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protechx2 05-10-2007 02:52 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2123443)
Yep. I used to work for Lakeshore and still do on occasion. David is a friend of mine and he also helps work on the boats if we're stumped on something.

Yeah we wrench on boats and cars all the time! I thought you had a Liberator? I think you may know my Neighbors Bob and Denise B. With A Colbalt! Catch ya at the Lake!

joew. 05-10-2007 02:53 PM


Originally Posted by protechx2 (Post 2123396)
and I thought I was the only crazy phucker around Lake Conroe! Hey Stultz do you know David D. from lakeshore I think I met you through him?

You will know it was Stultz if he tried to get your phone number:evilb:

joew. 05-10-2007 02:56 PM

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Does anyone know how to mount one of these on a fountain????

wstultz 05-10-2007 03:37 PM

Jeff.....Do you need a parts boat?

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1979-...13349748QQrdZ1

bigandy 05-10-2007 03:39 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2123504)
280112874754 on ebay

This is a 17ft bass boat with a 88 150 johnson run great new carpet and seats new tires two live wells the boat has no fiber glass repair and dont need none dont really have any scratches on the bottom the paint is faded over the years the fishfinder is still in new condition and still have the box i have got over 4000.00 dollers in it in the last 6 months i fished a tournement last weekend and the trolling motor is old and not in good condition its got tilt and trim in the back and front of the boat if you have any questions please send me measages or call me at 903-240-0135 this is the first thing i have sold on ebay but i know you will be satisfied thank you

That is what gives Texans a bad name:(

since when do texans have a bad name, besides that guy is from canada, look at his name. and then look at what he just bought last month on ebay, pretty funny.

but you should really think about getting a new hobby because what are you doint looking at 20 year old fishing boats in the first place???

Are me and george the only ones on the lake today or what?? Come on baldwick, lets find some bikers and make them earn forty dollars the hard way!!!

wstultz 05-10-2007 03:49 PM

:drool: sick :drool:

joew. 05-10-2007 03:55 PM

Atleast my hobbies do not require a trip to the di(k dr.:D

bigandy 05-10-2007 04:01 PM

its ok if they are really skanky i triple bag it, 2 on me and one on their head. Its good for a girls self esteem and you would be surprised what a turn on it is when they cry the whole time.... right up until the point where you turn them into glazed donut ATM machine

BY U BOY 05-10-2007 04:22 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2123605)
its ok if they are really skanky i triple bag it, 2 on me and one on their head. Its good for a girls self esteem and you would be surprised what a turn on it is when they cry the whole time.... right up until the point where you turn them into glazed donut ATM machine

what was your childhood like?:eek: :drink:

Trojan-man 05-10-2007 04:23 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2123605)
its ok if they are really skanky i triple bag it, 2 on me and one on their head. Its good for a girls self esteem and you would be surprised what a turn on it is when they cry the whole time.... right up until the point where you turn them into glazed donut ATM machine

:eek: :eek: :eek: nice, ATM ....

joew. 05-10-2007 04:24 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2123605)
its ok if they are really skanky i triple bag it, 2 on me and one on their head. Its good for a girls self esteem and you would be surprised what a turn on it is when they cry the whole time.... right up until the point where you turn them into glazed donut ATM machine

You always did have a way with the ladies:rolleyes: I think I just got sick to my stomach thanks:(

Trojan-man 05-10-2007 04:24 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2123578)
since when do texans have a bad name, besides that guy is from canada, look at his name. and then look at what he just bought last month on ebay, pretty funny.

but you should really think about getting a new hobby because what are you doint looking at 20 year old fishing boats in the first place???

Are me and george the only ones on the lake today or what?? Come on baldwick, lets find some bikers and make them earn forty dollars the hard way!!!

Yes, some people have to work d1ckhole !!!!!























I am just glad I am not one of those people. :drink:

spk1 05-10-2007 04:25 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2123605)
its ok if they are really skanky i triple bag it, 2 on me and one on their head. Its good for a girls self esteem and you would be surprised what a turn on it is when they cry the whole time.... right up until the point where you turn them into glazed donut ATM machine

Obviously, his parents didnt remove the key from the HBO/Cable box when he was little. :evilb:

bigandy 05-10-2007 04:36 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2123634)
You always did have a way with the ladies:rolleyes: I think I just got sick to my stomach thanks:(

what its not like I'm into cleveland steamers, or Rusty trombones or dirty sanchez's or something gross or degrading.

