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12315 Browning Drive in walden. 2361 sq.ft. 3 beds, 2 baths, 2 car garage. south exposure, covered rear patio, no boat slip, just bulkheaded boat dock. $350k. OSO discount $5k :D, completion in 1 month. not in mls yet, will go fast when listed.

I give tom 5 minutes before he draws a dick on the house and reposts it......:ernaehrung004:

I have been busy pushin Rovers......:cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-027:That hosue would look great with a Rover in the drive way:cool:

Trojan-man

10-03-2007 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2293941)

I have been busy pushin Rovers......:cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-027:That hosue would look great with a Rover in the drive way:cool:

I am sure we can work out a package deal. house and rover, new price 500k :cool-smiley-027:

tomtbone1993

10-03-2007 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Always Late (Post 2293792)

Is the L.A. trip a bachlor party or a party trip.

It is my Bachelor party...........But you are more than welcome to come and bring a spouse. It will be a great time....more people the better:cool:

tomtbone1993

10-03-2007 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2293944)

I am sure we can work out a package deal. house and rover, new price 500k :cool-smiley-027:

House, Rover, slightly pre-owned triple 42 Fountain 1000000.00 OSO discount 475,000 525K takes it:cool::cool:

jeff1000man

10-03-2007 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2293944)

I am sure we can work out a package deal. house and rover, new price 500k :cool-smiley-027:

You could over appraise the house and buy him a rover to go with it and just call it a swimming pool on the books :D

Can't you crooked old builders get away with that anymore?

tomtbone1993

10-03-2007 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2293933)

Just stop whipin me.

nice job on the 11K post:cool:

jeff1000man

10-03-2007 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2293957)

nice job on the 11K post:cool:

Didn't even catch it. Now I have 10k and 11k.

I was just making a Massza joke.

jeff1000man

10-03-2007 03:12 PM

TX Lefty hasn't shown up yet today. Wonder what is keeping him.

Tbone, good job on driving the Crap Shoot tug boat and rescue service this morning.

bigandy

10-03-2007 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2293925)

you have got 5 minutes to remove that or you are fu(ked, gloves comin off....and I mean bidness.

its been gone... big cry baby

bigandy

10-03-2007 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2293946)

It is my Bachelor party...........But you are more than welcome to come and bring a spouse. It will be a great time....more people the better:cool:

i think you should take that back MR... cause if one spouse goes lots of them will want to and that is NO BUENO!! i dont care if it is your party....

tomtbone1993

10-03-2007 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2293969)

i think you should take that back MR... cause if one spouse goes lots of them will want to and that is NO BUENO!! i dont care if it is your party....

it would really be nice for some one who has done the trip before to go with us....or should I say lead us...:cool::cool:

BTW add Blackwood's 55 ft Post to the list of boats going:):)

bigandy

10-03-2007 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2293941)

I have been busy pushin Rovers......:cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-027:That hosue would look great with a Rover in the drive way:cool:

"hosue" is that what a japanese person says before he gets in a karate fight!?!?!?!?

joew.

10-03-2007 03:19 PM

Why does everybody gotta dog on the water colors. She was a good boat and I put over a hundred hours on her in one summer (more then all of you yahoos combined) and still made five g's.

The Hydro sport was after the water colors.

Hours on the lake behind the wheel.

Jeff: 7, and seven quarts per use
Chad: 6.5, same as his genset that never runs
Wade: 0, Except when he is in the garage makin vroom vroom sounds.
Spk1: never owned a boat
Tbone: 18, record year!!!!!
Andy: 12, 4 of which he was asleep
Lefty: 14, but 7000 hours at papas

:ernaehrung004:

bigandy

10-03-2007 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2293977)

it would really be nice for some one who has done the trip before to go with us....or should I say lead us...:cool::cool:

BTW we need to add Blackwood's 55 ft Post to the list of boats going:):)

good cause i need a place to sleep since apparently non of you biatches got me a room

joew.

