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boatman22 08-23-2007 02:00 PM

Jeff you home?

BY U BOY 08-23-2007 02:09 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2245536)
You can bring the lab over to the barn to play with Black Betty. They can babysit each other.

should i bring
jiff or peter pan:D

jeff1000man 08-23-2007 02:22 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2245535)
post 9000

Have you been sitting there all day just to post 9000? Good job. Just sat back doen at my desk.

What is up?

jeff1000man 08-23-2007 02:23 PM


Originally Posted by Beak42 (Post 2245422)
I heard a lot of stumps were cut when the water was low. Is that true?

Nope. not true. If you know where to go, it is safe. We have been going up there since we were kids.

jeff1000man 08-23-2007 02:24 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2245505)
watch the coons eat off the bar

When racoons get on the porch, Mama just swats them with a broom.

:party-smiley-020:

jeff1000man 08-23-2007 02:26 PM

Noticed this on another thread.

N****ille

what is wrong with a s h v

tomtbone1993 08-23-2007 02:32 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2245564)
Nope. not true. If you know where to go, it is safe. We have been going up there since we were kids.

It is true all the way back to Cape Malibu

tomtbone1993 08-23-2007 02:35 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2245566)
When racoons get on the porch, Mama just swats them with a broom.

:party-smiley-020:

I love the restroom in that classy joint:cool-smiley-011: :cool-smiley-011:

BY U BOY 08-23-2007 02:40 PM

how long will it take us to hit the 10k mark....

jeff1000man 08-23-2007 02:44 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2245573)
It is true all the way back to Cape Malibu

If you take a canoe. Might be a little tricky that far back in a big boat, but we have had our deck boat farther back than that.

jeff1000man 08-23-2007 02:45 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2245579)
I love the restroom in that classy joint:cool-smiley-011: :cool-smiley-011:

Tbone like hanging out in the mens room. :evilb:

tomtbone1993 08-23-2007 02:49 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2245593)
Tbone like hanging out in the mens room. :evilb:

They don't have a restroom.....you have to piss behind the bar or go into the store....

wstultz 08-23-2007 02:52 PM

Johnny, Do you ever hang around men's locker rooms?


Johnny, Do you like watching movies about gladiators?

txlefty 08-23-2007 02:52 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2245573)
It is true all the way back to Cape Malibu

I heard the same thing....I thought they got rid of a lot of stumps up there. Did they cut any from the stow away cove around lochness??? You gotta love lochness, only place where T-Bone can watch his future mother-in-law dance on the bar!!! :party-smiley-048: :party-smiley-020: :party-smiley-048: :ernaehrung004:

wstultz 08-23-2007 02:52 PM

We can hit 10000 in about 1 hour.:circle:

wstultz 08-23-2007 02:54 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2245605)
I heard the same thing....I thought they got rid of a lot of stumps up there. Did they cut any from the stow away cove around lochness??? You gotta love lochness, only place where T-Bone can watch his future mother-in-law dance on the bar!!! :party-smiley-048: :party-smiley-020: :party-smiley-048: :ernaehrung004:

I took a group of cobalts up there a couple months ago. Cut strait across to stow-a-way......no problem.

tomtbone1993 08-23-2007 02:54 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2245605)
I heard the same thing....I thought they got rid of a lot of stumps up there. Did they cut any from the stow away cove around lochness??? You gotta love lochness, only place where T-Bone can watch his future mother-in-law dance on the bar!!! :party-smiley-048: :party-smiley-020: :party-smiley-048: :ernaehrung004:

Lets not forget it was the first time you laid eyes on Wednesday......although she was only 16 at the time:cool-smiley-011:

jeff1000man 08-23-2007 02:58 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2245614)
Lets not forget it was the first time you laid eyes on Wednesday......although she was only 16 at the time:cool-smiley-011:

Lety was just waiting for the penalties to decrease before making his move, but the trap was all ready set.

Snap, Snap, as soon as the time was right, there was Lefty sniffing the bait and getting hooked.

:wuerg019:

txlefty 08-23-2007 03:00 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2245614)
Lets not forget it was the first time you laid eyes on Wednesday......although she was only 16 at the time:cool-smiley-011:

True That! Love at first sight! :evilb: And if I remember her and Suzie were both dancin' on the bar! :party-smiley-048:


Good Times!!!!!:party-smiley-020:

tomtbone1993 08-23-2007 03:10 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2245623)
True That! Love at first sight! :evilb: And if I remember her and Suzie were both dancin' on the bar! :party-smiley-048:


Good Times!!!!!:party-smiley-020:

I think Suzie showed off her new store boughts that night as well...

txlefty 08-23-2007 04:11 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2245643)
I think Suzie showed off her new store boughts that night as well...

