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Rcolter 07-12-2007 03:55 PM

RETLOC is hiring. Hell she can have my job.

spk1 07-12-2007 04:09 PM

Whats the word on leftys drive?

tomtbone1993 07-12-2007 05:11 PM


Originally Posted by TopSpin80 (Post 2195621)
What are the times and stops on the conroe poker run? A friend and I might go, where is the best place to watch from land?

Ernie

I did not think we discussed boating???:):):):)

tomtbone1993 07-12-2007 05:12 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2195877)
Whats the word on leftys drive?

I think he is avoiding the question:(

bigandy 07-12-2007 05:15 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2195877)
Whats the word on leftys drive?

The word, i tell you what the word is......... if its only one word, i definately know which word it is..............................
















































"KARMA", thats the word and aint she a biatch!! Sorry Left, how fast does Staley's boat go?

BY U BOY 07-12-2007 05:46 PM

Later biatches im going to go play in the gulf for 10 or 12 hours:D :D

Trojan-man 07-12-2007 05:51 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2195805)
Resimay


Deer Sir,

I waunt to apply for the secritary job wat I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik with one finggar and do sum a counting.
I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well.
Im lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited
I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,
I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.
hopifuly yore best aplicant so farr.

Sinseerly,

Peggy May Starlings
PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me. .

Employer's response:......




Dear Peggy May,

It's OK honey, we've got spell check



Sinsirally, Chadwick homes

Hells Yeah !!!! I need a superintendent while I watch boobies !!

Trojan-man 07-12-2007 05:52 PM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2195860)
RETLOC is hiring. Hell she can have my job.

you have a job ??? :drink: :drink:

I like the new avatar :D :D

boatman22 07-12-2007 05:56 PM

Tbone...are you gonna be at Club 105 tonight? If so i was gonna bring the machine.

Trojan-man 07-12-2007 05:56 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2195572)
Call Rick.. he gave me a great price and it was done in 1 day and they were here when they said they would.
Tell him you know me also.

Boatman: Thanks Chad, for the hookup

Trojan-man: You are welcome...anytime.....:drink:

If you would have had him invoice me, you would have received a better deal,....I get builder pricing. But I am glad he got it done for you and did a good job.

Trojan-man 07-12-2007 05:57 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2195983)
Later biatches im going to go play in the gulf for 10 or 12 hours:D :D

Lucky Bastardo !!!! your old lady better be making me cookies :evilb:

tomtbone1993 07-12-2007 06:20 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2195993)
Tbone...are you gonna be at Club 105 tonight? If so i was gonna bring the machine.

Yes probaly after 9:00PM:cool:

tomtbone1993 07-12-2007 06:21 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2195995)
Boatman: Thanks Chad, for the hookup

Trojan-man: You are welcome...anytime.....:drink:

If you would have had him invoice me, you would have received a better deal,....I get builder pricing. But I am glad he got it done for you and did a good job.

If I had Boatman22's money I would burn mine...:):)

bigandy 07-12-2007 08:13 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2195997)
Lucky Bastardo !!!! your old lady better be making me cookies :evilb:

She is...... she just called me. Apparently she is making us all of us cookies because she said we were all invited over tonight for bukakke. So they must be some kind of chinese cookies or something....

bigandy 07-12-2007 08:15 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2196006)
If I had Boatman22's money I would burn mine...:):)

dont burn it.......... give it to me so i can have change for all these 5's

bigandy 07-12-2007 08:19 PM

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Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2195993)
Tbone...are you gonna be at Club 105 tonight? If so i was gonna bring the machine.

is this the machine????????? Because i am pretty sure Jeff already has one over at club 105.......

BY U BOY 07-12-2007 08:35 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2196092)
She is...... she just called me. Apparently she is making us all of us cookies because she said we were all invited over tonight for bukakke. So they must be some kind of chinese cookies or something....

Negative Andy --
Only Trojan-man will be receiving the latest batch of cookies.
I'll be sure to put an extra helping of love in them! :D
~Sarah

jeff1000man 07-13-2007 09:33 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2196106)
Negative Andy --
Only Trojan-man will be receiving the latest batch of cookies.
I'll be sure to put an extra helping of love in them! :D
~Sarah

Don't wear your arm out getting the extra love into them. That is the way Chad likes them though. :evilb:

Trojan-man 07-13-2007 09:36 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2196566)
Don't wear your arm out getting the extra love into them. That is the way Chad likes them though. :evilb:

Shut up and work on your boat biatch :cool: :D

jeff1000man 07-13-2007 09:39 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2196570)
Shut up and work on your boat biatch :cool: :D

It will all come together soon enough. I have to get some paperwork done for the office or else I will have all the time I want to work on the boat and no funds to do it with. :mad:

txlefty 07-13-2007 09:55 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2195877)
Whats the word on leftys drive?

