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Trojan-man 07-10-2007 10:55 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2192773)
WOW furniture sucks:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Furniture shopping can suck a fart out of my a$$ :drool:

tomtbone1993 07-10-2007 11:04 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2192776)
TBONE whats the word on your props. Can Hood fix them?

he didn't think it was a issue, have not heard from him

BY U BOY 07-10-2007 11:29 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2192808)
Furniture shopping can suck a fart out of my a$$ :drool:

Dealing with them has been the worst experience. 10 days of being lied to about where some of the stuff is and when i will have it. Don't even get me started on the termite infested dresser that they brought into my house.Also I don't have the time to sit on hold for 30-45mins when i call.:mad:

BY U BOY 07-10-2007 11:33 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2192824)
he didn't think it was a issue, have not heard from him

Good deal. Let me know how they turn out he is going to get my hydro soon.:cool:

bigandy 07-10-2007 11:40 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2192847)
Dealing with them has been the worst experience. 10 days of being lied to about where some of the stuff is and when i will have it. Don't even get me started on the termite infested dresser that they brought into my house.Also I don't have the time to sit on hold for 30-45mins when i call.:mad:

well........ put your purse down and start kicking some A$$!!

You are in retail, which probably makes you nicer than you should be, but take all those customer beat downs you have gotten over the years roll them all into one and get some action or some free shat or something....

If you put it on a card cancel the transaction and watch the little fackers dance to your tune then. If that doesnt work, go to their house in the middle of the night tie them and their kids to their beds ( dont forget the dog ) jack off on the wifes ( or daughter, whoever is hotter ) face and then set the house on fire. It will not get you your furniture but you will feel better.

Just my .02$

tomtbone1993 07-10-2007 11:51 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2192859)
well........ put your purse down and start kicking some A$$!!

If you put it on a card cancel the transaction and watch the little fackers dance to your tune then.
Just my .02$

BINGO


Did they atleast give you free tickets to the comets game???

BY U BOY 07-10-2007 12:03 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2192859)
well........ put your purse down and start kicking some A$$!!

You are in retail, which probably makes you nicer than you should be, but take all those customer beat downs you have gotten over the years roll them all into one and get some action or some free shat or something....

If you put it on a card cancel the transaction and watch the little fackers dance to your tune then. If that doesnt work, go to their house in the middle of the night tie them and their kids to their beds ( dont forget the dog ) jack off on the wifes ( or daughter, whoever is hotter ) face and then set the house on fire. It will not get you your furniture but you will feel better.

Just my .02$

I just got back from there and needless to say it was just delivered to the house and i had a nice talk with several managers. Andy your right i was nicer than i should have been since i am in retail. I am expecting a call from corporate for my free chit. Should now sometime today.They will also get a bill from my exterminator for the fumigation.

Its not the fact that i did not get my furniture its the fact that i was lied to reputedly. The one lie that pushed me over the edge was when they told me it was to dangerous to drive in the rain and they are waiting for it to stop. I called back and spoke to someone else who told me the delivery people were already back at the warehouse for the day at 6pm and i was on the phone at 8:45 with customer service and they were telling me its on the truck on the way to my house.

I know how it is from being in the same type of business. Just tell the fu(king truth thats all i wanted.

boatman22 07-10-2007 12:08 PM

You mean you didn't get it "TODAY"

We ordered a coffee and sofa table from Bels...wife went to pick it up yesterday and it was in a box and had to be put together:mad: I told her to cancel that I was not gonna put it together. Guess what:evilb:

BY U BOY 07-10-2007 01:12 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2192886)
You mean you didn't get it "TODAY"

We ordered a coffee and sofa table from Bels...wife went to pick it up yesterday and it was in a box and had to be put together:mad: I told her to cancel that I was not gonna put it together. Guess what:evilb:

I don't put chit together:D

tomtbone1993 07-10-2007 02:24 PM

By U are you comming this weekend?

BY U BOY 07-10-2007 03:04 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2193007)
By U are you comming this weekend?

No i have to work:( and my parents are coming in town. I may come up sunday with my parents.

txlefty 07-10-2007 03:23 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2192886)
You mean you didn't get it "TODAY"

We ordered a coffee and sofa table from Bels...wife went to pick it up yesterday and it was in a box and had to be put together:mad: I told her to cancel that I was not gonna put it together. Guess what:evilb:

If you wanted it today and together you shoulda went through the hood AKA: Heights and hit all the garage sales! Coulda been lovin' life by noon, and I'm sure you coulda found somethin' REAL nice for the woman too! :evilb: :evilb:

boatman22 07-10-2007 03:24 PM

Tbone...there might be another couple with us...do we just pay for them Friday night or mail another check.

txlefty 07-10-2007 03:27 PM

Thanks to Armstrong I'm back in the water! :D Gonna run it at 6 and hopefully be all good for Saturday! I'm gonna need for someone to bid on my boat at the calcutta! I'm outta funds! :drool:

tomtbone1993 07-10-2007 03:50 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2193088)
Tbone...there might be another couple with us...do we just pay for them Friday night or mail another check.

just bring the money Friday night.....what size shirts I have a few extras

tomtbone1993 07-10-2007 03:51 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2193092)
Thanks to Armstrong I'm back in the water! :D Gonna run it at 6 and hopefully be all good for Saturday! I'm gonna need for someone to bid on my boat at the calcutta! I'm outta funds! :drool:

I heard the purple drive will make it run faster:):)

Trojan-man 07-10-2007 03:51 PM

wstultz and joew both are life partners, and both like it in the can.

tomtbone1993 07-10-2007 03:52 PM

Trojan-Man -Not only am I the CEO, I am also a client...Hair Club for Men

Trojan-man 07-10-2007 03:52 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2193140)
I heard the purple drive will make it run faster:):)

does mercruiser make a "Barney" series ???

