cool, Lab puppy is not......I have enough problems with our current puppy:cool-smiley-011:

cool i ll see if i can get someone to watch the dog.

BY U BOY 08-23-2007 01:37 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2245488)
boat is cool, Lab puppy is not......I have enough problems with our current puppy:cool-smiley-011:

ah the ankle biter is giving you hell:angry-smiley-044:

boatman22 08-23-2007 01:59 PM

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boatman22 08-23-2007 01:59 PM

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wstultz 08-23-2007 02:00 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2245513)
cool i ll see if i can get someone to watch the dog.


You can bring the lab over to the barn to play with Black Betty. They can babysit each other.


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