Looks like the drive was never filled with oil! And a whole lot of finger pointing! The upper gear litterally melted in the case. :mad: I made an emergency, 4 pm run to Victory Marine in League City and found all the gears I need......I HOPE ! Drive was built last night, they are pressure testing it as we speak and if alls good, washed waxed and in the water by 2 pm......So I'm crossing my fingers! And I've learned a lesson! NO MORE HATERAID! :snide: So if any of you fools need any help! Just call me and I'll be there with bells on! :drink:







Hope everyone's chit runs great and everyone has a great and safe Poker Run! See ya'll on the water! :evilb:

jeff1000man 07-13-2007 10:02 AM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2196590)
Looks like the drive was never filled with oil! And a whole lot of finger pointing! The upper gear litterally melted in the case. :mad: I made an emergency, 4 pm run to Victory Marine in League City and found all the gears I need......I HOPE ! Drive was built last night, they are pressure testing it as we speak and if alls good, washed waxed and in the water by 2 pm......So I'm crossing my fingers! And I've learned a lesson! NO MORE HATERAID! :snide: So if any of you fools need any help! Just call me and I'll be there with bells on! :drink:







Hope everyone's chit runs great and everyone has a great and safe Poker Run! See ya'll on the water! :evilb:

Looks like Tom's gremlins have moved from my boat stall donw to Lefty's. Colter, you might want to change stalls, your next in line.

Lefty, I need mine washed and waxed, but please don't wear the bells. :eek:

txlefty 07-13-2007 10:16 AM

I just hired a witch doctor to come a scare away the gremilins out of my stall! I don't care where they go, as long as they leave! :evilb:

tomtbone1993 07-13-2007 10:43 AM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2196590)
Looks like the drive was never filled with oil! And a whole lot of finger pointing! The upper gear litterally melted in the case. :mad: I made an emergency, 4 pm run to Victory Marine in League City and found all the gears I need......I HOPE ! Drive was built last night, they are pressure testing it as we speak and if alls good, washed waxed and in the water by 2 pm......So I'm crossing my fingers! And I've learned a lesson! NO MORE HATERAID! :snide: So if any of you fools need any help! Just call me and I'll be there with bells on! :drink:


Hope everyone's chit runs great and everyone has a great and safe Poker Run! See ya'll on the water! :evilb:

Oil is so over rated Thanks for the help stuffin the bags last night:)

TopSpin80 07-13-2007 10:48 AM

Ok, guys I have never been to conroe accept for tennis tournaments at walden. so I have no clue where the locations you guys are talking about are, the topps website doesn't have much info about times or locations either. I take tonns of digital pictures and you guys are free to print them 8x10 or larger if I can actually get out there, so please give me some directions to these places. maybe even a map

Ernie

joew. 07-13-2007 11:08 AM

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Here is the map from the TP&W.:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

txlefty 07-13-2007 11:27 AM


Originally Posted by TopSpin80 (Post 2196640)
Ok, guys I have never been to conroe accept for tennis tournaments at walden. so I have no clue where the locations you guys are talking about are, the topps website doesn't have much info about times or locations either. I take tonns of digital pictures and you guys are free to print them 8x10 or larger if I can actually get out there, so please give me some directions to these places. maybe even a map

Ernie

OK Ernie your scaring me!! You bust our balls about boating and you go to TENNIS TOURNAMENTS????? You have definately lost some cool points there! :evilb: :evilb:

Papas is the starting place and lunch stop. It's on 105 going towards Walden, behind the Jack-n-Box.

boatman22 07-13-2007 12:00 PM

Ok I'm ready to get his party going.......What time are we meeting at Papas this afternoon for the before PR party?

tomtbone1993 07-13-2007 12:09 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2196702)
Ok I'm ready to get his party going.......What time are we meeting at Papas this afternoon for the before PR party?

I will be everywhere .........call me:)

txlefty 07-13-2007 12:43 PM

Tom send me the Press release so I can forward it to the Courier. It looks like we can get some coverage! Let me know if you need anything!

On Time 07-13-2007 12:50 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2196665)
...you go to TENNIS TOURNAMENTS?????

.

My wife was a nationally ranked tennis player!

tomtbone1993 07-13-2007 01:09 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2196762)
Tom send me the Press release so I can forward it to the Courier. It looks like we can get some coverage! Let me know if you need anything!




done.........I will be gone for the rest of the day.

TopSpin80 07-13-2007 01:44 PM

Well I hope to see you guys out there, and maybe next year I'll be out there in a boat

Ernie

joew. 07-13-2007 01:51 PM

Scary Mary's older brother

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/38-Ft...QQcmdZViewItem

boatman22 07-13-2007 02:38 PM

If I remember correctly:cool: Do we have slips at Papas for Fri and Sat nights?

jeff1000man 07-14-2007 12:43 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2196866)

At least I know its worth 22000

jeff1000man 07-14-2007 12:45 AM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2196611)
I just hired a witch doctor to come a scare away the gremilins out of my stall! I don't care where they go, as long as they leave! :evilb:

Hope they didn'tcome back to me!

tomtbone1993 07-14-2007 01:20 AM

BY U & JoeW. we will miss you tomorrow:(

Trojan-man 07-14-2007 01:51 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2197345)
At least I know its worth 22000

Jeffrey, your tub looked good running out there, I left papas right behind you, sounded mean !!! :hothead:

jeff1000man 07-14-2007 07:59 AM

Everybody go to Wal Mart and get rain suits :mad: :evilb:


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