:evilb: :evilb:

Trojan-man 07-10-2007 03:54 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2193144)
Trojan-Man -Not only am I the CEO, I am also a client...Hair Club for Men

that was funny in 4th grade the first 100 times I heard that. :crazy: :crazy:

Don't start with me gorilla :D :drink:

wstultz 07-10-2007 04:34 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2193141)
wstultz and joew both are life partners, and both like it in the can.


Chad is a gay asian prostitue that goes by the name Ming Lee and gives five dolla sucky-suckies.

tomtbone1993 07-10-2007 04:41 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2193153)
that was funny in 4th grade the first 100 times I heard that. :crazy: :crazy:

:



I was unaware you have been bald that long:(:(:)

BY U BOY 07-10-2007 05:08 PM

Hey Jeff need some shirts:evilb: :evilb:
http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/s...d.php?t=163070

joew. 07-10-2007 05:43 PM

Trojan man once took it in the can by the entire Baylor football team, and never missed a drop. Not that there is anything wri=ong w/ that......................

txlefty 07-10-2007 06:05 PM

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Chad: Come on Wade! This will make you the most popular guy on the football team! :D

Wade: I thought I was supposed to bend over and take it like a good little biatch! :eek:

boatman22 07-10-2007 08:10 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2193088)
Tbone...there might be another couple with us...do we just pay for them Friday night or mail another check.

Sounds good...a med and xl...I am sooooooready:bunny:

Trojan-man 07-10-2007 09:10 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2193312)
Trojan man once took it in the can by the entire Baylor football team, and never missed a drop. Not that there is anything wri=ong w/ that......................

what kind of a retard edits a post and still spells wrong "wri=ong" ?? I see that tethlongphonics has made its way to you too :D :drink:

Trojan-man 07-10-2007 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2193207)
I was unaware you have been bald that long:(:(:)

:D :D

Trojan-man 07-10-2007 09:23 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2193198)
Chad is a gay asian prostitue that goes by the name Ming Lee and gives five dolla sucky-suckies.

Ming Lee say chad too Bou-Cou !! :eek: :eek:

jeff1000man 07-10-2007 09:44 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2193608)
Ming Lee say chad too Bou-Cou !! :eek: :eek:

Classic. :evilb:

jeff1000man 07-10-2007 09:48 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2192763)
Mush mouth, is Scarey Mary ready to go?

Just got into town after 1200mile trip. Downloaded 28 new claims. Phone is ringing off the wall, and I am trying to figure out how to disapear for the next 4 days to build a boat and run a poker run.

This is the hand that I have been dealt at 9:46 pm on a tuesday night. (miami vice is on the office tube)

Hopefully I can build the boat tomorrow afternoon. I have to leave town thursday and get back friday morning and wash the boat and test it on the way to pappas for the Calcutta. :eek: :cool: :D

wstultz 07-10-2007 11:05 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2193637)
Just got into town after 1200mile trip. Downloaded 28 new claims. Phone is ringing off the wall, and I am trying to figure out how to disapear for the next 4 days to build a boat and run a poker run.

This is the hand that I have been dealt at 9:46 pm on a tuesday night. (miami vice is on the office tube)

Hopefully I can build the boat tomorrow afternoon. I have to leave town thursday and get back friday morning and wash the boat and test it on the way to pappas for the Calcutta. :eek: :cool: :D

Holy $hit. Down to the wire again. Do me a favor and run it on the hose for a few hours so you don't get screwed by a stupid hose or something small.

jeff1000man 07-10-2007 11:35 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2193728)
Holy $hit. Down to the wire again. Do me a favor and run it on the hose for a few hours so you don't get screwed by a stupid hose or something small.

Might not have a few hours. Take off work tomorrow and help me put the damn thing together. :D

Can probably run it on the hose while I am washing it. I need a sandblaster for the inside.

jeff1000man 07-11-2007 12:04 AM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2193092)
Thanks to Armstrong I'm back in the water! :D Gonna run it at 6 and hopefully be all good for Saturday! I'm gonna need for someone to bid on my boat at the calcutta! I'm outta funds! :drool:

Who?

tomtbone1993 07-11-2007 01:51 AM

boys it is going to be a good time................

joew. 07-11-2007 02:10 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2193589)
what kind of a retard edits a post and still spells wrong "wri=ong" ?? I see that tethlongphonics has made its way to you too :D :drink:

I would answer this but instead I am going to go get laid. Troojan-man your hand has his work cut out for him.......

On Time 07-11-2007 10:04 AM

Message for BY U BOY:
At Clear Lake Marine Center there is a 1986 33' Scorpion w/502's that has not been used in two years. Hangs in sling. The owner had a bad accident and is now disabled. He had been keeping the boat clean but now realizes he'll never use it again. Maintainance was at Victory Marine. They say it's a 75 mph boat. Let me know if interested and I'll put the two of you together.

tomtbone1993 07-11-2007 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2193637)

Hopefully I can build the boat tomorrow afternoon. I have to leave town thursday and get back friday morning and wash the boat and test it on the way to pappas for the Calcutta. :eek: :cool: :D

:):)

tomtbone1993 07-11-2007 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2193334)
Chad: Come on Wade! This will make you the most popular guy on the football team! :D

Wade: I thought I was supposed to bend over and take it like a good little biatch! :eek:

:):)

tomtbone1993 07-11-2007 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2193153)
that was funny in 4th grade the first 100 times I heard that. Don't start with me gorilla :

:):)


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