Your old roommate has a roll of film from the donkey show in mexico maybe you ought to go to the di(k doctor, you can get stuff from a toilet seat you know.

bigandy 05-10-2007 04:45 PM

or snowballing, or mushroom stamping, or bukkake, or felching or pegging or.........

what, so i have the internet. You learn things your way i learn them my way!

joew. 05-10-2007 04:58 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2123674)
or snowballing, or mushroom stamping, or bukkake, or felching or pegging or.........

what, so i have the internet. You learn things your way i learn them my way!

o.k., o.k., but what the f is felching?

bigandy 05-10-2007 05:00 PM

i am not sure you really want to know...... :D

bigandy 05-10-2007 05:02 PM

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=felching

joew. 05-10-2007 05:05 PM

You are right. I didn't want to know. What are ya'll doin tonight?

bigandy 05-10-2007 05:10 PM

hopefully giving whomever george has on his boat an angry pirate

angry pirate:

when a woman is giving a man head, he pulls out, and nuts in her eye. Upon doing this, she will let out some sort of grunt of disapproval, and at this point he kicks her in the shin. This poor girl, being pissed and hurt, will hobble after your laughing ass. One eye closed walking like she has a peg leg. ie, an angry pirate.

Or maybe just sitting on the skanktuary and having a few cocktails. I have a cold and it sucks.

joew. 05-10-2007 05:15 PM

Nice, that is how I got Kim to love me so much:rolleyes:

spk1 05-10-2007 05:15 PM

You muthafukas need Jesus! :evilb:

bigandy 05-10-2007 05:28 PM

if i wasnt starting to get a weird tan line from the computer being on my chest i would tell you about the Rusty Trombone but i am signing off. See you girls later. Cold beer in Walden but not a late nighter i have people coming into town tomorrow.

Trojan-man 05-10-2007 06:57 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2123713)
hopefully giving whomever george has on his boat an angry pirate

angry pirate:

when a woman is giving a man head, he pulls out, and nuts in her eye. Upon doing this, she will let out some sort of grunt of disapproval, and at this point he kicks her in the shin. This poor girl, being pissed and hurt, will hobble after your laughing ass. One eye closed walking like she has a peg leg. ie, an angry pirate.

Or maybe just sitting on the skanktuary and having a few cocktails. I have a cold and it sucks.


That is the funniest thing I have heard all day !!! :eek: :drink:

BY U BOY 05-11-2007 09:24 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2123722)
You muthafukas need Jesus! :evilb:

hey, leave hey zus out of this:drink:

jeff1000man 05-11-2007 10:25 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2123574)

I already own a parts boat.

jeff1000man 05-11-2007 10:30 AM

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Nice :evilb:

wstultz 05-11-2007 10:48 AM

Those are all my X girlfriends......dirty sluts.

BY U BOY 05-11-2007 11:27 AM

What do ya'll think about a fun run one sunday down to stingaree for lunch?

spk1 05-11-2007 11:34 AM

http://houston.citysearch.com/profil...urant_bar.html


I think these guys would have some fun getting to know some of the clear lake and galveston area waterfront bars. We could add to the skanktuary talet pool. :drink:

jeff1000man 05-11-2007 11:36 AM

I am going by car. :eek:

jeff1000man 05-11-2007 11:37 AM

I think I have an ear infection from the ponchatrain water.

spk1 05-11-2007 11:51 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2124566)
I am going by car. :eek:

What happenned to renting boats? :evilb: :evilb:

tomtbone1993 05-11-2007 11:52 AM

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:d :d

spk1 05-11-2007 11:52 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2124568)
I think I have an ear infection from the ponchatrain water.

Well all that water from katrina and the superdome had to go somewhere! :eek:

spk1 05-11-2007 11:59 AM

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:d

Trojan-man 05-11-2007 12:09 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2124593)
:d

nice...I am forwarding that one to my old lady :D :D :D

boatman22 05-11-2007 12:24 PM

Anyone from Conroe TOPPS going to Yaga's BBQ tomorrow?

http://www.toppsboatclub.com/output/wc20070512.html

Were heading down in the morning.:bunny:

tomtbone1993 05-11-2007 01:31 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2124603)
nice...I am forwarding that one to my old lady :D :D :D

who sent it too TXLEFTY?:rolleyes:

joew. 05-11-2007 01:42 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2124584)
:d :d

That is smoe funny chit:D


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