10-03-2007 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2293982)

good cause i need a place to sleep since apparently non of you biatches got me a room

You are not invited:violent-smiley-045:

tomtbone1993

10-03-2007 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2293982)

good cause i need a place to sleep since apparently non of you biatches got me a room

You will get charged extra just like I did last time I used Lake View's ramp..........:cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-027:

I will never forget........I want my $13.00 back that I was raped on:violent-smiley-045:

tomtbone1993

10-03-2007 03:27 PM

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Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2293981)

Islander 450 hours with men...30min. with a female on board:cool-smiley-027:

bigandy

10-03-2007 03:27 PM

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Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2293986)

You are not invited:violent-smiley-045:

Your brother called me while i was in chicago.... but i guess i could stay here and, uh, take care of the business that isnt getting takin care.... you know checking on houses and stuff. :D

bigandy

10-03-2007 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2293995)

Islander 450 hours with men...30min. with a female on board:cool-smiley-027:

condoms used: 0

puppies that look like joe: thousands

joew.

10-03-2007 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2293995)

Islander 450 hours with men...30min. with a female on board:

Yeah because your boat always has women on it:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

tomtbone1993

10-03-2007 03:32 PM

I met some guy at Papas Friday night in for the Bash, he was on OSO, I told him who I was on OSO. he got very quiet and said he thought I would be biiger with all the chit I talk...:):)

tomtbone1993

10-03-2007 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2293999)

Yeah because your boat always has women on it:::rolleyes::rolleyes:

good point.......:cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-027:

joew.

10-03-2007 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2293996)

Your brother called me while i was in chicago.... but i guess i could stay here and, uh, take care of the business that isnt getting takin care.... you know checking on houses and stuff. :D

He thought he was calling his other buddy andy and did not realize it was you until it was to late.... But as far as staying home I think you maye have a shot. She said it was really turning her on every time she turned around an you were staring at her t and a. And then when I cought you you felt the need to give me a hug...... Yeah good luck with that
:D

joew.

10-03-2007 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2294003)

good point.......:cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-027:

Lets see some pictures from one other day, oh wait?????

tomtbone1993

10-03-2007 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2294005)

Lets see some pictures from one other day, oh wait?????

:):)

jeff1000man

10-03-2007 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2294040)

:):)

Big shoes, Never quite filled. :violent-smiley-045:

wstultz

10-03-2007 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2293981)

Oh come on guy, she logged at least three hours this summer. Give me a little credit. Just because she is so fast all you see is a blur doesn't mean she wasn't out.:rolleyes:

tomtbone1993

10-03-2007 04:15 PM

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I really hope By U rides with some one.....I don't need any more pics, of me gettin smoked by a ski boat:)

jeff1000man

10-03-2007 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2294045)

Oh come on guy, she logged at least three hours this summer. Give me a little credit. Just because she is so fast all you see is a blur doesn't mean she wasn't out.:rolleyes:

You should grow a sack, refund the money, turn on the insurance, and take her to the bachelor party.

tomtbone1993

10-03-2007 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2294045)

Oh come on guy, she logged at least three hours this summer. Give me a little credit. Just because she is so fast all you see is a blur doesn't mean she wasn't out.:rolleyes:

It has been my understanding, the time starts when the engines are started, not when you hitch up the trailor....i could be wrong:):)

tomtbone1993

10-03-2007 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2294048)

You should grow a sack, refund the money, turn on the insurance, and take her to the bachelor party.

Then who is going to drive Smooth????? Wstultz is fine:):)

wstultz

10-03-2007 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2294048)

You should grow a sack, refund the money, turn on the insurance, and take her to the bachelor party.

You should just grow a sack......

On Time

10-03-2007 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2294086)

"You should just grow a sack......"

That's fu(kin awesome...never heard that before!

tomtbone1993

10-03-2007 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2294086)

You should just grow a sack......

:evilb::evilb::evilb:

Has anyone talked to Colter??? what is he going to do???

tomtbone1993

10-03-2007 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2293962)

TX Lefty hasn't shown up yet today. Wonder what is keeping him.

Tbone, good job on driving the Crap Shoot tug boat and rescue service this morning.

why does a guy with the nick name "Lefty" have 2 righty props and no lefty???

boatman22

10-03-2007 05:00 PM

Damn just read thru all this BS:violent-smiley-045: What happened to Jeff-man riding on"The Wet Spot"? What happened to the rooms for tiping lefty's guy? Go away 1 day and everything changes:hitfan:

On Time

10-03-2007 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2294106)

Damn just read thru all this BS:violent-smiley-045: What happened to Jeff-man riding on"The Wet Spot"? What happened to the rooms for tiping lefty's guy? Go away 1 day and everything changes:hitfan:

Tom are you going? Need gas money?

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