She ain't scared!!!! She is sooo much fun to hang out with. Your luck to be getting them as in-laws.....

tomtbone1993 08-23-2007 04:53 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2245714)
She ain't scared!!!! She is sooo much fun to hang out with. Your luck to be getting them as in-laws.....

I really don't get my rocks off from seeing a 50 year old ladies boobies.....But I do remeber the night at the pool hall when you where hittin on your child hood baby sitter. JoeW. Please chime in on this one.....you witnessed the same thing I did:):)

txlefty 08-23-2007 05:06 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2245745)
I really don't get my rocks off from seeing a 50 year old ladies bobbies.....But I do remeber the night at the pool hall when you where hittin on your child hood baby sitter. JoeW. Please chime in on this one.....you witnessed the same thing I did:):)

You don't need big brothers help!!!! But you don't need to be hatin on the babysitter either! :Whatever:

bigandy 08-23-2007 06:23 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2245745)
I really don't get my rocks off from seeing a 50 year old ladies bobbies.....

http://images.google.com/images?q=bo...mages&ct=title

here are some pics for you!!!!!!!!!!

tomtbone1993 08-23-2007 06:24 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2245765)
You don't need big brothers help!!!! But you don't need to be hatin on the babysitter either! :Whatever:

:party-smiley-048: : :party-smiley-048: :party-smiley-048:

She must have really been hot when you were a kid

jeff1000man 08-23-2007 06:35 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2245838)
http://images.google.com/images?q=bo...mages&ct=title

here are some pics for you!!!!!!!!!!

ZING!!!!!!! :angry-smiley-044:

tomtbone1993 08-23-2007 06:44 PM

instead of Sanford & Son it is Jeff1000man and Boatman11

http://www.offshoreonly.com/classifi...p?product=3404

jeff1000man 08-23-2007 07:56 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2245855)
instead of Sanford & Son it is Jeff1000man and Boatman11

http://www.offshoreonly.com/classifi...p?product=3404

Considering half the parts operating the Smooth Operator were scavenged out of the back of Blackwood's shop ?????

boatman22 08-24-2007 04:49 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2245855)
instead of Sanford & Son it is Jeff1000man and Boatman11

http://www.offshoreonly.com/classifi...p?product=3404

You need some more parts? We got parts...and then if that don't work we have some more parts.:eek:

Rcolter 08-24-2007 07:55 AM

Local boat:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/35-19...QQcmdZViewItem

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...m=230163998985

Rcolter 08-24-2007 08:03 AM

Tom I think you need this so Kimber will ride with you.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/04-Do...QQcmdZViewItem

tomtbone1993 08-24-2007 09:08 AM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2246313)
Tom I think you need this so Kimber will ride with you.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/04-Do...QQcmdZViewItem



That is what I want....it will be the only type of boat to get me out of a Fountain:cool-smiley-011: :cool-smiley-011:

Rcolter 08-24-2007 09:16 AM

Is that just because Kimber will ride in it? I though you were engaged?

wstultz 08-24-2007 10:43 AM

Cornbread, I talked to your pops last night and we decided to start a Donzi sweet 16 racing club on the lake. Are you in? Are your ready to get the $hit beaten out of you?:boat:

Rcolter 08-24-2007 10:47 AM

Why don't we save our money and just go out in the Nautique on a Sun. About ten minutes of that and we will never want to see a lake again.

tomtbone1993 08-24-2007 11:16 AM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2246381)
Is that just because Kimber will ride in it? I though you were engaged?

I would never want your left overs......:cool-smiley-011:Besides we all know Kimber does not care who she is with or who she rides with......history shows that

txlefty 08-24-2007 11:17 AM

I found a project if anyone is game. A 33' Eggharbor 13' beam... Needs tlc, but the boat is on Conroe, and can be bought for $1,500.00. Has two running 350 crusaders, velvet drive trannies that work and shift, onan genset, 2 working a/c's. A good winter project, will probably need 7-10g's to make her a decent boat.

txlefty 08-24-2007 11:38 AM

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Here is the boat.....BUT NOT THE BOAT FOR SALE! This one is for sale for 35k.

On Time 08-24-2007 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2246509)
I found a project if anyone is game. A 33' Eggharbor 13' beam... Needs tlc, but the boat is on Conroe, and can be bought for $1,500.00. Has two running 350 crusaders, velvet drive trannies that work and shift, onan genset, 2 working a/c's. A good winter project, will probably need 7-10g's to make her a decent boat.

Trannie?

BY U BOY 08-24-2007 12:20 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2246509)
I found a project if anyone is game. A 33' Eggharbor 13' beam... Needs tlc, but the boat is on Conroe, and can be bought for $1,500.00. Has two running 350 crusaders, velvet drive trannies that work and shift, onan genset, 2 working a/c's. A good winter project, will probably need 7-10g's to make her a decent boat.

Im game you buy the boat and pay for all the repairs and ill drive it for ya.:party-smiley-048: :D


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